“ Five Names that I Can Hardly Stand to Hear ! ………………………. Including Yours and Mine ………………. And One More Chimp Who Is Not HERE ! “
Hello Me Stoneslings ….. Winter just got a Lil’ Warmer . What am I talking about ? Well , there is the upcoming Steely Dan Las Vegas Residency
at the Venetian , the upcoming Stones’ Tour [ …. will President Trump attend a Springtime Stones’ Gig(s) ? ] and Russian Imperial Stouts . Me kins ,
there is only one beer that pares well with a ‘ Reelin’ In The Chips ‘ springtime residency at a Sin City Hotel and Casino ….. The Russian Imperial Stout .
Often referred to as the ‘ King of Stouts ‘ , Russian Imperial Stouts were originally created in the nineteenth century by brewers looking to curry favor
with Queen Catherine II ; too wild and multitudinous to heel to written characterizations , Emperor Xi and myself simply close our eyes and reach for
metaphors : tastes of dark fruit and little to no hop character … very high alcohol by volume ( 13.4 % ABV ) … a hearty brew best served alongside The
Brazen Head’s very own oysters , chocolate and soft cheeses . The Emperor even goes one step further and ventures deep into Steely Dan’s mid – 1970’s :
he envisions Walter Becker ( RIP ) , his hair long and shiny , wearing sunglasses and the spectacularly wide – collared shirt from the band’s appearance on
the Television show ‘ The Midnight Special ‘ wagging a finger --- ‘ Good Luck , Friend , ‘ is what he is saying . Katy Lies : “ YES !!!! ….. YES !!!! “
Enough of the Crap ! Xi and myself soon got down to business …. We both agreed that some sort of United States and Chinese Trade Deal will be struck
…. and soon . Very Soon . The Great Man --- President Donald J. Trump ( ‘ SUPREME “ Leader ! ) is working assiduously to make a deal . Once completed ,
signed , sealed and delivered , look for the U.S. Stock Market to hit absolutely unprecedented highs -- so high that not even former Vice President Joe
Biden can defeat Incumbent President Trump . Why ? ….. The Economy follows the Stock Market : we could very well hit five , six even seven percent
GDP Numbers by Election Day 2020 ---- Mount Rushmore here we come
It was at that EXACT moment when brand new sous – chef Jenny stopped by to say , “ Hello “ ; Grabbed Xi’s “ Hog “ and the two of them disappeared
into the Robert Emmet Room not to be seen again for the rest of the evening .