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Mar 29th, 2016 at 7:52pm
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I know this won,t happen,but I have some ideas for the next tour.i am assuming the new album will be released in November,and the tour will begin in Europe in January,2017.keep sascha allen,instead of lisa fischer.remember,jagger seems to get bored easily.lol keep matt clifford.bring back mick taylor as a touring member to play on all songs.prices will be high,and audiences will be large,so they shouldn,t play too many obscurities.shorten the length of many songs.here is the ideal setlist and time for each song:1-jumping jack flash 31/2 min.2-new song3 min.3-start me up-31/2 min.4-honky tonk women-3 min.5-it,s only rock and roll-41/2 min.6-midnight rambler-51/2 min.7-angie-3 min.8-gimmie shelter-4 min.9-under my thumb-4 min.10-sympathy for the devil-5 min.11-new song-4 min.12-paint it black-4 min.13-let,s spend the night together-4 min.14-mick introduces band,takes his time with some jokes and stories.-10 minutes.now keith sings 3 tunes15-happy-3 minutes16-you got the silver-4 min.17-little t and a-4 1/2 minutes.18-ruby Tuesday-31/2 min.19-get off of my cloud-3 min.20-miss you 4 1/2 min.21-rough justice-3 min.22-tumbling dice-4 1/2 min.23-doom and gloom-3 min.24-you got me rocking-3 1/2 min.25-you can,t always get what you want-5 min.(no choir).26-beast of burden-3 1/2 min.27-shattered-3 min.28-street fighting man-4 min.29-wild horses-4 min.good night-5 minute break-for the encore 30-satisafction-8 min.31-brown sugar-6 min.    total of 2 hours,15 minutes.
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Reply #1 - Mar 30th, 2016 at 8:10am
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you know what happens when you assume?
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Reply #2 - Mar 30th, 2016 at 9:47am
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If you shorten the encore down to 3 1/2 minutes, you can give the the band back the  1 1/2 minutes your fucking robbed from Angie!  How in the name of Christ do you expect them to play Angie in 3 minutes?  What is this, a fucking record player you just pump-jack up to 78 rpm?  This throws the whole shebang out of whack.  You can't just truncate a song by 33%.  Milli Vanilli medley ass smorgasbord of musical swill.
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Reply #3 - Mar 30th, 2016 at 8:24pm
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SHOULDNT PLAY TOO MANY OBSCURITIES???

My god...what ozone are you in ?!? The most obscure song they play is Out Of Control...The built in bathroom break for songs 20-24 is nice though...gives you time to take a leak...get a beer...maybe hit the merch for a min...

I very much appreciate the disclaimer, " I know this wont happen, but..."
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Reply #4 - Mar 30th, 2016 at 8:31pm
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I dunno, I think I'd like it if they played one or two of their more obscure songs once in a while. "Dancing With Mr. D" is a particular fave of mine (not too sure about how "obscure" that is for Stones fans though).

On the other hand, the chances of me getting to go to a concert are pretty slim anyway, so "shrug*.
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mkbdti wrote on Mar 29th, 2016 at 7:52pm:
I know this won,t happen,but I have some ideas for the next tour.i am assuming the new album will be released in November,and the tour will begin in Europe in January,2017.keep sascha allen,instead of lisa fischer.remember,jagger seems to get bored easily.lol keep matt clifford.bring back mick taylor as a touring member to play on all songs.prices will be high,and audiences will be large,so they shouldn,t play too many obscurities.shorten the length of many songs.here is the ideal setlist and time for each song:1-jumping jack flash 31/2 min.2-new song3 min.3-start me up-31/2 min.4-honky tonk women-3 min.5-it,s only rock and roll-41/2 min.6-midnight rambler-51/2 min.7-angie-3 min.8-gimmie shelter-4 min.9-under my thumb-4 min.10-sympathy for the devil-5 min.11-new song-4 min.12-paint it black-4 min.13-let,s spend the night together-4 min.14-mick introduces band,takes his time with some jokes and stories.-10 minutes.now keith sings 3 tunes15-happy-3 minutes16-you got the silver-4 min.17-little t and a-4 1/2 minutes.18-ruby Tuesday-31/2 min.19-get off of my cloud-3 min.20-miss you 4 1/2 min.21-rough justice-3 min.22-tumbling dice-4 1/2 min.23-doom and gloom-3 min.24-you got me rocking-3 1/2 min.25-you can,t always get what you want-5 min.(no choir).26-beast of burden-3 1/2 min.27-shattered-3 min.28-street fighting man-4 min.29-wild horses-4 min.good night-5 minute break-for the encore 30-satisafction-8 min.31-brown sugar-6 min.    total of 2 hours,15 minutes.
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Freya Gin wrote on Mar 30th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
I dunno, I think I'd like it if they played one or two of their more obscure songs once in a while. "Dancing With Mr. D" is a particular fave of mine (not too sure about how "obscure" that is for Stones fans though).

On the other hand, the chances of me getting to go to a concert are pretty slim anyway, so "shrug*.

Why can you not go to a concert Freya?
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Reply #7 - Mar 30th, 2016 at 10:35pm
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gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30th, 2016 at 10:07pm:
Freya Gin wrote on Mar 30th, 2016 at 8:31pm:
I dunno, I think I'd like it if they played one or two of their more obscure songs once in a while. "Dancing With Mr. D" is a particular fave of mine (not too sure about how "obscure" that is for Stones fans though).

On the other hand, the chances of me getting to go to a concert are pretty slim anyway, so "shrug*.

Why can you not go to a concert Freya?


They usually charge money. I have none to spare. Sad Also, my car probably wouldn't make it unless the concert was less than 45 miles away. Sigh...
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Yeah! I know the feeling. They rightfully ignored Australia for so long, I didn't see them live for years, whenever I was in the old country, they were elsewhere, or I wasn't able to go.

I just hoped you weren't like ya know, unwell.
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I hope that flogging stuff is just a joke War horses couldn't drag me away
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Reply #10 - Mar 31st, 2016 at 9:36am
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gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30th, 2016 at 10:44pm:
Yeah! I know the feeling. They rightfully ignored Australia for so long, I didn't see them live for years, whenever I was in the old country, they were elsewhere, or I wasn't able to go.

I just hoped you weren't like ya know, unwell.


No, hon, I'm fine. Smiley Don't worry about me. I hope you're still doing better too!

gypsymofo60 wrote on Mar 30th, 2016 at 10:46pm:
I hope that flogging stuff is just a joke War horses couldn't drag me away


Well, no, it isn't but it's not like I feel compelled to flog ever guy or gal that crosses my path. Lol! That would get me into more trouble than even I can handle! In fact, I just got another sub who isn't into it so we're not going to do that. (His main fetish is one a Stones fangirl should appreciate; see their logo for details. )
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Reply #11 - Mar 31st, 2016 at 10:06am
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The numbers in this time budget, which seem arbitrary to begin with, don't add up.  This temporal analysis is hopelessly flawed.  I'm not trying to be hard on the junior poster, but we this is inferior work product, and we just can't have this stuff floating around the board, all fucked up like this.  I've fucking had it up to my goddam groin in this half-baked fucking work!
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Reply #12 - Mar 31st, 2016 at 10:06am
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The new paradigm? Shorter setlists. Longer "audience participation" segments to give the band a break, and longer pointless vamps to stretch out the warhorses.
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...

said no one. 

you can't do a Stones tour like that...no way...
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