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Freya Gin Rocks Off Regular Offline They'll Never Make a Saint of Me! Posts: 709 2000 light years from home Gender:	The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Mar 8^th, 2016 at 6:57pm I'm asking for a friend. He didn't have to serve this week but he's afraid he'll be called to soon. Not kidding, guys.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #1 - Mar 8^th, 2016 at 7:48pm When I got notice to do jury duty, I just didn't show up and nothing happened. Not a letter or fine or anything.
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Freya Gin Rocks Off Regular Offline They'll Never Make a Saint of Me! Posts: 709 2000 light years from home Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #2 - Mar 8^th, 2016 at 9:09pm Bitch wrote on Mar 8^th, 2016 at 7:48pm: When I got notice to do jury duty, I just didn't show up and nothing happened. Not a letter or fine or anything. That might work. I think he'd be afraid to try it though.
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #3 - Mar 8^th, 2016 at 10:31pm baby steelie?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #4 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 10:14am not sure, what would Trump say? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/exclusive-trump-5-jury-summonses-9-year...
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #5 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 11:57am Lend him your flogger.
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Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty?
Reply #6 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 3:16pm

Tell the jackwit to do his civic duty.

I served on a jury a few years ago, read Nankering With the Stones while waiting in the jury pool.
People thought I was crazy, sitting there by myself and laughing my ass off.

The jury I finally got on convicted a drug peddler for selling to some cops on Bourbon Street.
Found out later that was the thug's third time. He's probably breaking rocks at Angola now.

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Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty?
Reply #7 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 4:06pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 11:57am:

Lend him your flogger.

I remember Sera Gamble of the series Supernatural saying that she tried to get out of jury duty by showing up wearing a Star Fleet uniform. Didn't work. I rather doubt letting him borrow one of my floggers would either. They'd probably just tell him to leave it at home next time.

Edith Grove, I've never read Nankering With the Stones but I gotta wonder: did Phelge make out that the guys' drugs were delivered by the Dope Fairy or what?

Come to think of it, I bet that there's been a number of dealers that used "the Dope Fairy" as a handle.

Well, I hope it's a short trial. All the time he spends in jury duty is time he isn't having sex with me!

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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,595	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #8 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 7:24pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU
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Freya Gin Rocks Off Regular Offline They'll Never Make a Saint of Me! Posts: 709 2000 light years from home Gender:	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #9 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 7:49pm WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 7:24pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU Lol, that made me think of this.
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Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty?
Reply #10 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 9:48pm

Freya Gin wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 4:06pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 11:57am:

Lend him your flogger.

That actually happened in 1996 during the Whitewater trials...it does not work since it does fit the in the catagory of professional/ formal attire

http://www.cnn.com/US/fringe/9603/03-14/trek.html

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Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty?
Reply #11 - Mar 9^th, 2016 at 10:17pm

Paranoid Android wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 9:48pm:

Freya Gin wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 4:06pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 9^th, 2016 at 11:57am:

Lend him your flogger.

That actually happened in 1996 during the Whitewater trials...it does not work since it does fit the in the catagory of professional/ formal attire

http://www.cnn.com/US/fringe/9603/03-14/trek.html

Hahaha, I'd never heard of that! Thanks for the laugh. Cheesy

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a.completeunknown Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 84	Re: The best minor crime to get out of jury duty? Reply #12 - Mar 10^th, 2016 at 3:25pm Just pull out a pocket Constitution and start reading it. Then mention "jury nullification" within earshot of the right person(s).
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