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Dec 16^th, 2015 at 5:58pm

I had exactly the same one. You know; welcome to Australia. I used to give it, or should I say I gave it a skinhead, then I gave the cat(real live cat) the skinhead. Then I cut his whiskers off so's he'd stop following me in the dark; well I was only 4. If I have to have a haircut....so does the koala. They shoulda just given me a can of Victoria Bitter. Less fall-out. Aussies always gave visiting politicians, Queens, etc, fucking koalas. Oh very original.

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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: That Koala Reply #1 - Dec 16^th, 2015 at 7:16pm Hasn't that already been tried before ?
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Reply #2 - Dec 16^th, 2015 at 8:21pm

Edith Grove wrote on Dec 16^th, 2015 at 7:16pm:

Hasn't that already been tried before ?

Unless my eyes deceive me _ that's a panda. Still, I could still give it a haircut; it must need one by now.Where did the Fab's get that? China in 1964? I mean do the Americans give out soft toys, eg: cute Grizzlies, or cougars to every visiting rock band. Australia still pull naff stunts like that today, "'Eer ya go cobber, here's a plush kangaroo, and a bottle or 6 of Fosters cat piss. Cheers!

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BONOISLOVE Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 869 The world Gender:	Re: That Koala Reply #4 - Dec 17^th, 2015 at 10:43am "Koalas put the “cut” in cute and will happily turn your face into Venetian blinds if you get too close. They bite without a second thought, will give chase when you run, have razor blades for fingertips, and are constantly tripping balls on eucalyptus."!!!
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Re: That Koala
Reply #5 - Dec 17^th, 2015 at 1:44pm

gypsymofo60 wrote on Dec 16^th, 2015 at 8:21pm:

I mean do the Americans give out soft toys, eg: cute Grizzlies, or cougars to every visiting rock band.

I dunno. Ask the Stones. There must've been something besides just hordes of groupies.

As an aside, the Teddy bear is from the States. It began as a plush representation of President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt's pet bear cub but later took on a life of its own. Yes, I'm a veritable font of useless knowledge like that.

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gypsymofo60 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 491 Gender:	Re: That Koala Reply #7 - Dec 17^th, 2015 at 4:02pm Factory Girl wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 4:59am: Your poor cat must have been a saint. I hope he survived all the...attention...yikes. When he grew up he despised me, tore me to shreds, then fucked off to live with some longhaired hippys.
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Reply #8 - Dec 22^nd, 2015 at 6:34pm

Edith Grove wrote on Dec 17^th, 2015 at 2:35pm:

gypsymofo ?

Aha! LOL! I missed that the other day.. I had one in the garden, I should say up yer eucalypt many years ago. Constant taunting, a massive thunderstorm that felled a local forest, 2 cats, and 2 German Shepherds couldn't get rid of this fucker. He was way bigger than that, and almost black on the back.

He'd look at me like a Milwall supporter looks at a Hammers fan...Yeah! Come on ya fucker, I'll give ya a Chelsea smile. Wouldn't catch me holding one of those. They piss all over you. You smell like an employee of Fosters, CUB, whatever.

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