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GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 7:26pm

It was an unusually quite morning for our very own Gazza...The alarm goes off...a quick wank...washes up (I'm guessing, but rather hoping, but...)...makes a cup of Earl Grey and spins up his laptop...as the BBC news is on in the background...he contemplates which recent activity is worthy of his attention. Predictably, he chooses the Led Zep thread...the very one he has posted to 29 times on already...what the hell can he have to say at this point?

Read on....

http://rocksoff.org/cgi-bin/messageboard/YaBB.pl?num=1384564905/96#96

Four to five months seems to be the timeframe between releases

Led Zep I, II and III were released on 2nd June 2014.
Led Zep IV and Houses of the Holy were released 27th October 2014.
Physical Graffiti released 23 February 2015

So, I'd imagine maybe July for Presence and In Through the Out Door.

Voodoo says above that they're including 'Coda' in the series as well so that'll probably be released with the other two albums, although if thats the case, then Christ knows what the point of that would be as its a collection of filler outtakes and theyve already barely delved further into their archives for the material on the reissues already.

HAPPY 10000th YOU ROCKS OFF BASTARD!!!

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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,427 NY Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #1 - Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 7:46pm I'm surprised his post count isn't higher than that!
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #2 - Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 8:08pm Gazza now has something in common with Joey. They "have no life!"
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,272 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #3 - Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 8:36pm 10 K .......... ?! JUST TEN K ... ?! < ------ When Young Joey reached 10K posts he still had PIMPLES !!!!!!! Congratulations Gazza !!!!!!!!
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 531 Texas Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #4 - Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 8:37pm I'm shooting for my ten thousandth letter at some point...
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Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Reply #5 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 6:33am

Paranoid Android wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 7:26pm:

[size=14][color=#0000ff]It was an unusually quite morning for our very own Gazza...The alarm goes off...a quick wank...washes up (I'm guessing, but rather hoping, but...)...makes a cup of Earl Grey and spins up his laptop...as the BBC news is on in the background...he contemplates which recent activity is worthy of his attention. ]

Steady the fuck on, here. So many inaccuracies and accusations that are demeaning to my reputation.

I dont own a laptop. I drink coffee. I never have time to watch TV in the morning.

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Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Reply #6 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 8:45am

Gazza is the Alan Bean of posting. Congrats.

Will someone please tell me what the difference is between Joey and Joey.? Is Joey. Joey's Bizzaro world alter ego, that actually stays on topic, makes relevant posts and is a good writer?

Surely there can't be two of them, no?

Meanwhile, I have fallen out of the top ten in terms of post count. Is there a cleveland browns message board where i can go to to pad my stats? or would that be the "help and suggestions" board?

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #7 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 9:06am taking the piss.
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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,883 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #8 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 9:35am Congrats Gazza. (on the 10.000 posts, NOT the morning wank). all my fantastic posts got lost with the old board & somehow i never managed to reach that same "Joey-Quality-level" on the new one. I think it's the font that throws me off.
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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,883 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #9 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 9:36am oh wow look: 1100 post. Maybe I should have a wank as well to congratulate myself
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,828 Atlanta Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #10 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 10:28am taking the wank?
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Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Reply #11 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 10:29am

henry wankler?

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SheRat Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 381 Chicago, IL Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #12 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 2:47pm Starbuck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 8:45am: stays on topic, makes relevant posts and is a good writer? Are these actually desirable criteria around here? Could've fooled me!
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,272 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #13 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 3:36pm " Are these actually desirable criteria around here? Could've fooled me ! "
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,528 joyzee Gender:	Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!! Reply #14 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 3:52pm looking forward to ten thousand more!!
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Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Reply #15 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 8:33pm

Starbuck wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 8:45am:

Try Shidoobee.

I'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye
So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why

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Re: GAZZA's 10,000th post: READ IT HERE Ladies & Germs!!
Reply #20 - Mar 3^rd, 2015 at 9:24pm

Yay for Gazza! 10,000 Posts! I enjoy reading Gazza's posts most of all because they are well thought out and accurate mixed in with Irish charm, sarcasm and humor and a bit of trashiness. He's got his posting shit together! Once in a while he can be quite cross with the posers. I love it when Gazza's badass posting gets all forceful and serious. Oh yeah, many sides of our amazing Gazza!

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