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Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Jun 19^th, 2014 at 9:55am

The Rolling Stones song "Keys To Your Love" sounds JUST like a Timbershit song but only much better even though it's not really a good song but I still like it.

At least I'm glad Justin recorded a song about Jagger but I still can't and never will like his type of music.

Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones.

I don't think there will EVER be another Jagger ever, in our lifetime.

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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,931 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:01am which song abt jagger?
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #2 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:07am steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 9:55am: Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones. er....you're about 11 years too late with that wish, mate!
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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #3 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:21am

Gazza wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:07am:

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 9:55am:

Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones.

er....you're about 11 years too late with that wish, mate!

You mean Timbershit was onstage w/ The Rolling Stones.

OH YEAH, I remember now, they did Miss You in Canada right.

I just can't believe my passion is slowly fading, maybe since I don't have a lot of free time nowadays...

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #4 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:30am " At least I'm glad Justin recorded a song about Jagger but I still can't and never will like his type of music. Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones. " Hi Baby ...................... Weeding .. ?! Hashishin' ......... ?! Weeding ?! 'kins ®
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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #5 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 11:03am

Joey wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:30am:

" At least I'm glad Justin recorded a song about Jagger but I still can't and never will like his type of music.

Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones. "

Hi Baby ......................

Weeding .. ?!

Hashishin' ......... ?!

Weeding ?!

'kins ®

Sorry Joey I have to remain sober if the court will drug test me, so I'm just drinking some good red wine since I god busted w/ the law.

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gorda Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,139 Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #6 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 11:32am I think Micky should do a duet with Pitbull. They have a lot in common! They both have unique beautiful voices. They both love women! They both have blue eyes! Pitbull is only 5'7", that means Micky will tower over him! He's also kind of fat now. He's short and fat, but his voice is sexxxxxy!
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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Online The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 6,343 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #7 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 11:37am I ran into Pitbull 2 weekends ago...really nice guy and down to Earth as well.. He hangs out at Carolina Beach, NC once a month or so to chill and be Armando and not PITBULL. It was cool watching the Stanley Cup with him and my friends.
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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #8 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 11:48am

Paranoid Android wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 11:37am:

I ran into Pitbull 2 weekends ago...really nice guy
and down to Earth as well..
He hangs out at Carolina Beach, NC once a month or so
to chill and be Armando and not PITBULL.
It was cool watching the Stanley Cup with him and my friends.

What?

Naaaaaaah!

I don't believe you!

He likes to rent boats, "hire models" and hang out in the Bahamas!

His motto is, "If it flies, floats or fvcks, you rent it!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI&list=TL2bRxK0pKHn5S_CTsROkJXvGAv8p9vs...

He's such a horn-dog, it's comical!

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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,931 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #9 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:00pm "Pitbull has a unique beautiful voice" you spelled " pitbull has a face I want to punch" wrong... Oh and PLEASE tell me your joking. Your big blue letters confuse me...
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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #10 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:41pm

Egon wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:00pm:

"Pitbull has a unique beautiful voice"

you spelled " pitbull has a face I want to punch" wrong...

Oh and PLEASE tell me your joking. Your big blue letters confuse me...

Actually, Pitbull grew up in the mean streets of Little Havana in Miami during the 80's and he knows how to throw down!

Check it out, here he punches out a guy twice his size?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34rS-U759M

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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,931 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #11 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:46pm I cry Gorda
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gorda Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,139 Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #12 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:51pm Egon wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:46pm: I cry Gorda Why? It's time to get with the times!Everybody is collaborating! I can see it now: The Rolling Stones featuring Pitbull! Yay! Then, Micky and Pitbull can "hire a bunch of models" and party in his house in Mustique!
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Reply #13 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 1:01pm

The truth: Pitbull is short, fat, bald, and dresses like a banker. Doesn't look like he'd be the type to get all the girls!

But, then, he takes off his sunglasses and shows off those baby blues and starts rapping with his sexy manly voice! WOOO000ooo!

Didn't you read his mini-bio? Poor guy! He's had a tough life!

Pitbull has had a hard life! His mom came from Cuba by herself as a child during Operation Peter Pan. His father came during the 80’s on the Marielito boats. When his parents met, his mom was a topless dancer, and she already had 2 other children from 2 other men! He grew up separated from his older siblings. At one point, when his mom was strung out on drugs, he temporarily ended up in foster care. Later when he was 20, he reconnected with his father, who gave him advice as a friend, instead of a father.

It was Luther Campbell of 2 Live Crew that gave him his first opportunity. There was a misunderstanding and the first paycheck bounced. He rode his bike from 200th Street to 184th street to the bank in Miami, and the check had insufficient funds! He had to ride his bike all the way home, because he didn’t even have a quarter for a phone call! Eventually, the matter was cleared up and he got paid!

Eventually, he was reunited with his brother and sisters on the Cristina Show. It was heart-breaking to see this tough guy in tears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r05dL-nE10E

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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #14 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 1:27pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r05dL-nE10E

On, the Cristina, he says in Spanish to his brother and sisters with tears in his eyes, "We were separated because of the circumstances of life, but now we are all going to be together like the family we are!

It was so touching, it made me cry! Even through all he's been through, he's not bitter or angry!

Plus, Pitbull has a thick Cuban accent, which means he talks very fast and doesn't pronounce a lot of the 'S' and 'R' s. So, it sounds so cute!

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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #15 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 4:55pm

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 9:55am:

The Rolling Stones song "Keys To Your Love" sounds JUST like a Timbershit song but only much better even though it's not really a good song but I still like it.

At least I'm glad Justin recorded a song about Jagger but I still can't and never will like his type of music.

Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones.

I don't think there will EVER be another Jagger ever, in our lifetime.

you like a song that you think sounds like a song by some one you don't like, but you like it b/c it's by someone you do like… and if it was otherwise, you hate it based on the singer, not the song… if that isn't the definition of prejudice, don't know what is … like it because you like it… do some basic research too… after that idiotic comment, you just made shit up out of your head… this is Rocks Off, we post quality.. or at least funny. My god, what happened to you, you used to be funny. you need to go to rehab to work on your internet skills… sad day!

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Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but...
Reply #16 - Jun 19^th, 2014 at 10:19pm

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 9:55am:

The Rolling Stones song "Keys To Your Love" sounds JUST like a Timbershit song but only much better even though it's not really a good song but I still like it.

At least I'm glad Justin recorded a song about Jagger but I still can't and never will like his type of music.

Just hope Justin is NEVER invited to do a duet w/ Jagger w/ the Stones.

I don't think there will EVER be another Jagger ever, in our lifetime.

Shocking post mate. Never compare any Stones song with Timbershite. The absolute lowest moment the Stones have ever had and as much as I hate to say it, they lost a part of me as a fan when he was onstage and Keith took the side of that idiot over fans like us. It's all about the music, one love, gold rings on ya, what a load of bollocks.

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Egon Rocks Off Regular Offline LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING STONES Posts: 1,931 A Dutchy in Marseille, France Gender:	Re: Not that I like Justin Timbershit at all but... Reply #17 - Jun 20^th, 2014 at 2:55am gorda wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:51pm: Egon wrote on Jun 19^th, 2014 at 12:46pm: I cry Gorda [size=14][color=#0000ff]Why? It's time to get with the times!Everybody is collaborating! I listen to the stones, so I guess it's a bit late to get with the times...
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