I was caught shoplifting computer speakers which was a class 4 felony but I was released on my own recognizance this time (is that a good sign there was not bail w/ a class 4 felony.

My other class 4 felony I spent 60 days in jail and I couldn't post bond.

Any advice from my long time Stones partners?

Should I do volunteer or do community service w/ out being ordered to, to try to give back?

Thanks for you time folks.

Like A Thief In The Night...

But I know I can't do this forever.

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2014 at 11:30am:


Yes, don't take what's not yours. That's as general as I can get, since I don't know either you or your situation.

I don't know if you're stealing them so you can sell them for food money or you just get your rocks-off stealing things.

Freedom is so much better then jail. Hope you come to that conclusion soon.....best of luck to you.

" I was caught shoplifting computer speakers which was a class 4 felony but I was released on my own recognizance this time (is that a good sign there was not bail w/ a class 4 felony.  "


<   ----- Hi Baby Steelie , C10

Weeding .. ?!


Hashishin'  .. ?!

Are you weeding this evening ? ... Hashishin'  .... ?!

Babe   .... Weeding ?!

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

Weedykins ™

There's two rules.
1 - take care of your feet
and 2 - don't do anything stupid like get yerself killed

Moonie's right.

This is no different than the Nevada land grab.

You've been horkin' electronics for generations and this is the BLM outside its jurisdiction.  Violating your Constitutional rights to assemble, petition the government and party.

Beastie Boys feel.

Also, what electronics we talkin' bout.
Beats?
Snoop might have an expert role.
Economic inequality.
Hoodism

Plea Not Guilty and talk to the prosecutor, take a chance in court and if the other party (store rep)  doesn't show up  you will most likely just have to pay a fine. Bring cash.

I remember stealing something when I was young. Kept on remembering every time I tried to sit down after too!

whining never helps.........

" But I understand, I was made a mistake.   "


Hi Baby  ..................... Weeding ?!

Hashishin'  ..... ?!

Are you Hashishin' today ?!


!!!!!

This could affect your Second Amendment rights.  Which would be a life changing event because a man with no gun, is no man at all.  May as well put on a dress, drink light beer, and put on lipstick with a paint roller.  Justice delayed is justice denied.  Force majeure.  Substantive due process.  Paradigm shift.  Bailiff, whack his pee pee.  Plead the Fifth. Habeas Corpus.

" This could affect your Second Amendment rights.  Which would be a life changing event because a man with no gun, is no man at all.  "

!!!

Joey?  Steelie?

Alternatives to stealing:

1. Comparison shop.  Request lowest price.

2.  Clearance shop

3. Charge 1 and/or 2 on cc for deferred payment

4.  Buy nothing, steal nothing.  Drink instead.

Here they are, the "The Ten Commandments."  Ten aspirational goals our divine leader urges us to meet.  This year appears to be a wash, but maybe 2015 could be the year all of us, even the fallen Steel Driving Hammer (see highlighted deficiencies), go 10 for 10!

1. I am the Lord, your God.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
3. Do not take the name of the Lord in vain.
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother.
6. Thou shall not kill.
7. Thou shall not commit adultery.
8. Thou shall not steal.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
10. Thou shall not covet your neighbor's wife, servant, ox or donkey.

I resent that remark.  It was undeserved.  See No. 9, above. Some people dispute whether im an alleged dumbfuck.  Please remedy all deficiencies by COB tomorrow.

Regardical,

Sir Moonie

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2014 at 12:44pm:



bullshit, man up, or you're going to get all your commissary stolen, don't be a little poo butt jail house sniveling turd… we will fuck you up hard white boy!
Barretta said it best… don't do no crime, if you can't do the time… punk ass bitch!

Jesus everyone is calling me a punk ass bitch for making a mistake.

No help here from my Rolling Stones friends, even Gqaza makes fun of me.

Gazza seems pleased that I'm going to jail w/ all the bootlegs/C10 video  I've mailed to him in Belfast.

Boy yer Too Rude.

Steel biff, I don't see anyone going to jail for stealing computer speakers.  It would be incredible waste of scarce taxpayer resources to incarcerate every petty thief.  In any case, you know what to do - start building a record of conversion to Christianity (98% of judges are Christian) and a record of counseling/rehab for substance abuse, whether it's a problem or not.  Even better if you can blame prescription drugs - judges love that more than illegal drugs.  And don't get busted stealing more stuff until this gets adjudicated.  Common sense on all these points.  Shades of Winona.

Mr. Hammer may have had prior brushes with the law, and the law is cumulative.

Mr. J. Baez may be needed to clear this shit up.

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 10:42am:



Considering I never even said a fucking word about it, thats a hell of a spin to put on a gif which I'd have thought it obvious was merely an observation that the thread could get interesting.

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 10:42am:



oh, it was an accidental theft… well forget everything I said..
I was under the impression you were stealing often, and got caught. based on your substance abuse problems, it wasn't a stretch to think this. you piss out windows, you smoke crack. all mistakes, that most people make everyday.
i forgot you're not about personal accountabilty… you're a republican!
good luck not going to jail, and all joking aside, your problem, isn't stealing or getting loaded. you have a life threatening illness, left untreated, you will doe from it, and it will be ugly. jail may save your life.

sirmoonie wrote on Jun 5^th, 2014 at 9:37pm:


One can quite imagine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIydHPhb98

" Hit the track.  Cause rain, shine, don't mind, I'm riding on the groove line, tonight. "


!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, shoplifting is a girl's crime.  This is the province of teenagers and bored housewives addicted to Valium.  Why don't you man the fuck up?  Arson, armed robbery, sedition, champerty, disorderly conduct, malfeasance, anything that involves actual balls.  Too much for you, poncey?  Hye bang?

Shoplifting is a "gateway" crime, the same way reefer is a "gateway" drug.  First it's stereo components, then it's women's underwear, next thing you know it's crashing airplanes into skyscrapers.

I am not a lawyer, though I do play one on TV, but I suggest you take a series of peaceful, restful naps. And when you awaken from these naps - do some pushups.

steel driving hammer wrote on Jun 3^rd, 2014 at 12:22pm:


That's the spirit. Blame God. He made you that way.

I can't see anyone being incarcerated for stealing computer speakers.  Did you jack a whole truck of them?  If it's just shoplifting, this should blow moof.  Justice system has bigger concerns than some slow-witted Magoo who steals computer speakers.

Some Guy wrote on Jun 13^th, 2014 at 3:02pm:



Delayed/edited version in the Cell Block tonight!!

Smoking crack is a real kick.  Too bad about the jonesism.  Jonesismness.  Not worth it in even the short run.  Shooting coke is crazy too, I discovered more recently.  But worth it even less - if you want to feel about as sick and hollow as you will ever feel, shoot up some coke all night.

Heroin is awesome.  Worth shooting a few times.  In his autobiography, Richards claims he never directly injected a vein.  I don't think he's lying, because snorting heroin is just as awesome, just no preliminary theatrics.  If you don't care about those, perfect drug to be sitting on the dock of the bay.  Maybe that's all Richards truly cared about?  Odd that he would never mainline it one time just for the experience, though?  Negroes do.  They do it all the goddam time.  Them big, puffy, fatting around, floating on a cloud of titties types.

Marijuana just always seemed lame, do nothing, go nowhere, slovenly.  Plus, you have to be some kind of weirdo to be inhaling all that smoke.  WTF?  Don't you care about your health?  Dickheads.  It's a temple.  The body is, per lordism.

Methamphetamine is crazy.  Shoot some of that, smoke it, be up all goddam night busting kitchen ceramic tiles over your head, with fucking blood all over the goddam place.  Nonetheless, its happy.  All happy.  As I  recall from when I was shooting it all night and busting tiles.

LSD!  Now there is a drug that puts all the rest of these drugs to shame.  You can't be forewarned enough about LSD - blow your fucking moof.  Shrooms are just a little sidekick to two twanging ass hits of acid.  There will never be a drug like LSD, except.........

Booze ultimately is the best.  No mood that can't be captured on booze.  No mood, no thought, no emotion, no hate, no love, no pain, no creative peak, that can't be made, brought out and enhanced by booze.  Collateral damage is just part of it, be a man.  Booze!  Ah, its been the fire for more great individuals than lousy ones.  See avatar.

These kids today, they are researching chemicals (RCs the little fucks call them), that will take drugs and America into the next century.  I'm too old to try any of that stuff.  I did all I could to help when I was in 20s-40s.  I'm in the swansong years.

So what happened in court?

I'm not trying to say black people can't swim.  I've seen a few of them try, and it's some flipper situation where you just want to dive in and save them, but they manage not to D. Jones L. it.  All I'm saying is that they don't seem to take naturally to water.  There is a distinction.  At least in my mind there is.

" Heroin is awesome.  Worth shooting a few times.  In his autobiography, Richards claims he never directly injected a vein.  I don't think he's lying, because snorting heroin is just as awesome, just no preliminary theatrics.  If you don't care about those, perfect drug to be sitting on the dock of the bay.  Maybe that's all Richards truly cared about?  Odd that he would never mainline it one time just for the experience, though?  Negroes do.  They do it all the goddam time.  Them big, puffy, fatting around, floating on a cloud of titties types. "

Moof?

Moof piss?

If this thread doesn't get a LOT better, I WILL resort to ad hominen attacks.  I swear to Christ I will.

" If this thread doesn't get a LOT better, I WILL resort to ad hominen attacks.  I swear to Christ I will. "




!!!!

Shit's gotta change.