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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Keith to Publish Children's Book Mar 11^th, 2014 at 11:16am If he refers to tiny todgers in this one. It probably won't offend anyone. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/keith-richards-to-publish-a-childrens-picture-book/
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #1 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:01pm Looks cool! Thanks!!! Hope it has hidden messages to assure our children will live forever!
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polytoxic Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 226	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #2 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:28pm "Due Sept. 9, the autobiographical book will feature illustrations by Richards' daughter Theodora Richards and was written in conjunction with Barnaby Harris and Bill Shapiro." Two co-writers this time. This is almost a Vegas-era writing setup.
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #3 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:29pm Better have lots of pictures if they want kids & Joey to read it. http://www.thisisnotporn.net/tag/keith-richards/
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Reply #4 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:37pm

polytoxic wrote on Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:28pm:

"Due Sept. 9, the autobiographical book will feature illustrations by Richards' daughter Theodora Richards and was written in conjunction with Barnaby Harris and Bill Shapiro."

Two co-writers this time. This is almost a Vegas-era writing setup.

2 co-writers and artwork by Theodora. Inspiration by Keith. Waka Jawaka

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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #5 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:43pm ...I hope it comes with a cigarette shaped bippy...
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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,595	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #6 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 4:26pm Edith Grove wrote on Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:29pm: http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/A-young-Keith-... I will walk before they make me, mum
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #7 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 4:47pm WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Mar 11^th, 2014 at 4:26pm: Edith Grove wrote on Mar 11^th, 2014 at 2:29pm: http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/A-young-Keith-... I will walk before they make me, mum Even back then his Mum knew to keep him on a leash.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #8 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 4:57pm doing it for the kids...
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BILL PERKS Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,188 NJ	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #9 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 9:30pm DO ANY STONES KIDS HAVE CAREERS? PLEASE ADVISE !
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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Offline The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 6,342 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #10 - Mar 11^th, 2014 at 10:40pm BILL PERKS wrote on Mar 11^th, 2014 at 9:30pm: DO ANY STONES KIDS HAVE CAREERS? PLEASE ADVISE ! I think one plays records at parties and here is a rundown of others: http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/mick-kids-rolling-stone-turns-69-l...
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #11 - Mar 12^th, 2014 at 9:14am Acting like a Jagger is career enough for these kiddos...acting like a Richards seems to pay well and lots of papa coverage... Acting like a Wyman...help wanted...
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #12 - Mar 13^th, 2014 at 7:56am Is it safe to assume that this book will be available in a 'scratch and snort' format?
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #13 - Mar 13^th, 2014 at 10:59am Gazza wrote on Mar 13^th, 2014 at 7:56am: Is it safe to assume that this book will be available in a 'scratch and snort' format? Bert baked into every page...
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #14 - Mar 13^th, 2014 at 4:49pm Gazza wrote on Mar 13^th, 2014 at 7:56am: Is it safe to assume that this book will be available in a 'scratch and snort' format? LMAO Gazza...do you have a staff that writes these freaking one liners for you????
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Ian Billen Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules Posts: 1,564 USA Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #15 - Mar 13^th, 2014 at 8:42pm Gazza wrote on Mar 13^th, 2014 at 7:56am: Is it safe to assume that this book will be available in a 'scratch and snort' format? _______________________________________________ Gazza, hun .. let's not spoil this for everyone .. ..
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Keith to Publish Children's Book Reply #16 - Mar 14^th, 2014 at 2:30am gimmekeef wrote on Mar 13^th, 2014 at 4:49pm: Gazza wrote on Mar 13^th, 2014 at 7:56am: Is it safe to assume that this book will be available in a 'scratch and snort' format? LMAO Gazza...do you have a staff that writes these freaking one liners for you???? Just the voices in his head.
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