....... Moon   , .. that is .


Hello Me Stoneslings ........................ Well  , I  ( Your Young Joey ) just woke up after a night of some , heavy , HEAVY drinking with one Keith  "  Dear Boy "  Moon and I must admit   ............ one can now please feel free to label my liver as  '  Stadium Rock  ' .   Damn  --- that Keith can friggin DRINK !!!!!

My Dearest Stonesian Brothers & Sisters   .....  you see ,  it was around 3:30 PM ; CDT yesterday afternoon when the office phone rang . I  ( Again  ,  young Joey ) looked to see who it was and the name  "  Keith Moon  "  flashed across the screen . Not wanting to offend our good friend , I decided to let the phone ring knowing full well that after four times it would go straight to voicemail . Unfortunately   ---  as things are wont to do with Keith  ---  it did not work out that way as the phone just kept ringing  .... and ringing  ..... and ringing until finally a colleague brayed , " Joey , answer your friggin phone !!!!!!  " 

Sure enough , on the other end of the line was Moonie stating that he had just arrived into the city a few minutes ago and was currently Downtown in our favorite Brewpub ready to party .  Realizing that it was fruitless to argue with the man   --  after all  ,  your Joey has been drinking with Keith for over thirty years now   --   I hung up the phone , turned off the computer  , grabbed me coat and headed straight to The Upstream Brewery -- but not before stopping at The Burger Joint along the way in order provide the necessary base for the oncoming fusillade of alcohol   [  Most humans would turn away from such a heavy volley  / battery of libations but , me kins ,  we only live once   ]    . 

The weather here in the Midwest during the month of December can be frightfully chilly and the year Winter 2013 has ,  so far  , turned out to be no exception . Brrrrrrrrrr........ bone - chillingly cold north winds nearly made me sprint to the bar as the nearest parking garage is located two blocks away . Still , I arrived at the Pub promptly at 5:00 PM ( Just in time for Happy Hour   ---- which makes no difference as Moonie never seems to pay for his drinks anyway ) and saw our  ' Dear Boy  '  standing at the front of the Main Bar talking to a comely waitress whilst surrounded by his usual bevy of beautiful Swedish models ........... Lovely and ALWAYS puts a smile on one's face .  

Keith seemed to be unusually excited this cold early winter day and as we pounded down a succession of Brandy Alexanders , Ebenezer Beers ( ' Christmas in a Glass '  )  , Shots of GM  , assorted sundry beers &  concoctions Moonie talked continuously of all the major acts that will be on the road in the year 2014 & 2015 including The Rolling Stones .  I asked Keith if the Stones will tour throughout 2014 and he bellowed  ...... " Of course my son  ...... and not just 2014 but 2015 as well  !!!!!! "   ---  Moonie was remarkably upbeat about how well the contemporaneous  ' stripped down ' version of the band is playing and loves the current ' three guitar line up ' as Keef, Ronnie & Mick Taylor are all at the ' Top - of - their - Game  ' . I mentioned future Stones' European / U.S. Tour dates and just as Moonie was about to confirm the exact cities / venues / festivals his assemblage of attractive models appeared once again right by his side and each seamlessly and without ANY hesitation grabbed his cock .  With that he was off   ..... a joyous fellow loved by all mankind . 

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!! "



JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJacky ™

Some Guy wrote on Dec 6^th, 2013 at 5:48am:

NO, IT STILL IS !

We all remember Dustin Diamond, better known as Screech Powers, from the set of Saved By The Bell.

He was the geeky teen who had an in with the most popular kids in his high school, and according to rumors – that Dustin had a part in starting – those popular kids may have been doing drugs while portraying our favorite Saved By The Bell characters.

In an effort to set the record straight, Dustin spoke out about the issue via HuffPost Live. He starts off by painting a picture of what their lives were like during the peak of their SBTB acting careers:

“You’ve got a whole set of teenagers with raging hormones who are all on top of the world. I mean, this felt like The Beatles at some point. We were doing mall tours to help, you know, promote affiliates around the country. NBC would fly us out first class. We’d ride in limos to these malls. These kids would come out [by] the thousands and then, you know, certain instances where police and security had to run out. You know, being chased by mobs – literally mobs of people – trying to grab and rip our clothes off.”

Screech goes on to explain that although he may have implied young kids living in this lifestyle are probably going to do drugs, he never actually said that he ever witnessed his castmates getting high.

BILL PERKS wrote on Dec 6^th, 2013 at 6:58am:


Our Joey is a knob gobbler?

Our Joey does not gobble knobs.

PERKS ?

how do you get joey to let sarah palin blow him?
shit in her mouth.

sweat?
carridine?
moon?

I'm not going to ban you.  Hijacking threads like this is okay.

If you're jonesing to get banned, go to healthcare.gov.  They will can your ass!  Yeah.  So don't just stand there fatso, bust a moof.

Yeah.  Fired up.  Get down.

Yeah.  Hey, hey, hey, hey........

Joey, you are a postin' star, twinkle twinkle baby.

mojoman wrote on Dec 6^th, 2013 at 9:11pm:

Urban?
Olberman?
Byars?

mojoman wrote on Dec 8^th, 2013 at 7:02pm:

I'm out. You win.