nankerphelge wrote on Oct 8
th, 2013 at 3:27pm:
Watermelon and alcohol are tremendous together.
You get the four major food groups:
Water
Melon - fruit
Alcohol
It's really perfect.
Memorial Day 2007 I did the following:
I large seedless watermelon.
Slice in half lengthwise and remove all melon to another container leaving the rind.
Take the melon and mix in a blender with ice and a little water and puree the melon. Don't worry if it is a little thick as long as it pours.
In the rinds add some ice to about a third full in the rind, add about equal parts of melon puree and vodka to taste, some juice for a little sweetness to taste (I used Juicy Juice Strawberry Kiwi, but any juice will do), and a bit of ginger ale or sprite for just a bit of fiz.
When you are happy with the taste, add more vodka and ice.
Community drinking with a hand-carved wooden ladle
Great for parties or quiet nights with your favorite sheep.
Please add the following:
Have Advil or your favorite pain reliever on hand as these drinks will give you a headache that feels like an aneurysm.
I washed my Advil down with Water from a glass that Sam the dog (God rest her soul) had been drinking from during the night. Yep; the pain was that bad.

Also, do not allow men near a Stones thong after consuming this beverage.