Hello Me Spahn Ranchers .................................
Just smoked some crack, haven't slept , shooting heroin , AND HEAVY drinking with Charlie ............................ Manson , that is !!!!
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3 weeks ago -- around 3:30 am -- your young Pdog gutter punk junkie was sitting at the squat , chipping away , when my ears rang . What a blast of Cocaine that was ? ... that's right .... the one and only Charlie " Don't Surf " Manson announcing his parole ( never polite ) from prison and coming into town and willingness and readiness to PARTY !!!!!!
I promptly put down the pipe , powered down , left the squat and headed on that long uphill walk to the methadone clinic , knowing full well that I had better stop and get something to eat in a dumpster or a soup kitchen somewhere in a VERY unfriendly part of the city .
When I got to Clinic I found Charlie inside standing at the front of the line --- ( Charlie NEVER likes to go outside prison straight , it's waaaay to calm and boring with normal people and producers who need a stabbing , junkies and desultory sycophants flattering the closest serial killer or sociopath ) --- drinking a 40 Ounce of " Old English " , a big line of Cocaine , a shot of " Mexican Brown Honey " , ' something ' resembling an " Old Hit of LSD " and not necessarily in THAT order . I ( Again , your young Pdog ) took a deep breath , walked the few steps down to where Charlie was standing and was promptly introduced --- By Manson --- to this gorgeous brunette Hooker / Stripper / Tranvestite withPure Aryan German Features ( ... if you know what I mean, She was in full SS uniform ) . One thing led to another and within the hour I had already pounded a few 40 Oz. OE's , two huge rocks off the pipe , four shots of Mexican tar heroin and a concoction containing --- I swear --- Cocaine, Ketamine and pure Breaking Bad Meth .
Mmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!
It was this very point that Manson and myself began to talk about how well Tate-LaBianca murders and investigations went . Charlie mentioned that he attended both Corcoran and San Quentin Prisons as well as Pelican Bay and sulked that he could not BELIEVE how many younger prisoners in their twenties he saw getting into Gangster Rap , etc ................ thus securing the Prisons Legacy / future with the World's Sociopathic Youth . I asked Charlie if he will organize mass murders next spring and he mentioned that negotiations are currently underway between Dennis Wilson with the Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme , potentially . After a few ( Six ?! ) more crack hits and shots of heroin and meth , we discussed a potential trip to South America cocaine fields when all of a sudden , seemingly out of nowhere , three dirty , smelly , homely , Manson Family Girls appeared by Charlie's side --- surrounding him entirely ---- and each ( successively and seamlessly ) grabbed his flaccid cock , that is unable to achieve erection .
With that our Helter Skelter ' d "Look at Your Game , Girl ; Crooner", was off ... up the stairs and out the door ....... a despotic figure known by all .........
" Stab Me Charlie "
" I HATE YOU ALL !!!! "