Hello Me Stoneslings .................................

Just woke up after a night of heavy , HEAVY drinking with Keith  ............................ Moon  , that is !!!!

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Yesterday afternoon  -- around 3:30  --  your young Joey was sitting at the office ,  typing away  , when the phone rang . So who was on the other end ?  ... that's right  .... the one and only Keith " Dear Boy  "  Moon announcing his arrival  ( never punctual )  into town and willingness and readiness to PARTY !!!!!!
I promptly hung up the phone , powered down , left the office and headed Downtown to Keith's favorite brew pub knowing full well that I had better stop and get something to eat lest I end up passed out in a dumpster or a construction skip somewhere in a VERY unfriendly part of the city . 

When I got to The Upstream Brewery I found Keith inside standing at the front of the Main Bar   --- ( Keith NEVER likes to drink outside in the courtyards as they are waaaay to calm and boring with Happy Hour Stiffs , Undercover Police Officers , couples and desultory sycophants obsequiously flattering the closest toady  )  ---  drinking a 23 Ounce Pint of " Uptoberfest  "  , a Brandy Alexander  , a shot of " American Honey "  ,   ' something ' resembling an " Old Fashioned " and  not necessarily in THAT order . I ( Again , your young Joey ) took a deep breath  , walked the few steps down to where Keith was standing and was promptly introduced  --- By Moonie  --- to this gorgeous brunette waitress / bartender / bar manager with German Features (  ... if you know what I mean    )   . One thing led to another and within the hour I had already pounded down three tall pints of the Uptoberfest , two Brandy Alexanders , four shots of Makers Mark and a concoction containing   --- I swear   --- Goldschlager AND GM .  Mmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!

It was this very point that Moonie and myself began to talk about how well The Rolling Stones played on their latest spring / summer tour and how much exposure the band gave to a brand new ( much younger  ) audience what with the festivals and conveniently priced 85 Ticky's . Keith mentioned that he attended both Hyde Park I & II as well as Glastonbury and brayed that he could not BELIEVE how many audience members in their twenties he saw Rocking Out to JJF , Satisfaction , SMU , etc   ................ thus securing the Stones Legacy / future with the World's Youth . I asked Moonie if the band will perform next spring and he mentioned that negotiations are currently underway between the Coachella Festival Organizers and Mick & Keef with the Stones potentially headlining BOTH Sunday Evenings in April  . After a few ( Six ?! )  more beers and shots we discussed a potential tour of South America whan all of a sudden , seemingly out of nowhere  , three elegant , alluring , comely , winsome Swedish models appeared by Keith's side   --- surrounding him entirely   ---- and each ( successively and seemlessly  )  grabbed his cock .


With that our beloved " Dear Boy " was off  ... up the stairs and out the door   ....... a mirthful figure loved by all .........

" Hit Me Ronnie "

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!! "      

Joeykins ©

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Just my imagination...

FUNNY !!!!

Voo  ....................................


You make young Joey laugh like Hell !!!!!!!



Keith sends his love to ALL my Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ....................



" Hit Me Ronnie !!!!! "


'kins ®

Joey, why don't you go to The Brazen Head anymore?
Did you skip out on the check?
Are you afraid voodoopug might show up again?
Does cafe hostess Jill work there?

"  .... but I re-watched Network (another Lumet movie, of course) last thursday and it remains as good as ever. William Holden: another great alcoholic. Too bad he died in such a humiliating way.

I'm going to miss alcohol a lot, "


!!!!!

Quitting alcohol is usually a bad idea.  Most people who quit re-consider key factors in the decision and change their mind within a matter of weeks, days.  Sometimes hours.

Not saying everyone, just most people.

"  .....read that Pete Townshend started to really lose his hair when he stopped drinking.  "


!!!!

" IF JOEY GAVE UP DRINKING, EVEN HIS IMAGINARY FRIENDS WOULD ABANDON HIM. "



!!!!!!

I agree with your plan, MrPleasant.  It's a good one, well thought out, workable benchmarks, focused.

But let's not this Joey-originated thread take the place of a serious discussion of the benefits of drugs and alcohol.  He is muffin boy, and doesn't have the posting cred to start a real thread on those key issues.

" i'm goin on a jagermeister binge
developing "


I Would Like to Nuzzle You !!!!!


mojo   ...... You are much loved by the Joey