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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #150 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 6:25pm

A LSU fan got a job at a sawmill. Just before lunch on his first day, he lost a finger. When asked how he lost it, he replied, “I just touched this big spinning thing here like this…Damn! There goes another one!”
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Why don’t LSU fans eat barbecue beans?

Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Why don’t LSU fans use 911 in an emergency?
Why don’t LSU fans use 911 in an emergency?

Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.

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How can you tell a LSU fan is on location at a drilling rig?

He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.

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How many LSU fans does it take to eat an armadillo?

Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.

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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #151 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 7:19pm Hopefully we're getting the bad out of the way early in the year, and finish strong in February.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #152 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 2:31pm Too many key players on IR, some probably out for season. As a wise man once stated, it's over...
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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #153 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 5:34pm One more shot I took at the Giants game. Hopefully things will be finer in Carolina.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #154 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:03pm Awesome shots, Bingo! You can read the tattoo on #91's arm and see the "aaargh!" on Eli's face. Sports Illustrated awaits . . .
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #155 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:07pm Is Eli Manning color blind? Seriously. He does not seem able to discern jersey color at all this season. And close that mouth up son, you'll look a heck of a lot smarter.
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Reply #156 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:36pm

Zack wrote on Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:03pm:

Awesome shots, Bingo! You can read the tattoo on #91's arm and see the "aaargh!" on Eli's face. Sports Illustrated awaits . . .

Thank You I rented this lens for the weekend.

You can't bring any lens longer than 6 inches into Giants Stadium. When you put the lock on, it kinda looks like a 35mm entering the stadium

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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #157 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:37pm nankerphelge wrote on Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:07pm: Is Eli Manning color blind? Seriously. He does not seem able to discern jersey color at all this season. Yeah, any other QB, the NY'ers would want his head.
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #158 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 6:38pm Those two rings protect him from a lot! But not from an 0-3 start!
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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #159 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 7:37pm Same with Coughlin, although the offensive coordinator Gilbride gets reemed by the fans...Gilbride is affectionately known as kill-drive in NY.
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #160 - Sep 17^th, 2013 at 7:49pm Yeah Coughlin was on the outs in 2007 when a Super Bowl win suddenly lofted him. Speaking of 2007, guess who started 0-2... I ain't paniced yet, but goddam son, let's get it together now.
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #161 - Sep 18^th, 2013 at 10:09am My Steelers are done.
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #162 - Sep 18^th, 2013 at 1:25pm

If you are a male and you drink light beer, I feel nothing but disgust for you. Disgust at your inability to diagnose yourself as weak and your failure to take strides to improve yourself. Like quit drinking girl's beer to begin with, you Alan Alda ass, Phil Donahue watching ponces. Weak. Pathetic. Un-American. Shameful. Repugnant.

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Reply #163 - Sep 18^th, 2013 at 1:37pm

sirmoonie wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 1:25pm:

If you are a male and you drink light beer, I feel nothing but disgust for you. Disgust at your inability to diagnose yourself as weak and your failure to take strides to improve yourself. Like quit drinking girl's beer to begin with, you Alan Alda ass, Phil Donahue watching ponces. Weak. Pathetic. Un-American. Shameful. Repugnant.

Thank you very much. 1 Bud Light please. Let's go get drunk

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Reply #164 - Sep 18^th, 2013 at 2:00pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 1:37pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 1:25pm:

If you are a male and you drink light beer, I feel nothing but disgust for you. Disgust at your inability to diagnose yourself as weak and your failure to take strides to improve yourself. Like quit drinking girl's beer to begin with, you Alan Alda ass, Phil Donahue watching ponces. Weak. Pathetic. Un-American. Shameful. Repugnant.

Thank you very much. 1 Bud Light please. Let's go get drunk

Don't you do it. Do you have family? Heritage? Try living up to that for once, you fish slopping, schlub jacked, Magoo.

Magoo?

WTF?

Snivel snot, athsmatics ass, rheumatoid, purgation, purgatoid, Munchausen, duck confit eating flubber dicked sap sucker!

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Reply #166 - Sep 18^th, 2013 at 2:51pm

Some Guy wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 2:22pm:

Nation Time

Very humorous post on many levels, beyond the ken of the posting masses.

And yes, I face a very dark fall season. I may end up on meds like the rest of this fat, bloated, whining country of snivelized whiners (see, e.g., Riffhard). I shall resist like the Sparticus that I am.

Deserve Victory!

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Reply #167 - Sep 19^th, 2013 at 6:59am

sirmoonie wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 2:51pm:

Some Guy wrote on Sep 18^th, 2013 at 2:22pm:

Nation Time

Very humorous post on many levels, beyond the ken of the posting masses.

And yes, I face a very dark fall season. I may end up on meds like the rest of this fat, bloated, whining country of snivelized whiners (see, e.g., Riffhard). I shall resist like the Sparticus that I am.

Deserve Victory!

Just busting chops. Have you seen our injured list? We toted an asswhooping vs the Rams.
May the good Lord shine a light on you!

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #168 - Sep 19^th, 2013 at 9:27am The Steelers offense is in disarray. Issac Redman may be the worst running back to ever start a NFL game. But this new Pope is an incredible improvement over the Hitler Youth one. It's like comparing the Stones to the Eagles. The new Pope is the Pope for the ages. Pope! Pope it out! Get all Poped!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #169 - Sep 19^th, 2013 at 11:30am Chiefs/Iggles tonight. Where's the smart money going?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #170 - Sep 19^th, 2013 at 1:52pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 11:30am: Chiefs/Iggles tonight. Where's the smart money going? The Eagles aren't who we thought they weren't.
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #171 - Sep 20^th, 2013 at 8:20am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 19^th, 2013 at 11:30am:

Chiefs/Iggles tonight. Where's the smart money going?

You should take the Chiefs all year long. Andy Reid has lost weight, they have a powder puff schedule in a week division, they just might give the Ponies a fight, QB who you guys kicked to the can is on a mission. I know it's early, however, stranger things have happened..

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #172 - Sep 20^th, 2013 at 1:44pm Aldon Smith. Village idiot. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/49ers-Aldon-Smith-booked-for-DUI-pot-possessi...
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #173 - Sep 20^th, 2013 at 1:56pm Drunks waving guns...kinda has a nice ring to it...it's no "monsters of the midway" but it's a start
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Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #174 - Sep 20^th, 2013 at 3:08pm sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 20^th, 2013 at 1:44pm: Aldon Smith. Village idiot. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/49ers-Aldon-Smith-booked-for-DUI-pot-possessi... That should get him Honorable Mention in this thread. http://rocksoff.org/cgi-bin/messageboard/YaBB.pl?num=1245531285/0
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