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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #125 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 3:53pm scl handles that tactfully.
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #126 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 4:04pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 9^th, 2013 at 3:49pm:

I'm not wishing anything on Griffin. I'm just saying the whole way his injury was handled was very suspect. Shanahan didn't cover himself in glory on that one. Meanwhile,ole smiling Jim had a few choice words for Clay today.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9655148/jim-harbaugh-san-francisco-49ers-takes...

Thank Jesus H. Christ this offseason will officially be ancient history in a few hours. May all our teams have successful seasons and all their coaches STFU. Play ball.

Only a crowd can make you feel so alone.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #127 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 4:16pm I don't think I've ever been this happy.
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #128 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 4:34pm Who does the Monday Night Football theme song now ?
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Bingo Rocks Off Regular Offline Exiled from IORR Posts: 942 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #129 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 4:39pm
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #130 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 4:57pm
Back to top	“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef IP Logged

Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #131 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 5:34pm I'm busting.
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #132 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 6:41pm Hang on...the Niners aren't playing again tonight??? Why? They were barely winded... NFL makes no sense. Lets play two teams at once and get this season in the books...
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #133 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 6:49pm Eli was handing out footballs like a cocktail waitress last night...RG3 shouldn't follow suit...
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #134 - Sep 9^th, 2013 at 11:58pm Some Guy wrote on Sep 9^th, 2013 at 3:53pm: scl handles that tactfully. It's only football.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #135 - Sep 10^th, 2013 at 6:35am Iggles are for real. Holy shit!
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #136 - Sep 10^th, 2013 at 1:10pm

Rob Ryan Buys a Round for Ms. Mae's After Saints' Win
Posted Monday, September 9th, 2013 by Emma Boyce

Rob Ryan (via scott mecum/Creative Commons)

Ms. Mae's

Rob Ryan's fist-pumping on the sidelines wasn't the end of his celebration after yesterday's Saints win over the Dirty Birds. Once he got out of the Dome, the defensive coordinator wanted to let WhoDat Nation share in his postgame jubilation. Soon after the game ended Sunday, the Dude-apparent strode into legendary Uptown dive Ms. Mae's (4336 Magazine St.), and laid down enough cash for more than a few fists of post-game drinks.

“When he walked in the whole bar clapped,” said Ms. Mae’s bartender Jason Matherne.

While most of the team presumably partied downtown, Ryan made quite the splash at the 24-hour neighborhood bar, slapping down a Benjamin before heading out.

“He put down 100 bucks and was like buy everybody a round and keep the change," Matherne said.

Anyone who has seen the sun come up outside of Mrs. Mae’s knows $100 can buy a lot.

"In here, that’s like a fortune,” said Matherne.

The Saints hired Ryan, the son of Buddy Ryan and brother of Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan, to revamp a Black and Gold defense that surrendered yards like Mae's regulars down doubles. In addition to giving the team's defenders some much-needed confidence, it seems the former Dallas DC is already abiding the Crescent City.

“We think it’s pretty cool that he’s so down to Earth. He comes in and gets Rolling Rock," Matherne said. "He doesn’t drink anything fancy. He drinks the cheapest beer we have,” said Matherne.

Hopefully, we can keep the wins coming and drinks flowing.

NoDef contacted the Saints PR Department for comment, but they did not respond by press time.

http://www.noladefender.com/content/ro49b-ryan-bu1ys-round-ms-maes-after-saints-...

“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef

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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #137 - Sep 12^th, 2013 at 1:18pm SCL ?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #138 - Sep 12^th, 2013 at 4:37pm We got a good game tonight and we now have The NFL Network. Living the dream!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #139 - Sep 13^th, 2013 at 10:18am Some Guy wrote on Sep 12^th, 2013 at 4:37pm: We got a good game tonight and we now have The NFL Network. Living the dream! Pats have mastered the winning ugly model. Nellie will be playing Tight End for them next week.
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #140 - Sep 15^th, 2013 at 8:10am Alright. Enough BS... 49er faithful are congregating at pukehawk stadium and getting after it... Lets go
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #141 - Sep 15^th, 2013 at 12:58pm munichhilton wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 8:10am: Alright. Enough BS... 49er faithful are congregating at pukehawk stadium and getting after it... Lets go Game of the century. GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #142 - Sep 15^th, 2013 at 3:30pm
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #143 - Sep 15^th, 2013 at 3:37pm
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #144 - Sep 15^th, 2013 at 6:55pm Not often I get to post this: HOW 'BOUT THOSE BUFFALO BILLS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
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munichhilton Rocks Off Regular Offline The bell tolls for thee Posts: 533 Texas Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #145 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 8:20am sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 12:58pm: munichhilton wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 8:10am: Alright. Enough BS... 49er faithful are congregating at pukehawk stadium and getting after it... Lets go Game of the century. GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least us fans were ready...
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #146 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 11:02am

munichhilton wrote on Sep 16^th, 2013 at 8:20am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 12:58pm:

munichhilton wrote on Sep 15^th, 2013 at 8:10am:

Alright.

Enough BS...

49er faithful are congregating at pukehawk stadium and getting after it...

Lets go

Game of the century. GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least us fans were ready...

And then depression set in. Oh no! not you again

I'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye
So gimme just a minute and I'll tell you why

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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #147 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 12:10pm Now that I live in FL I guess I'm going to become a Dolphins fan, or as they call them here, the "fins". So far so good, 2 & 0.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: NFL 2013 - 2014 Reply #148 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 1:14pm After seeing our injury report I must refrain from talking smack, thank you.
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Re: NFL 2013 - 2014
Reply #149 - Sep 16^th, 2013 at 4:48pm

College Football Trash Talk

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning

of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the
meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light
bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a
tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed
in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his
players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress
themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football
player's
life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.

Empathy for a homesick snowbird

I was in Bullhead City, Arizona the other day and saw a bumper sticker on a
parked car that read, "I miss Chicago."

So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an
Obama bumper sticker on the bumper and left a note that read, "I hope this
helps!"

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