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Re: The Problem
Reply #25 - Jun 11th, 2013 at 10:55pm
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Reply #26 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 12:28pm
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I nominate this as THE BEST POST here. Ever.


nankerphelge wrote on Jun 11th, 2013 at 6:57am:
I knew it would be as soon as I got the Philly 6/18 tickets.
I have suffered with it all my life.

Like one of those programmable reminders on your cell phone calendar, my brain is wired to send a reminder of a Stones show exactly one week from the show.

I wake up, and my brain says

" Better seen on weed!Hey no need to go to work this week....the Stones show is almost here.   Let's go get drunkCrack a cold one"

But a week is too far out.
I have too many things to do.
Can't allow my Stones alarm to take full control.

Somehow I need to reprogram that whole reminder for like just one day out from the show.

But the real issue this time out is that the day before the Philly show, I will get the reminder for the 6/24 DC show.  So Monday 6/17 I will be under both reminders.  

That's when my brain says "go ahead, take some more clothes off, you actually look good for your age Kiss my undercover ass"




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"On saturday night we dont go home&&We bacchanal, there aint no dawn"&&&&...&&&&
 
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Reply #27 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 1:10pm
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Glad you can relate.
It is a potent affliction

I had to go into work today.
My boss wanted to talk to me -- never a good sign.
Usually bosses want to talk to you about something you did wrong, or late, or too expensively, or all of the above.  
But he's the boss, and frankly a very good guy, and so we went to lunch.

First thing I see, some dude walking across the street wearing a U.S. Flag/Stones tongue T-shirt from what looked like 1994.  That helps.  Still hearing "Hey Mick Jagger....wooooooooo.....c'mon let the good times roll!"

Then the boss even asked me about the up coming show.
I tried to hide my enthusiasm ... but it was impossible.
Explained how I was taking my two daughters, and how amazing the band is ...living legends....and the catalog.  

I'm shot for the day.

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Reply #28 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 1:40pm
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Time for a bat hit Nanky!
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Reply #29 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 1:54pm
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Way ahead of ya!

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Reply #30 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 5:42pm
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Show nights are particularly tough on the SACK.
Because I know the show is happening somewhere, and yet I am not there.

And I just pace.
I walk around, ignore others, and mumble lyrics.
I ache.
My SACK is killing me.

People are there having fun, you see the pictures and you hear clips, and why do I have to wait so long to ease the pain.....

smoking more weed is good for your health smoking more weed is good for your health smoking more weed is good for your health

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Reply #31 - Jun 12th, 2013 at 5:47pm
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Nanky is is marching powder and hearing things and posting like a man on fire… this is good… very good!
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Reply #32 - Jun 13th, 2013 at 8:02am
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Today is the 13th of June
Hydepark is the 13th of July
This means i have to wait exactly 1 more month.
My sack is not affected by this though
I am however very thirsty because of this warm weather.
Beer shall be had this evening
Happy thurstyday!
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RIP Gary "Gazza" Galbraith - 30 May 1963 / 07 June 2024 - Forever missed.

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Reply #33 - Jun 13th, 2013 at 12:12pm
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Lost power last night.
I think I damaged the grid.
I was jamming to Gimme Shelter.

Lights flickered.
Fridge compressor blew up.
Next thing I know, electric company guys with flashlights milling about my yard at 2 am.

Fried the meter apparently.
Overheard one of the guys say something about the burning smell in the air.

Tonight I am gonna jam Can't You Hear Me Knockin'

While I was sitting there in the dark, I thought about taking a pair of adjustable depends and modifying them as seven-day turtleneck diapers. 

That way, the whole Philly through DC week is covered....

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Reply #34 - Jun 13th, 2013 at 12:24pm
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I will try to ease your pain friday and Saturday.  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
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...Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........
 
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Reply #35 - Jun 13th, 2013 at 12:27pm
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This work thing is really in the way...
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Reply #36 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 6:06am
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i have found that drinking helps, as that's what
i did last night & look: today i'm one day closer to Hydepark
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RIP Gary "Gazza" Galbraith - 30 May 1963 / 07 June 2024 - Forever missed.

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Reply #37 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 8:01am
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We will follow your advice tonight and saturday Egon.

I bet you think your the only cunt whore in town.......well .......well.............your not.....................

I know its only RNR.................but I like it...........like it....yes I do............well...............
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...Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........
 
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Reply #38 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 8:34am
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I got my money, my ticke
All that shit
I even got myself
A little shaving kit
What would it take
To bury me
I can't wait
I can't wait to see

I got toothbrush, mouthwash
All that shit
I'm looking down
In the filthy pit
I had the turkey
And the stuffing too
I even saved
A little bit for you

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...Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........
 
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Reply #39 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 11:55am
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Full blown meltdown today at work.
International incident type thing.Embassies and dipshitlomats are sure to be here soon.
Three smelly NSA guys are all laughing in a van nearby, I am certain.

So yeah my week is over.
And it has been a Biblical week, let me tell you.
Seriously on Sunday...a typical muggy Virginia spring day, we had a swarm of what  I believe were termites.  Thousands of them come out of the mulch, lose their wings, mate, and then seek a place to colonize.  Sorta like Stones fans around tour time.  Anyway -- so we had that.

Monday, we had torrential rain.  Rained like 6 inches here, and the casa is a bit, shall I say, in nature's way!  We had flooding.  So bugs, flooding....what else.

Well, as I mentioned, we had the power issue on Wednesday when I was jammin up the grid.  The lights were flickering and dimming like Budapest circa 1962.

Yesterday, we had bad storms blow through and knocked yet another tree down -- didn't hit the house but crushed the fence again (hit last year by a tree). 

Today is beautiful.
Gorgeous weekend line up and that is great news since my man TomL is coming up tonight so we can work up battle plans for the next 2 weeks!

My SACK is gonna loosenup tonight, I can tell you that.


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Reply #40 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 12:32pm
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nankerphelge wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 11:55am:
My SACK is gonna loosenup tonight, I can tell you that.



Pics please.  Grin
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Reply #41 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 12:40pm
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Mama says yes, Papa says no,
Make up you mind 'cause I gotta go.
I'm gonna raise hell at the Union Hall,
Drive myself right over the wall.

Rip this joint, gonna save your soul,
Round and round and round we go.
Roll this joint, gonna get down low,
Start my starter, gonna stop the show.
Oh, yeah!

Mister President, Mister Immigration Man,
Let me in, sweetie, to your fair land.
I'm Tampa bound and Memphis too,
Short Fat Fanny is on the loose.
Dig that sound on the radio,
Then slip it right across into Buffalo.
Dick and Pat in ole D.C.,
Well they're gonna hold some shit for me.

Ying yang, you're my thing,
Oh, now, baby, won't you hear me sing.
Flip Flop, fit to drop,
Come on baby, won't you let it rock?

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
From San Jose down to Santa Fe,
Kiss me quick, baby, won'tcha make my day.
Down to New Orleans with the Dixie Dean,
'Cross to Dallas, Texas with the Butter Queen.

Rip this joint, gonna rip yours too,
Some brand new steps and some weight to lose.
Gonna roll this joint, gonna get down low,
Round and round and round we'll go.

Wham, Bham, Birmingham, Alabam' don't give a damn.
Little Rock and I'm fit to top.
Ah, let it rock.   

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...Her love is ecstasy When her arms enfold me I hear her tender rhapsody But in reality, she doesn't Fucking know me...JMI once again..... running away with me...........
 
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Reply #42 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 12:50pm
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Pics?

Dude....we are talking relaxed....

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Reply #43 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 1:14pm
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The SACKmobile!!!
Plenty of room for high intensity SACK issues and Stones related too!!!

I picture TomL at the wheel!!!


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Reply #44 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 1:16pm
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thats cool.
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Reply #45 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 1:18pm
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TomL wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 1:16pm:
thats cool.


Perfect for tailgating in Philly!!!!!!!!
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Reply #46 - Jun 14th, 2013 at 1:23pm
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That's my retirement plan...
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Reply #47 - Jun 16th, 2013 at 11:50am
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Well I sure am feeling better.  TomL hit the road after some serious plotting and planning.  My SACK is better now.

48 hours!
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Reply #48 - Jun 17th, 2013 at 9:57am
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Losing my mind now.
Just plain losing it.

In 24 hours I will be en route.

{{{{{{{{TINGLE}}}}}}}}}

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Reply #49 - Jun 17th, 2013 at 6:02pm
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Tonight I pulled out all of my Stones T-shirts.
I lined them all up and looked at them all and decided what to wear for Philly, and DC, and everything in between.

Since tar is melting out of the asphalt in the Philly area, I am avoiding the black shirts, which is too bad because some of my favorites are black.

So I am left with a lot of light colors and white.
Still digging my Ottowa 2005 -- the one with the Mountie in drag with a Telecaster!  It got yanked pretty quick 8 years ago....
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