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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Happy Birthday Ronnie! Jun 1^st, 2013 at 9:21am Have a great one Ronnie, sorry, no header today you bastard
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #1 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 9:31am Happy Happy Birthday Ronnie !!!!!!!! Best Ronnie YET !!!!!!!!!!
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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Online The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 6,343 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #2 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 9:31am HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOODY!!! The new kid going on 38 years strong with the worlds greaest rock and roll band!!!
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #3 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 10:11am Happy Birthday RONNIE! You ROCK!! Love you!! xoxoxoxo Keep on rocking and rolling with The Stones!!
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #4 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 10:46am Happy Birthday Baby Ronnie!! I love you, man!! FG!
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #5 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 11:43am HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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SheRat Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 381 Chicago, IL Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #6 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 12:02pm Is he still dating the 12-year old? Anybody know?
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #7 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 12:38pm Woody for President. Happy Happy's Ronnie. I'll have a Diet Coke in your honor today.
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uncleson Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,169 USA Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #8 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 1:17pm Happy Birthday!
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nankerphelge Rocks Off Regular Offline Maybe being bad is more fun than being good... Posts: 2,775 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #9 - Jun 1^st, 2013 at 1:22pm Happy Birthday Ronald. You'll be hearing it from me soon in Philly and DC! So happy to see you rockin and rollin so well!! Smoke a fat one and tell that new wife of yours to get busy!
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Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie!
Reply #11 - Jun 2^nd, 2013 at 9:45am

I see that none of you know who

Ronaldo Woodsmán

is; he's a very fine character, educated in a fine and decent family. His negative side appears, however, when he takes a sip of booze. (After all, he's only human.) As I told to some of my fellow spanish speaking people, way back then, this acquaintance of mine got into a fight with one of his close relatives, in the living room of his apartment. He jumped from the window, or was pushed (nobody knows for sure) from there. Luckily, I'm glad to report: he's alive and well, and enjoys the fine aspects of living (including painting and making love to prostitutes). He's a happy fellow. From that incident, he's been refered to as "Chuperman" (a mexican pun, between the "man of Steel" and the "man who loves his drinks".)

This image is absolutely relevant to this story.

"Bubby being left to die... me Pop now!" &&

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Irina Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 4,350	Re: Happy Birthday Ronnie! Reply #12 - Jun 3^rd, 2013 at 8:09am Happy Birthday, Ronnie
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