Child of the Moon
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Plug in, flush out, and fire the fuckin' feed...
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So I bought Crossfire Hurricane tonight, and I'm sitting and watching it, getting my rocks off, when a knock comes at the door. It's a traveling weirdo espousing Christian values and the like...
Him: "I wanted to just ask you, what is your purpose in life?" Me: "Uh, right now? That would be the Rolling Stones."
Seriously. Don't interrupt me with petty religion when I have the biggest, most rock-hard Rolling Stones boner. Yer not getting anywhere with me.
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« Last Edit: May 27th, 2013 at 9:47pm by Voodoo Chile in Wonderland »
"[What does God look like?] Probably a very insignificant little creature. Probably invisible. I don't think he needs a look. And I tell you , if he has one, he'd probably look like me."&&&&"[What fantasy do I still have to fulfill?] Fucking God! Ha, ha!"&&&&-Keith Richards&&&& 
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