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The Spring Break thread!!!
Mar 12^th, 2013 at 7:01pm

God bless the annual rites of spring: baseball, birds migrating north, and overworked and underpaid Midwestern teachers getting a paid week off for no reason!!

Can't decide if I like snorkeling, CayBrew, or Stingray City the best. I may decide to say screw it and not come back. That being the case, I hereby bequeath my Rickenbacker 350 to fleabit, my copy of "little house on the prairie" season 3 dvds to egon, my AP jersey to some guy and my witty and intelligent posting abilities to Joey, as he can use all the help he can get.

Screw the Chicago summit... Let's summit our asses off at rum point!!!

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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: The Spring Break thread!!! Reply #1 - Mar 12^th, 2013 at 7:29pm Im at 100 per cent as of now.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: The Spring Break thread!!! Reply #2 - Mar 12^th, 2013 at 8:17pm If you are on Grand Cayman, go to RUM POINT. Its the coolest place to hang out and drink, snorkel, swim, eat, meet people for sexual encounters, and sleep on the beach if you want to! You already know about Rum Point?
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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #3 - Mar 15^th, 2013 at 12:37pm

rum point: check. no strange sexual encounters. hard to pick up chicks with a wife and three kids in tow.

stingray city: check. fricking amazing animals. tame as kittens. can't understand how one of them killed steve irwin.

seven mile beach: check. awesome snorkeling. stared down a barracuda. he won. i was with a six year old who was about his size, and i wasn't going to stick around to ask any questions.

caybrew: check. THAT, my friends, is good beer.

iguanas: check. some were as big as my three year old. damn things are like squirrels down there.

scuba trip with captain marvin: check. anyone going to the caymans should look him up. $67 a person got a full day of snorkeling, stingrays, conch shell diving and a kick ass bbq. also saw a dolphin in the channel as well. the boat crew said he sometimes hangs out there. cool shit!

georgetown: meh. nothing of historical significance to see.

this will be the WORST monday ever.

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #4 - Mar 15^th, 2013 at 1:41pm

When I am checking on my off-shore monies...I usually stay at The Sunshine Suites...they have reciprocal rights w/ The Hyatt...Love the diving there...Wish the Blue Parrot was still there...Jade Garden is awesome Thai Food and the best yoga studio is next to it as well..Check out the Cruise schedules and stay away from & mile beach when they ships are there!!!

Have Fun!!

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #6 - Mar 15^th, 2013 at 4:42pm

Be careful of those stingrays! I went on that stingray encounter and they give you food to attract them. As soon as I saw how big those suckers are swimming right towards me, I threw the food as far away from me as I could and swam back to the boat. They scared the hell out of me! They are wild animals, not tame, and just want to be fed, so Steve Irwin probably was confused with dinner. That was a shame. I would avoid that experience, too dangerous.

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #8 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am

Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am:

The Summer of Starbuck!

dude...

the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'.

five hour layover.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: The Spring Break thread!!! Reply #9 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 12:41pm Starbuck wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am: Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am: The Summer of Starbuck! dude... the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'. five hour layover. what we do...
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: The Spring Break thread!!! Reply #10 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:15pm Starbuck wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am: Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am: The Summer of Starbuck! dude... the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'. five hour layover. Should of called SG and GK and had them show you the town..........That would have killed 10 minutes.
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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #11 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:26pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:15pm:

Starbuck wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am:

The Summer of Starbuck!

dude...

the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'.

five hour layover.

Should of called SG and GK and had them show you the town..........That would have killed 10 minutes. LOL

they never would have made otta the airport lounge..........

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #12 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 2:09pm

mojoman wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:26pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:15pm:

Starbuck wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am:

The Summer of Starbuck!

dude...

the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'.

five hour layover.

Should of called SG and GK and had them show you the town..........That would have killed 10 minutes. LOL

they never would have made otta the airport lounge..........

That's the best part of Atlanta.

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #13 - Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:45pm

someone PM Josh immediately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVW-ZeMeh5E

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Re: The Spring Break thread!!!
Reply #15 - Mar 20^th, 2013 at 5:20pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 1:15pm:

Starbuck wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 11:57am:

Some Guy wrote on Mar 18^th, 2013 at 6:00am:

The Summer of Starbuck!

dude...

the atlanta airport sucks. just sayin'.

five hour layover.

Should of called SG and GK and had them show you the town..........That would have killed 10 minutes. LOL

you will be greeted accordingly.

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Question: What should Starbuck do this week in the Caymans while the rest of you bitches are working for the boss every night and day?
Sleep 2 (11.8%) Drink 0 (0.0%) Sleep and drink 1 (5.9%) Use snorkel gear to scope out underwater the hotties in room 312 3 (17.6%) Drink and sleep 0 (0.0%) Sleep, then drink, then masturbate 8 (47.1%) Listen to exile and drink. Screw this sleeping crap. 3 (17.6%) Total votes: 17 « Created by: Starbuck on: Mar 12^th, 2013 at 7:01pm »