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Feb 27th, 2013 at 7:59am
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Packing a paunch: Rocker Keith Richards suffers from the middle-aged spread as he enjoys a date night with wife Patti Hansen

By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED:11:44 GMT, 27 February 2013
UPDATED: 11:47 GMT, 27 February 2013
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He's lived the good life for decades since shooting to fame in the '60s as one of the founding members of the Rolling Stones.

But it would seem years of decadence had finally caught up with Keith Richards after he stepped out sporting a sizeable paunch on Tuesday night.

Enjoying a romantic date night with his model wife Patti Hansen at London's Le Petite Maison, the ageing rocker appeared to have fallen victim to the middle-aged spread.

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The middle-aged spread: Keith Richards was sporting a sizeable paunch as he stepped out for dinner with his wife Patti Hansen at London's Le Petite Maison on Tuesday night

Unfortunately for the 69-year-old musician, his choice of bright aqua shirt only served to accentuate the paunch he was packing as he headed out for dinner.

In addition to his vibrant shirt, the star opted for a typically eccentric ensemble which screamed 'rocker', teaming an unusual black bomber jacket with jeans and leather boots.

The music legend completed his look with a charcoal grey scarf scraping his hair back off his face and a gunmetal grey chain-detail silk scarf adorning his neck.

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The good life: Decades of living a life of excess finally seemed to have caught up with the Rolling Stones rocker

Although 'Keef' had appeared to have suffered a little weight gain in recent months, the same could not be said for his stunning wife.

Grinning from ear-to-ear as the couple emerged from the exclusive eatery, former Calvin Klein model Patti looked incredible in a pair of form-fitting leather trousers and a faux fur gilet.

But Richards wasn't the only Rolling Stones rocker hitting the town on Tuesday night.

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Unfortunate: The 69-year-old musician's choice of bright aqua shirt only served to accentuate the paunch he was packing

Bill Wyman showcased a private viewing of his new exhibition Reworked at Rook & Raven Gallery in London's Rathbone Place, where he posed proudly alongside his wife Suzanne and daughters, Katherine, Jessica and Matilda.

Wednesday night could be a big evening for the Rolling Stones, with the rockers nominated for Best Live Band, Best Book, Music Moment of The Year and Best Music Film at the NME Awards in celebration of their series of sell-out 50th anniversary concerts in 2012.

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Family fun: Ex-Rolling Stones rocker Bill Wyman was accompanied by his daughters Matilda, Jessica and Katherine and wife Suzanne to a private viewing of his new exhibition Reworked at Rook & Raven Gallery
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Re: Keith Richards suffers from the middle-aged sp
Reply #1 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 8:14am
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Patti looks so good!  Also, check out Keith's Stones logo boots. Awesome!
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Reply #2 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 8:44am
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69 is not middle aged...he is old
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Reply #3 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 9:43am
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Seems to me the only thing keef sufferes from is bad fashion taste....
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Reply #4 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:03am
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Steel Wheels wrote on Feb 27th, 2013 at 8:14am:
Patti looks so good!  Also, check out Keith's Stones logo boots. Awesome!

Yeah,those are cool. He doesn't look any fatter than he has been the last couple of years. Better question is,what's he doing in London?
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Reply #5 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:19am
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Man, this Daily Mail!  Stinky post

He looks awesome to me!  Cool
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Reply #6 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:26am
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Middle age spread? he is just looking like a normal person, how many people at his age (of course Mick hasn't got it) got pot bellies? I mean he can't be 20 or 25 looking forever, everybody (well, some people) are thin when their young, & of course when they get that old, their more wiser & laid back, not running around like a teenager.
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Reply #7 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:40am
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Anyone on Keef’s shoes?  Have you no fucking shame?
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Reply #8 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:52am
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I'm only 47 and wish I only had Keith's spread ! He's 69 ffs !

Keith Richards at 70 this year .....................who would have thought that possible 10, 20, 30 or 40 years ago ?   Interesting stuff Ronnie!

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Reply #9 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:55am
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Nitpicking...if THATS a middle aged spread then I have some real issues....
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Reply #10 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 1:18pm
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He's had that for years. The Daily Mail needs to get out more.
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Reply #11 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 1:31pm
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Fuck me. 69 year old man with long history of hard living develops a bit of a stomach.

What a catastrophe for the UK after a year which gave us the Jubilee and the Olympics.

How on earth will we recover from this?  Undecided

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Reply #12 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 2:00pm
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" 69 is not middle aged...he is old "



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Reply #13 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 2:29pm
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Keith looks happy as always. Smiley
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Reply #14 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 3:39pm
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he has probably just had a big English shepherds pie and a few cold ones.........this is a story?.....geeesh
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Reply #15 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 4:12pm
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keiths lookin pretty good as hes 69.

bills lookin good for his age too, and happy.
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Keith needs to tour with the Stones and play 2 hour shows every other night, he'll trim up just fine.   

Keith looks happy and glorious.  Patti looks beautiful.
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Reply #17 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:32pm
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2 things...
1) Patti is a frakin' FOX!!!
2) That is NOT a middle aged spread...that would have been 20-25 years ago...

His is more of a senior ponch...
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Reply #18 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 6:51pm
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He needs to get back on the cocaine.  Grin
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Jumacfly wrote on Feb 27th, 2013 at 11:40am:
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Reply #21 - Feb 27th, 2013 at 10:26pm
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Does anyone know if Keith still owns his place in London? Not Redlands, I mean his place in the city.
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Reply #22 - Feb 28th, 2013 at 3:44am
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Since when is age 69 middle age? If most look that good near 70 than bring on "the middle age spread".
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Reply #23 - Feb 28th, 2013 at 7:14am
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Factory Girl wrote on Feb 27th, 2013 at 5:38pm:
Keith needs to tour with the Stones and play 2 hour shows every other night, he'll trim up just fine.  

Keith looks happy and glorious.  Patti looks beautiful.

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Love the monogramed initials on his shoes!....Wonder if they are for sale anywhere...for under $200.......
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