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What is your favorite type of urinal?
Oct 26^th, 2012 at 6:22pm

Oh, some Stones fans of ours are not doing well. It's sad.

But urinals. I came across one in an airport recently that was perfect - long trough extending across the room, self-cleaning, porcelain, splash guards, scented, funneled, I can't imagine a better designed urinal. It was a pleasure to piss a pure velocified stream of liquid piss-alcohol into it. I had no compunctionism to do any less.

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #8 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 12:03am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 26^th, 2012 at 10:15pm:

Worst. Moonie.Ever.

You sure, Magoo? Because I have a lot of bad posting out there. Atrocious stuff. Stuff that I cringe upon reading. Stuff where I say to myself, deep and dark, "That was one crack hit too many last night. Did you really mean to say that sniveling bitch twit was as stupid and fucking illiterate weak as he clearly seems to be?"

And I can't blame drugs and alcohol for my observations. I'd like to, but I can't. I must take ownership of a decade of awful posting. For thine is my god, and I shall not reap the sow of glory unto thee, nor the kingdom or the power The Book has exclusively entrusted unto me.

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #9 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 1:04am

Grassy Field near a bush or tree...nothing like using natures toilet as it was meant to be used

Pdog wrote on Oct 26^th, 2012 at 8:42pm:

I love pissing outside in the dark when it's really cold... fuck toilets!

I, too, like to watch the steam rise...Ahhhhh, the wonders of nature...

Just Don't eat the yellow snow!!!

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #11 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 8:35am

Paranoid Android wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 1:04am:

Grassy Field near a bush or tree...nothing like using natures toilet as it was meant to be used

Pdog wrote on Oct 26^th, 2012 at 8:42pm:

I love pissing outside in the dark when it's really cold... fuck toilets!

I, too, like to watch the steam rise...Ahhhhh, the wonders of nature...

Just Don't eat the yellow snow!!!

I have walked out the back door, into my yard, just to pee... only in winter... summer doesn't do it for me... but a good crap on somebody elses lawn, that knows no season... oh yea!

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #12 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 8:58am

" It was a pleasure to piss a pure velocified stream of liquid piss-alcohol into it.
I had no compunctionism to do any less. "

I ( Your young Joey ) drank with Keith Moon last evening ( More on that later ... man , Keith can friggin DRINK !!!!! ) . Woke up a few minutes ago , took a massive , MASSIVE shit and now I am eating a banana .

" I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!! "

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: What is your favorite type of urinal? Reply #14 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 9:31am gimmekeef wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 9:24am: Guys..wake up we actually have a tour now........ No kidding. This stuff would be a hit on IORR if you really have to talk about crapping and pissing.
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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #17 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 12:05pm

There is a guy that works on the same floor as me that pisses like I don't know Howe.

I lived in a frat with 13 other guys in college for 3 years -- community bathroom -- sadly, I know the excretory systems of guys far better than anyone ever should.

Every once and a while, I will be going in the single urinal at work and this guy comes in and has to use one of the stalls.

Sounds like a freakin garden hose pouring into the john.
And for a full minute easy.

I wonder if he only pisses once a day, or if he drinks coffee by the gallon, or maybe his junk has a bore as big as a pencil, I dunno.

Don't really want to know.

Just one of those "can't help but notice observations"

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #18 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 12:46pm

Some Guy wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 11:32am:

Nellcote wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 10:11am:

The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level.
I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting.
I'm good like that.

Nellpumpkin, be safe up there. They say a storm is heading your way.

A true wicked pissa of a storm at that. Doo'h

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Re: What is your favorite type of urinal?
Reply #19 - Oct 27^th, 2012 at 3:48pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 12:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 11:32am:

Nellcote wrote on Oct 27^th, 2012 at 10:11am:

The ones where the sports section of the newspaper is under glass at eye level.
I usually stay longer to read each article to "piss" off the people waiting.
I'm good like that.

Nellpumpkin, be safe up there. They say a storm is heading your way.

A true wicked pissa of a storm at that. Doo'h

It's gonna be brutal there. Cooling off a lot here and windy. 30's are on the way Monday.

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