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Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
May 20^th, 2012 at 6:51pm

LOL Couldn't resist... very indiscreet is real and worse if not

Mick Jagger's ex wife says new hubby 'bigger and better'

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May 20, 2012, 04.28PM IST

Mick Jagger's ex-wife Jerry Hall has revealed that her new husband Warwick Hemsley gives her more satisfaction between the sheets.

Hall, who earlier claimed that Jagger's was very 'well endowed', now gets more pleasure from her new bloke.

"I've been going out for the past two years with Warwick, and yes, everything is bigger and better Down Under! He's lovely, very handsome," the Sun quoted her as saying.

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #1 - May 20^th, 2012 at 6:56pm 'Hubby' ? When did she get married? Anyway, not very classy. The 'Mick Defence League' on here will have a shitfit!
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #2 - May 20^th, 2012 at 6:59pm http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/jerry-hall-latest-to-criticise-ex-husb... This Australian Sun piece doesnt mention they're 'married'. Typical case of a quote being distorted into something it isn't. The guy's an Aussie, hence the 'down under' pun. She doesnt mention Mick at all in this!
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #3 - May 20^th, 2012 at 8:02pm rubbish.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #4 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 12:48am Well I'm glad for her that she finally met someone decent and is actually getting over MICK. I never thought she would. It takes a big man. Shes a big girl!
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #5 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 9:56am Voo must of been all fucked up again, LOL.
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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #6 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 10:23am

We must say good-bye
There's no need for you to cry
It's better that I tell you this tonight
Our affair has been quite heated
You thought I was what you needed
But the time has come, my darlin'
To set things right, 'cause
I'll be harder than yer husband
To get along with
Harder than yer husband every night
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer husband
An' I don't want our love affair
To end with a fight

You been like a little angel
How you loved me
I appreciate the warmth of your embrace
Well, the world don't need to know
How I adored you
But there's somethin' I must tell you, darlin'
Face to face...
I'll be harder than yer husband
To get along with
Harder than yer husband every night

Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer husband
An' I don't want our love affair
To end with a fight

So it's adios, adios, my little darlin'
(adios my little darlin'...)
Gotta go now...
Keep that hankie that I gave you for
When you cry
There are things that trouble me
And I'm sure that you must see
That it breaks my heart the same as yours
When we say good-bye

Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...

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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #7 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 10:55am

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on May 22^nd, 2012 at 10:23am:

We must say good-bye
There's no need for you to cry
It's better that I tell you this tonight
Our affair has been quite heated
You thought I was what you needed
But the time has come, my darlin'
To set things right, 'cause
I'll be harder than yer husband
To get along with
Harder than yer husband every night
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer husband
An' I don't want our love affair
To end with a fight

You been like a little angel
How you loved me
I appreciate the warmth of your embrace
Well, the world don't need to know
How I adored you
But there's somethin' I must tell you, darlin'
Face to face...
I'll be harder than yer husband
To get along with
Harder than yer husband every night

Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer husband
An' I don't want our love affair
To end with a fight

So it's adios, adios, my little darlin'
(adios my little darlin'...)
Gotta go now...
Keep that hankie that I gave you for
When you cry
There are things that trouble me
And I'm sure that you must see
That it breaks my heart the same as yours
When we say good-bye

Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...much, much, much
Harder than yer husband
Harder than yer...

zappa is frank...............

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Online The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #8 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 4:32pm ...and you is what he are
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #9 - May 22^nd, 2012 at 4:40pm I bet ole Jerry isn't as tight however as she was! and Mick has never said a bad word to the press I have ever seen...maybe this whole story is fabricated....
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jackjones Ex Member	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #10 - May 26^th, 2012 at 6:54pm Jerry, Jerry, Jerry are you sure you wanna piss off(on) Mick?
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #11 - May 27^th, 2012 at 11:08am "hell has no fury as a woman scorned" (or however that saying goes) so maybe this is a little payback?
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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #12 - May 28^th, 2012 at 7:37am

Bitch wrote on May 27^th, 2012 at 11:08am:

"hell has no fury as a woman scorned" (or however that saying goes) so maybe this is a little payback?

Did you read the article?

She doesnt mention Mick Jagger at all. The headline is a media fabrication.

Considering she split from Jagger over a decade ago, I doubt she's lived like a nun ever since. To read this garbage, you'd think they only broke up last week!

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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #13 - May 28^th, 2012 at 10:58am

Gazza wrote on May 28^th, 2012 at 7:37am:

Bitch wrote on May 27^th, 2012 at 11:08am:

"hell has no fury as a woman scorned" (or however that saying goes) so maybe this is a little payback?

Did you read the article?

She doesnt mention Mick Jagger at all. The headline is a media fabrication.

Considering she split from Jagger over a decade ago, I doubt she's lived like a nun ever since. To read this garbage, you'd think they only broke up last week!

yea, heres what I thought she meant by this:

everything is bigger and better Down Under meaning that this new Australian guy is bigger below the belt than MICK. A little todger dig.

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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #14 - May 29^th, 2012 at 7:08am

Bitch wrote on May 28^th, 2012 at 10:58am:

Gazza wrote on May 28^th, 2012 at 7:37am:

Bitch wrote on May 27^th, 2012 at 11:08am:

"hell has no fury as a woman scorned" (or however that saying goes) so maybe this is a little payback?

Did you read the article?

She doesnt mention Mick Jagger at all. The headline is a media fabrication.

Considering she split from Jagger over a decade ago, I doubt she's lived like a nun ever since. To read this garbage, you'd think they only broke up last week!

yea, heres what I thought she meant by this:

everything is bigger and better Down Under meaning that this new Australian guy is bigger below the belt than MICK. A little todger dig.

And everyone else.

Its a pun on Australia used as a tribute to her new boyfriend, but twisted by sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed journalists for the benefit of sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed members of the public. The woman has had a life outside of Mick Jagger for a decade. Yet the public and the media can't let her move on by distorting every inane comment she utters (and there are plenty of them) into a 'dig' against Mick Jagger. The same Mick Jagger whose same attributes she actually defended a few months ago.

Why do people fall for this predictable tabloid nonsense every time?

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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #15 - May 29^th, 2012 at 8:46am Gazza wrote on May 29^th, 2012 at 7:08am: Why do people fall for this predictable tabloid nonsense every time? Because there's enough people buying into that stuff to make a living from it !
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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #16 - May 29^th, 2012 at 10:02am

Edith Grove wrote on May 29^th, 2012 at 8:46am:

Gazza wrote on May 29^th, 2012 at 7:08am:

Why do people fall for this predictable tabloid nonsense every time?

Because there's enough people buying into that stuff to make a living from it ! Oh no! not you again

True. The old adage that we get the newspapers that we deserve is certainly accurate.

Never ceases to amaze me though how millions of intelligent people gullibly buy into every soundbite that is methodically and carefully taken out of context for the purpose of a lurid or sensationalist headline.

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Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better'
Reply #17 - May 31^st, 2012 at 11:00am

Gazza wrote on May 29^th, 2012 at 7:08am:

Bitch wrote on May 28^th, 2012 at 10:58am:

Gazza wrote on May 28^th, 2012 at 7:37am:

Bitch wrote on May 27^th, 2012 at 11:08am:

"hell has no fury as a woman scorned" (or however that saying goes) so maybe this is a little payback?

Did you read the article?

She doesnt mention Mick Jagger at all. The headline is a media fabrication.

Considering she split from Jagger over a decade ago, I doubt she's lived like a nun ever since. To read this garbage, you'd think they only broke up last week!

yea, heres what I thought she meant by this:

everything is bigger and better Down Under meaning that this new Australian guy is bigger below the belt than MICK. A little todger dig.

And everyone else.

Its a pun on Australia used as a tribute to her new boyfriend, but twisted by sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed journalists for the benefit of sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed members of the public. The woman has had a life outside of Mick Jagger for a decade. Yet the public and the media can't let her move on by distorting every inane comment she utters (and there are plenty of them) into a 'dig' against Mick Jagger. The same Mick Jagger whose same attributes she actually defended a few months ago.

Why do people fall for this predictable tabloid nonsense every time?

Well you answered your own question sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed journalists for the benefit of sex-obsessed and celebrity-obsessed members of the public. because that describes it very well. I am a proud member of the sex-obsessed public. Fascinating stuff! Wink

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corgi37 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,559 Aussie land Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #18 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:33am Every Aussie bloke is well endowed. If not, we deport them to New Zealand.
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Jerry Hall says new hubby 'bigger and better' Reply #19 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 10:25pm corgi37 wrote on Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:33am: Every Aussie bloke is well endowed. If not, we deport them to New Zealand. Thanks for the info Corgi, I'm impressed! Now I know what "down Under" really means!
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