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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Masters Thread Apr 5^th, 2012 at 7:26am AKA best Tiger ever. Tiger has recovered from the scandal and he's healthy. Weather looks wet for the next 2 days starting tonight. Saturday and Sunday will be absolutely stunningly perfect, pollens way down too. Will Augusta allow female members? 3pm today it is on.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #1 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 8:40am Fuck a bunch of Tiger Woods. Go Phil!
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,331 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #2 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 11:12am Golf?
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #3 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 11:53am Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 5^th, 2012 at 11:12am: Golf? This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #4 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 1:24pm

golf?

a game that is only slightly more exciting than watching grass grow....or listening to REO Speedwagon....or reading joey's posts.....or ......

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #5 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 1:47pm ROOOOOOOOO----RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #6 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 5:35pm A bunch of former entitled plantation slave owner descendants hanging out in Georgia holding onto the past for all its worth. I'm embarassed to say it happens in my state. ..sorry SG but if they held it in my backyard I'd close the drapes.....
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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #7 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 6:50pm

we're thinkin' 10K views before midnight.

no chicks allowed in this thread either! we'll make it like 1861 all over again.

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #8 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 10:28pm

gimmekeef wrote on Apr 5^th, 2012 at 5:35pm:

A bunch of former entitled plantation slave owner descendants hanging out in Georgia holding onto the past for all its worth. I'm embarassed to say it happens in my state. ..sorry SG but if they held it in my backyard I'd close the drapes.....

Great tournament, awesome golf course. But run by the most prejudice ass backward bunch of rascists anybody has ever seen. Kiss my undercover ass

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #9 - Apr 5^th, 2012 at 11:58pm

I played golf on acid once. I enjoyed it. I swear I hit a drive about 4-5 miles right into the cockpit of a B-52 landing at Davis Monthan AFB. You can do stuff like that on acid.

Another time I rolled a golf cart drunk. I didn't get hurt.

Once I threw my driver in a lake. I was upset about my poor performance. Shank, scull, biff, slice, skeech.

I wish the holes were like 1,750-2,250 yards long. I'd play a lot more if I could find a course like that. Just pound that fucking ball down the aisle all day long. Putting and chipping is really gay and boring. Nothing will make you want to drink more than waiting on a bunch of fucking middle aged, fat white guys lining up their shots for 5 minutes/geek. I think I'm hyperactive or something because I can't stand that fucking stuff.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #10 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:05am Happy Easter!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #11 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:14am Some Guy wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:05am: Happy Easter! Its Good Friday...time to drink!
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #12 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:34am isn't this the one all controversial because they ban women? who bans women in 2012... pfft!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #13 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 8:09am Pdog wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:34am: isn't this the one all controversial because they ban women? who bans women in 2012... pfft! Who bans women?....fat old queers wearing 1940 green jackets..all standing in line while that CBS dweeb Jim Nance kisses their lard asses
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #14 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 8:26am Golf would be a great game for Mormons. Have they made a movement in that direction? Has their been a divine edict yet? X-tians, on the other hand, I don't see it. I know some play, probably the majority of golfers are alleged Christians, but they are going through the motions to please those fucking fatcats up in corporate!
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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #15 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 8:52am

gimmekeef wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 8:09am:

Pdog wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:34am:

isn't this the one all controversial because they ban women? who bans women in 2012... pfft!

Who bans women?....fat old queers wearing 1940 green jackets..all standing in line while that CBS dweeb Jim Nance kisses their lard asses

Hello friends....

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #16 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 9:25am

gimmekeef wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 8:09am:

Pdog wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 7:34am:

isn't this the one all controversial because they ban women? who bans women in 2012... pfft!

Who bans women?....fat old queers wearing 1940 green jackets..all standing in line while that CBS dweeb Jim Nance kisses their lard asses

That's why it's called The Masters, no?

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #17 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 9:40am

They dont want to allow women in the club but since a woman is in charge of IBM now, I believe this is why the Masters is not being televised this year. so women have some control over this! Whether men care to admit it or not, it is NOT a man's world anymore! In fact, it is turning into a Women's World as more and more as women are heading up companies and making the decisions. If I had a man who imposed superiority on me all the time, I would be single! That's precisely why I choose to be single, because men think they are more important! Guess what? They arent!

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #18 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 9:55am

Bitch wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 9:40am:

They dont want to allow women in the club but since a woman is in charge of IBM now, I believe this is why the Masters is not being televised this year. so women have some control over this! Whether men care to admit it or not, it is NOT a man's world anymore! In fact, it is turning into a Women's World as more and more as women are heading up companies and making the decisions. If I had a man who imposed superiority on me all the time, I would be single! That's precisely why I choose to be single, because men think they are more important! Guess what? They arent!

Ok. But the Masters is being televised Bitch.

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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #19 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 10:14am They arent broadcasting it here this year and it always was televised other years. Or maybe it's just not on Comcast?
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #20 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 10:58am Bitch wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 10:14am: They arent broadcasting it here this year and it always was televised other years. Or maybe it's just not on Comcast? It's on ESPN.
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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #21 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 1:53pm

post count up to 17K? obviously they aren't broadcasting the masters this year, so the rest of the world is tuning in to this thread for updates.

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Re: Masters Thread
Reply #22 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 5:24pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 10:58am:

Bitch wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 10:14am:

They arent broadcasting it here this year and it always was televised other years. Or maybe it's just not on Comcast?

It's on ESPN.

First 2 rounds then the CBS clowns take over.....Hey Bitch....I think most of us here are way past this equality thing.....matter of fact in my next life I'm coming back as a lesbian!

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #23 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 5:32pm
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Masters Thread Reply #24 - Apr 6^th, 2012 at 5:38pm Starbuck wrote on Apr 6^th, 2012 at 1:53pm: post count up to 17K? obviously they aren't broadcasting the masters this year, so the rest of the world is tuning in to this thread for updates. funny
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