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Bon Jovi Is not Dead!!!
Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:00pm

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2011/12/bon_jovi_not_dead_rumor_was_tw...
Bon Jovi not dead: Rumor was Twitter fiction
Published: Monday, December 19, 2011, 6:23 PM Updated: Monday, December 19, 2011, 6:40 PM
Singer-songwriter. Philanthropist. Father. Dead?
Jon Bon Jovi trended worldwide on Twitter today when people thought he was dead. But he is not dead.
A poorly constructed, fake press release got retweeted a whole bunch of times and eventually, talk progressed from his appearance in an Advil commercial to his supposed demise.
Reactions ranged from shock and appreciation for Bon Jovi's work to statements like "Jon Bon Jovi can only be killed by silver bullets" (that one from @Beez_).
No official statement has been issued yet to confirm the death is just a rumor, though a rep is reported to have cleared up the matter, but Bon Jovi would probably say he's far from suffering. Free of pain, even.
"Pain doesn't have much of a place in my life," he says in the Advil commercial. "I check the schedule and it's not on it."
As for the commercial in which he calls himself a father, philanthropist and singer-songwriter, here it is.

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Reply #3 - Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:50pm

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor.

what would we say if it were true??

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Reply #4 - Dec 19^th, 2011 at 7:05pm

Starbuck wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:50pm:

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor.

what would we say if it were true??

I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake!

Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness. I've nothing personal against the guy.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-d...

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Reply #6 - Dec 19^th, 2011 at 9:44pm

Gazza wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 7:05pm:

Starbuck wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:50pm:

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor.

what would we say if it were true??

I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake!

Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness. I've nothing personal against the guy.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-d...

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Bon Jovi Is not Dead!!! Reply #8 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 12:04am How funny. I saw this before PDog posted it and put it on the Joey thread. Of course we know Gazza would never wish ill on the man.........But the lenghts we will go to for comedy gold know no limit!
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Reply #10 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 6:36am

Pdog wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 9:44pm:

Gazza wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 7:05pm:

Starbuck wrote on Dec 19^th, 2011 at 6:50pm:

gazza's fingerprints are all over this nasty rumor.

what would we say if it were true??

I'd lose half of my act, for goodness sake!

Wouldn't wish that on him at all, in all seriousness. I've nothing personal against the guy.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/false-news-report-about-bon-jovi-d...

On second thoughts.....

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Reply #14 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 11:07am:

He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe.

I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

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Reply #15 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 6:42pm

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 11:07am:

He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe.

I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

Yeah I think Homeland Security might have something to say about your return as well. Perverted Charlie

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Reply #16 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 7:22am

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe.

I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

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Re: Bon Jovi Is not Dead!!!
Reply #17 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 11:42am

Gazza wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 5:52pm:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 11:07am:

He should be shot for suggesting New Jersey looks like heaven. But he awaits Gazza's friend request on FB. http://news.yahoo.com/bon-jovi-heaven-looks-lot-jersey-142953194.html

I have only set foot in the Garden State on one occasion. And that was an evening which ended up with me almost castrating Nanky and with Voodoo being found by Moonie wandering around Giants Stadium singing into his shoe.

I was so 'distoibed' by it all that I haven't returned since.

New Joisey has that effect on certain people... Grin

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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Bon Jovi Is not Dead!!! Reply #21 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:05pm Gazza wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 1:40pm: Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list! Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back....
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Reply #22 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:49pm

gimmekeef wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:05pm:

Gazza wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 1:40pm:

Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list!

Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back....

I don't think so GK. He has severe nerve damage in his hands and can't play drums anymore.

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Reply #23 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 6:42pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:49pm:

gimmekeef wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 4:05pm:

Gazza wrote on Dec 21^st, 2011 at 1:40pm:

Phil Collins announced his retirement from the music business nine months ago, so that's one you can cross off your list!

Gazza, thanks for the early Xmas present...but i just know the prick will be back....

I don't think so GK. He has severe nerve damage in his hands and can't play drums anymore.

Geez...why dont you guys warn me before i make an a-hole out of myself?.....again!..I know tough job.....

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