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The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Dec 13th, 2011 at 6:27pm
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Hi everyone. I'm back. Hope everybody's doing well.

I apologize for anything I need to apologize for. I'm
sorry I pouted across the street, and whatever else
went with that. I can't really remember all the details
anymore. I'm sorry if I insulted anyone when I came
back as Jesus.

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Anyway, the last few things the Stones have done have
renewed my hibernating enthusiasm for them. I went to
see Ladies and Gentlemen and Some Girls Live In Texas
in the theater when they were released, and bought the
Brussels download, and, well, it's hard to argue with any
of that.
...
So I thought maybe I'd come back here to get my Stones
on.


Today is Monkey Day, so it seemed like a fitting moment.
...
Anyone got a light?



http://www.monkeyday.com/
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Reply #1 - Dec 13th, 2011 at 6:30pm
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Hi, good to see you.
We are mostly all still here
We are awaiting the coming of the new year
when we will be one again, with the expected
coming of The Stones, in some incarnation.
In the meantime, I see you have picked
the new releases, which are outstanding.
So sit back, light up a fatty, enjoy your favorite libation to the sounds
and visuals of The World's Greatest Rock N Roll Band.
Accept no substitutes.
Incidentally, I still do not care for Macca.
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Some Guy wrote on Dec 13th, 2011 at 7:04pm:
What was your stance on Emotional Rescue?

I've been playing the crap out of this lp in the past month.
I hope you have contacted Chuck to place a bug in Mick's ear about this as the next remastah....
No escape from trouble, no where to go....
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" Anyway, the last few things the Stones have done have
renewed my hibernating enthusiasm for them. I went to
see Ladies and Gentlemen and Some Girls Live In Texas
in the theater when they were released, and bought the
Brussels download, and, well, it's hard to argue with any
of that. "


F- F- Fleabit .. ?!


Fleabit Peanut Monkey  , C10   ... ?! .. !!!!!!!!


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Is that really YOU me Brother ?!   ....... Man , where in the HELL have you been these past seven years ?

One thing about you Fleabit was that you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and you sure as Hell could write a post .

Welcome Home Me C10 Brother .

The Joey , C10 , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody
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" Incidentally, I still do not care for Macca "

This makes Joey sad .
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Reply #7 - Dec 13th, 2011 at 9:20pm
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fleabit???

FLEABIT?!?!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU??!?!?

seriously dude...sorry about all those things i said about you all those years ago. sorry about the "hustler" subscription i signed you up for. sorry about locking you in a closet with gypsy at the 2007 "up with people" fundraiser. sorry about taping copies of your "F-U" farewell note on the wall of every john on the lower east side. feej made me do it. what's important now is that we're all together for the holidays! however, you need to answer some important questions:

1. did you ever get that circumcision you were talking so much about?
2. does SS still shake a mean tambourine?
3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.
4. you haven't seen paris's thong, have you?
5. please stop sexually harassing herman cain. also, please stop calling up WRAT, hand farting into the phone real loud, and hanging up.

as you can see, joey is still a putz. please copy the above nellecote quotation and use it as your signature. and you will have to do something about that post count - it's so 2001.


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Reply #8 - Dec 13th, 2011 at 10:20pm
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1. did you ever get that circumcision you were talking so much about?

When my son was about 4 he saw a National Geographic show which featured a public circumcision in an African village. He was really freaked out by it. "D...d..dad....they're not gonna that to ME, are they???" I told him to calm down, and gently explained that it had already been done. His concern persisted. "Th...th...they're not gonna do it to me AGAIN, are they???"



2. does SS still shake a mean tambourine?

yes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZ-bUjn99k&feature=youtu.be


3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.

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I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Pugulist Party.



4. you haven't seen paris's thong, have you?

In fact I HAVE.


5. please stop sexually harassing herman cain. also, please stop calling up WRAT, hand farting into the phone real loud, and hanging up.



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Reply #9 - Dec 13th, 2011 at 10:27pm
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!!!!!!

Holy shit, man.

It's FLEABIT.

This is major.

How the fuck are ya doing, man?

It's Steve Cronen COTM. All grown up.

Rock and roll!
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Reply #10 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 12:20am
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Hello monkey. Been bitten? Been tossed around? Did you pull on through?  Who stole this one? (Seriously)
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"Monkey day"? What the fuck is that? It sounds pervert.

Anyhow, FPM, it's good to read you again.
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FPM is that really you?!?!

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Steel Fleatbit Driving Peanut Hammer Monkey!!!

It's YOU!!! God I missed you and sorry I didn't take you up on the C10 video, I was heavily on drugs then, I'm clean now, kind of, only the good shit.

The Stones have been putting out some good shit too lately.

You sure know/knew how to write a good post w/ substance still!

You also know last week a Rolling Stone joined a Beatle onstage! How dare he!!!

There is still a war my brother...

Meantime let's do the shuffle...

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Reply #14 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 4:55am
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Welcome back, FPM!  

I can't even remember the tiff that made you "greet" across the street. let alone the good bye post.  It is hell getting old.......

Anyway...

Shit, I can't remember what I was gonna say..

Glad you have returned

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3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.

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I think one of the worst questions I can ask, is do I owe you an apology... So, I won't ask...
Glad you're alive and well, and ready to talk Stones!
I didn't know Jesus was really you, I think I may have been fooled... hahaha!
I may skip the 50 year thing... I'm holding out for 75!!!!
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If we have posted together before, I cannot recall, so allow
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It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
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Are you talking about Shidoobee? Whats your handle over there fpm? I post there too as BitchKeepsBitchin. I post on all of the Stones boards but RO is my favorite place because these people are so fvcking funny! I can always find something to amuse me here!

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Did FPM like Obama or not?


Yes, and prolly voted for him too  Smiley

And together, their a special breed... Smiley Smiley
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Obama isn't liberal enough for my tastes, but he's probably saving the good stuff for his inevitable second term.

I've never posted at Shidoobee, but I do post regularly over at the Pogues board, The Raft of the Medusa.

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http://www.pogues.com/forum/index.php

My board name there is O'Blivion.  They gave me my own little corner to do an "On This Day" post every day.

http://www.pogues.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=38

Cool things about the Pogues board - besides them giving me my own page - several members of the band post there regularly, and are quite willing to provide their board friends with backstage passes. My friends and I have met most of the band (never Shane, though) several times.

http://pogues.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=9876

And no one gets their undies in a wad about political views, which also have their own little corner.

But then, of course, the Pogues are not the Rolling Stones, although they do like the Stones quite a bit.
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"And no one gets their undies in a wad about political views"

And which highly-tolerant wacko here got her panties in a wad over a bunch of "Nazi" Republicans, and hoped they would all die?

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FPM wrote:

"And no one gets their undies in a wad about political views"

And which highly-tolerant wacko here got her panties in a wad over a bunch of "Nazi" Republicans, and hoped they would all die?

Kiss my undercover ass



That was me, and I apologized. I also dropped my fake name. Why don't you?

Don't suck my cock
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"I apologize for anything I need to apologize for."

THAT "apology"?
Talk about concise contriteness.
Even Jesus would have trouble accepting that.

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now would you please contact lambchop? no...wait....let's think about this....
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FPM wrote:

"I apologize for anything I need to apologize for."

THAT "apology"?
Talk about concise contriteness.
Even Jesus would have trouble accepting that.


Try to contribute cogent Stones conversation if you can.
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FPM wrote:

"I apologize for anything I need to apologize for."

THAT "apology"?
Talk about concise contriteness.
Even Jesus would have trouble accepting that.



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FPM wrote on Dec 14th, 2011 at 12:26pm:
Stones Security wrote on Dec 14th, 2011 at 12:19pm:
FPM wrote:

"And no one gets their undies in a wad about political views"

And which highly-tolerant wacko here got her panties in a wad over a bunch of "Nazi" Republicans, and hoped they would all die?

Kiss my undercover ass



That was me, and I apologized. I also dropped my fake name. Why don't you?

Don't suck my cock

no doubt. let's drop the fake name, jerkface!
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"Try to contribute cogent Stones conversation if you can.
Otherwise, go back to the Bay City Rollers board "

Not sure who that was directed to there, Beantown.
But for the record, my whole life is cogent Stones conversation.
When I'm not policing this site for wackos, that is.

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Stones Security is back too!

now would you please contact lambchop? no...wait....let's think about this....

At this point I think I'd rather have the Pretentious Poet back than some of these other guys. Interesting stuff Ronnie!
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Okay pal, just mark it on your ballot..."would rather have the Preten..."

Oh!  Wait a second, there is no ballot.

Because no one cares what wackos like you think!

Maybe a little community service would do your ass good.

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I can't wait to Gazza or Voodoo shutdown all the assholes who show up looking for fights because they can't let go of old resentments.... This place has been so nice without the people who are responding to Flea's return with all their old negativity... I will say bye forever soon I hope... This board has been awesome without you, and will be a load of fun real soon with an active band and none of your political crap you love to suck people into... and those who love to bait, stop it too... The majority here, will be sitting with flea, and those who are being assholes right now, will be alone across the street... takes a real cool dude to own up to what he did and say sorry, and it's the cowards way to hide behind an alias and condemn him... You can ignore him, or use your real registered user name to at least tell him you think he was wrong and you're not over it... Seems the trolls want to stay trolls!
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Reply #41 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 4:16pm
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I can't wait to Gazza or Voodoo shutdown all the assholes who show up looking for fights because they can't let go of old resentments.... This place has been so nice without the people who are responding to Flea's return with all their old negativity... I will say bye forever soon I hope... This board has been awesome without you, and will be a load of fun real soon with an active band and none of your political crap you love to suck people into... and those who love to bait, stop it too... The majority here, will be sitting with flea, and those who are being assholes right now, will be alone across the street... takes a real cool dude to own up to what he did and say sorry, and it's the cowards way to hide behind an alias and condemn him... You can ignore him, or use your real registered user name to at least tell him you think he was wrong and you're not over it... Seems the trolls want to stay trolls!

Well said Pdog.
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If anyone's going to start harassing other posters, they - and the name they usually post under (because its easily traceable) - will be gone.

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Reply #43 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 10:45pm
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Welcome back FPM!! It took so long since you registered to post!

BTW, agree 120% with Gazza's post above
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All I know is FPM is great guy to be around.

Very simple, funny and caring.

Seriously.

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The 12 Steps

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs
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Reply #48 - Dec 15th, 2011 at 10:08am
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Stones Security wrote on Dec 14th, 2011 at 1:03pm:
FPM wrote:

"I apologize for anything I need to apologize for."

THAT "apology"?
Talk about concise contriteness.
Even Jesus would have trouble accepting that.




Matthew 18:21-22

Then Feej came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive that jerk
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seven times, but seventy-seven times."


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FPM wrote on Dec 14th, 2011 at 1:34pm:
Stones Security wrote on Dec 14th, 2011 at 1:03pm:
FPM wrote:

"I apologize for anything I need to apologize for."

THAT "apology"?
Talk about concise contriteness.
Even Jesus would have trouble accepting that.




Matthew 18:21-22

Then Feej came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive that jerk
Fleabit when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not
seven times, but seventy-seven times."


Subliminal use of scripture... very impressive!


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Is Lou on board?
Is Lou on a surf board?
Does Lou work with particle board?
Has Lou been waterboarded?
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The 12 Steps

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
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Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs



Now hold on there...I didn't quit ingesting anything. I just said I was sorry, and as it's been pointed out, I'm not THAT sorry. It's not like I accused anyone of having a tiny todger.



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You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting!

Joey's going to be the Tea Bag party candidate. Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint
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I can't help but think the top Republicans are sitting around in an office somewhere making a bet that they can crush Obama and the recovery, kind of like those 2 guys from that movie Trading Places and probably for the same amount.

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Hey FPM.  Good to see you here. I can't say welcome back because when you left here I didn't post at RO but on G3 and The Couch.  Hope all's well. If I remember well, you were quite the Tom Waits fan. So how about that last one?
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Hey FPM.  Good to see you here. I can't say welcome back because when you left here I didn't post at RO but on G3 and The Couch.  Hope all's well. If I remember well, you were quite the Tom Waits fan. So how about that last one?


I'm THRILLED by it...not only because Tom sounds great, but the stuff Keith plays on it is SWEET.

http://youtu.be/xHn_Kb4Dz40

What's NOT to love? It scratches where I been itchin'.


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Thanks for the link. I totally missed that video. I read in the comments beneath it that there's people who constantly say Tom should've fronted a metal band. First time I hear it, but I'm glad he's just being himself. Anyway: Bad As Me is his best release since Mule Variations IMO. The things he did in between are good too, but I prefer small doses of Real Gone or Alice over the entire disc.

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The 12 Steps

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs


What 12 steps, is it Alcoholics Anonymous? I could never do that, too much religion involved. I leave God in Church for weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc. I prefer to take responsibility for my own actions and not ask God or anyone else to do it for me. Jut saying, God has his place in Church but it's ridiculous to think God is actually behind everyone's successes and failures. 'Thanks to God for winning this Grammy' as if God has chosen them to be special And the alchys think God will answer 6 & 7? We have to find our own way to make things right, only we can change ourselves.  IMO.

I know ~ Off topic by a fvcking mile! I never read the 12 steps before, always wondered what magical insights they offered!  
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In the 12 steps programs, my dear Bitch, “God” could be just a "superior power" or "the creator" it is not necessary "God" as conceived by any religion, just "someone above you" that's why the 12-step programs use to work even for atheists and could be used for any kind of addiction not just drugs (alcohol is a drug, period), the only thing these programs cannot control (none of them "cure" or "heal") it's boardaholism!

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You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting!

I was shocked to see what appeared when I placed that web addy in.
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To tell you the truth Nellcote ...................... the vast majority of the world's population is STILL shocked that his website last four friggin years with its inexorable , unyielding , incessant , relentless , bathetic , abysmal ,  constant and literally , LITERALLY interminable " Three Hits a Day " .

Count 'Em    ......... THREE Hits a Day    ........ for four solid YEARS !!!!!!!

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #74 - Dec 21st, 2011 at 12:56pm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Dec 20th, 2011 at 9:05pm:
In the 12 steps programs, my dear Bitch, “God” could be just a "superior power" or "the creator" it is not necessary "God" as conceived by any religion, just "someone above you" that's why the 12-step programs use to work even for atheists and could be used for any kind of addiction not just drugs (alcohol is a drug, period), the only thing these programs cannot control (none of them "cure" or "heal") it's boardaholism!

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Thanks Voo! The only SUPERPOWER that can cure my ills is The Rolling Stones! There's a song for every occasion and situation in life! BOARD-ism' is a cute term Voo. ONLINE Message Boards can become an addiction but not a bad one! People can get addicted to good stuff too, like going to the gym and workng out, eating blueberries, loving their children, recurring sexual fantasies about MICK, LOL Tongue  Hey on the ROCKS OFF BOARD there is never any BOREDOM!
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #75 - Dec 23rd, 2011 at 7:59am
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Hey now, Flea!  Wow!
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Reply #76 - Dec 23rd, 2011 at 9:37am
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Hey now indeed, Mr Jizz! Happy Festivus!

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Reply #77 - Dec 23rd, 2011 at 1:54pm
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I love Festivus!  Right back at ya!
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Reply #78 - Dec 23rd, 2011 at 2:20pm
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My FB update from earlier:

Respectus Our Festivus... you have had 2 months, since Halloween of xmas music and shopping... Please, give us a break, the next two days all your hard work, shopping, cooking and stressing the fuck out will come to big old drunken crashing end, where you curse out your family and find ways to avoid DUI's. Do not start a war on Fastivus, or we will try to end your Xmas, just like The Bill O'Reilly says!
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