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The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Dec 13^th, 2011 at 6:27pm

Hi everyone. I'm back. Hope everybody's doing well.

I apologize for anything I need to apologize for. I'm
sorry I pouted across the street, and whatever else
went with that. I can't really remember all the details
anymore. I'm sorry if I insulted anyone when I came
back as Jesus.

Anyway, the last few things the Stones have done have
renewed my hibernating enthusiasm for them. I went to
see Ladies and Gentlemen and Some Girls Live In Texas
in the theater when they were released, and bought the
Brussels download, and, well, it's hard to argue with any
of that.

So I thought maybe I'd come back here to get my Stones
on.

Today is Monkey Day, so it seemed like a fitting moment.

Anyone got a light?

http://www.monkeyday.com/

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #1 - Dec 13^th, 2011 at 6:30pm

Hi, good to see you.
We are mostly all still here
We are awaiting the coming of the new year
when we will be one again, with the expected
coming of The Stones, in some incarnation.
In the meantime, I see you have picked
the new releases, which are outstanding.
So sit back, light up a fatty, enjoy your favorite libation to the sounds
and visuals of The World's Greatest Rock N Roll Band.
Accept no substitutes.
Incidentally, I still do not care for Macca.

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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #3 - Dec 13^th, 2011 at 7:46pm Some Guy wrote on Dec 13^th, 2011 at 7:04pm: What was your stance on Emotional Rescue? I've been playing the crap out of this lp in the past month. I hope you have contacted Chuck to place a bug in Mick's ear about this as the next remastah.... No escape from trouble, no where to go....
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #5 - Dec 13^th, 2011 at 8:50pm

" Anyway, the last few things the Stones have done have
renewed my hibernating enthusiasm for them. I went to
see Ladies and Gentlemen and Some Girls Live In Texas
in the theater when they were released, and bought the
Brussels download, and, well, it's hard to argue with any
of that. "

F- F- Fleabit .. ?!

Fleabit Peanut Monkey , C10 ... ?! .. !!!!!!!!

Is that really YOU me Brother ?! ....... Man , where in the HELL have you been these past seven years ?

One thing about you Fleabit was that you were ALWAYS Minty Fresh and you sure as Hell could write a post .

Welcome Home Me C10 Brother .

The Joey , C10 , Est. 1999 and loved by everybody

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #7 - Dec 13^th, 2011 at 9:20pm

fleabit???

FLEABIT?!?!?!? IS IT REALLY YOU??!?!?

seriously dude...sorry about all those things i said about you all those years ago. sorry about the "hustler" subscription i signed you up for. sorry about locking you in a closet with gypsy at the 2007 "up with people" fundraiser. sorry about taping copies of your "F-U" farewell note on the wall of every john on the lower east side. feej made me do it. what's important now is that we're all together for the holidays! however, you need to answer some important questions:

1. did you ever get that circumcision you were talking so much about?
2. does SS still shake a mean tambourine?
3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.
4. you haven't seen paris's thong, have you?
5. please stop sexually harassing herman cain. also, please stop calling up WRAT, hand farting into the phone real loud, and hanging up.

as you can see, joey is still a putz. please copy the above nellecote quotation and use it as your signature. and you will have to do something about that post count - it's so 2001.

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #8 - Dec 13^th, 2011 at 10:20pm

1. did you ever get that circumcision you were talking so much about?

When my son was about 4 he saw a National Geographic show which featured a public circumcision in an African village. He was really freaked out by it. "D...d..dad....they're not gonna that to ME, are they???" I told him to calm down, and gently explained that it had already been done. His concern persisted. "Th...th...they're not gonna do it to me AGAIN, are they???"

2. does SS still shake a mean tambourine?

yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZ-bUjn99k&feature=youtu.be

3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Pugulist Party.

4. you haven't seen paris's thong, have you?

In fact I HAVE.

5. please stop sexually harassing herman cain. also, please stop calling up WRAT, hand farting into the phone real loud, and hanging up.

OK.

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MrPleasant Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,677 Xalapa, Veracruz, México Gender:	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #11 - Dec 14^th, 2011 at 2:02am "Monkey day"? What the fuck is that? It sounds pervert. Anyhow, FPM, it's good to read you again.
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #13 - Dec 14^th, 2011 at 4:09am

FPM is that really you?!?!

Steel Fleatbit Driving Peanut Hammer Monkey!!!

It's YOU!!! God I missed you and sorry I didn't take you up on the C10 video, I was heavily on drugs then, I'm clean now, kind of, only the good shit.

The Stones have been putting out some good shit too lately.

You sure know/knew how to write a good post w/ substance still!

You also know last week a Rolling Stone joined a Beatle onstage! How dare he!!!

There is still a war my brother...

Meantime let's do the shuffle...

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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #14 - Dec 14^th, 2011 at 4:55am Welcome back, FPM! I can't even remember the tiff that made you "greet" across the street. let alone the good bye post. It is hell getting old....... Anyway... Shit, I can't remember what I was gonna say.. Glad you have returned
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #15 - Dec 14^th, 2011 at 5:31am

FPM wrote on Dec 13^th, 2011 at 10:20pm:

3. did you happen to see pug after you had transitioned? he made off with my herman's hermits poster, three pairs of socks and my season 3 copy of "punky brewster", and I'm desperate to have them back.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Pugulist Party.

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #23 - Dec 14^th, 2011 at 10:38am

i heard that for all this time, he was posting at the bon jovi message board across the street. can anyone confirm or deny?

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