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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #50 - Dec 15^th, 2011 at 11:23am

hmmm....what is the lew board??

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #57 - Dec 16^th, 2011 at 8:50am

" This is what one receives when pulling up www.maxlugar.com

How to Make Unique Handmade Arts & Crafts : Cutting Board Handmade Arts & Crafts Projects

Career change ? "

I feel ya Nellcote ...................................

Here are some of the Biggest Disasters in the United States' Very Short History :

www.MaxLugar.com

Developing ....................................

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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #58 - Dec 16^th, 2011 at 9:09am Nellcote wrote on Dec 15^th, 2011 at 3:36pm: This is what one receives when pulling up www.maxlugar.com How to Make Unique Handmade Arts & Crafts : Cutting Board Handmade Arts & Crafts Projects Career change? You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #59 - Dec 16^th, 2011 at 9:20am " You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting! " Poi ............................... We don't let go tonight ...... ..... Don't let go the Couch !!!!! : !!!!
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #60 - Dec 16^th, 2011 at 11:12am

Some Guy wrote on Dec 15^th, 2011 at 8:08am:

The 12 Steps

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

Now hold on there...I didn't quit ingesting anything. I just said I was sorry, and as it's been pointed out, I'm not THAT sorry. It's not like I accused anyone of having a tiny todger.

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #61 - Dec 16^th, 2011 at 12:11pm

Pdog wrote on Dec 16^th, 2011 at 9:09am:

Nellcote wrote on Dec 15^th, 2011 at 3:36pm:

This is what one receives when pulling up www.maxlugar.com

How to Make Unique Handmade Arts & Crafts : Cutting Board Handmade Arts & Crafts Projects

Career change?

You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting!

Joey's going to be the Tea Bag party candidate. Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #62 - Dec 18^th, 2011 at 7:47am

I can't help but think the top Republicans are sitting around in an office somewhere making a bet that they can crush Obama and the recovery, kind of like those 2 guys from that movie Trading Places and probably for the same amount.

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspxq=1512379127581&id=7461b755d98f75ef5...

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Teiz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 573 Almere, Amsterdams ugly twin Gender:	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #63 - Dec 18^th, 2011 at 9:14am Hey FPM. Good to see you here. I can't say welcome back because when you left here I didn't post at RO but on G3 and The Couch. Hope all's well. If I remember well, you were quite the Tom Waits fan. So how about that last one?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey Reply #64 - Dec 18^th, 2011 at 9:37am " ................ and The Couch. Hope all's well. " ************* SIGH !!!! ****************
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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #65 - Dec 18^th, 2011 at 3:02pm

Teiz wrote on Dec 18^th, 2011 at 9:14am:

Hey FPM. Good to see you here. I can't say welcome back because when you left here I didn't post at RO but on G3 and The Couch. Hope all's well. If I remember well, you were quite the Tom Waits fan. So how about that last one?

I'm THRILLED by it...not only because Tom sounds great, but the stuff Keith plays on it is SWEET.

http://youtu.be/xHn_Kb4Dz40

What's NOT to love? It scratches where I been itchin'.

I'm less thrilled that my comeback thread is being used to run down Maxy. I have no lingering bad thoughts for any of my C10 brethren.

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #66 - Dec 18^th, 2011 at 3:40pm

Thanks for the link. I totally missed that video. I read in the comments beneath it that there's people who constantly say Tom should've fronted a metal band. First time I hear it, but I'm glad he's just being himself. Anyway: Bad As Me is his best release since Mule Variations IMO. The things he did in between are good too, but I prefer small doses of Real Gone or Alice over the entire disc.

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #70 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 7:55pm

Some Guy wrote on Dec 15^th, 2011 at 8:08am:

The 12 Steps

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

What 12 steps, is it Alcoholics Anonymous? I could never do that, too much religion involved. I leave God in Church for weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc. I prefer to take responsibility for my own actions and not ask God or anyone else to do it for me. Jut saying, God has his place in Church but it's ridiculous to think God is actually behind everyone's successes and failures. 'Thanks to God for winning this Grammy' as if God has chosen them to be special And the alchys think God will answer 6 & 7? We have to find our own way to make things right, only we can change ourselves. IMO.

I know ~ Off topic by a fvcking mile! I never read the 12 steps before, always wondered what magical insights they offered!

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #71 - Dec 20^th, 2011 at 9:05pm

In the 12 steps programs, my dear Bitch, “God” could be just a "superior power" or "the creator" it is not necessary "God" as conceived by any religion, just "someone above you" that's why the 12-step programs use to work even for atheists and could be used for any kind of addiction not just drugs (alcohol is a drug, period), the only thing these programs cannot control (none of them "cure" or "heal") it's boardaholism!

Ouch!

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #72 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 5:46am

Pdog wrote on Dec 16^th, 2011 at 9:09am:

Nellcote wrote on Dec 15^th, 2011 at 3:36pm:

This is what one receives when pulling up www.maxlugar.com

How to Make Unique Handmade Arts & Crafts : Cutting Board Handmade Arts & Crafts Projects

Career change?

You just gave Joey a 2nd term of posting!

I was shocked to see what appeared when I placed that web addy in.
Is "set it and forget it" next?

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Reply #73 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 12:02pm

" I was shocked to see what appeared when I placed that web addy in.
Is "set it and forget it" next? "

To tell you the truth Nellcote ...................... the vast majority of the world's population is STILL shocked that his website last four friggin years with its inexorable , unyielding , incessant , relentless , bathetic , abysmal , constant and literally , LITERALLY interminable " Three Hits a Day " .

Count 'Em ......... THREE Hits a Day ........ for four solid YEARS !!!!!!!

The horror .....................

The HORROR ................

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Re: The Second Coming of Fleabit Peanut Monkey
Reply #74 - Dec 21^st, 2011 at 12:56pm

Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Dec 20^th, 2011 at 9:05pm:

In the 12 steps programs, my dear Bitch, “God” could be just a "superior power" or "the creator" it is not necessary "God" as conceived by any religion, just "someone above you" that's why the 12-step programs use to work even for atheists and could be used for any kind of addiction not just drugs (alcohol is a drug, period), the only thing these programs cannot control (none of them "cure" or "heal") it's boardaholism!

Ouch!

Thanks Voo! The only SUPERPOWER that can cure my ills is The Rolling Stones! There's a song for every occasion and situation in life! BOARD-ism' is a cute term Voo. ONLINE Message Boards can become an addiction but not a bad one! People can get addicted to good stuff too, like going to the gym and workng out, eating blueberries, loving their children, recurring sexual fantasies about MICK, LOL Tongue

Hey on the ROCKS OFF BOARD there is never any BOREDOM!

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