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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #25 - Aug 13^th, 2011 at 4:07am The video is so awful, it’s tragic. Mick is prancing around like the embarrassing dad at a wedding and his suit? Oh my goodness. He could pull this sort of thing off at one time, but not now.
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Reply #26 - Aug 13^th, 2011 at 11:21pm

Cheer up, you miserable beggars.
This is as camp as Christmas and with a fair deal of nipple.
Big Groovy Michael would be chuckling, shirley?

One must all hope for future tunes, in which euro-beat musicians will further celebrate 'Moods Like Jagger' (incorporating impersonations of MJ looking stroppy or more than a bit miserable); 'Beats Like Chuck Watts', 'Arse Like Ana Araujo', 'Record-Keeping Like Bill Perks' (with a video in which secretaries with steamed spectacles nibble of pencils as assorted artistes, to a totally gorge bassline, impersonate Wyman's' infrequent body moves and subtle facial expressions) and stu-smiling

'Blues Like Stew's'.

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Reply #27 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 8:46am

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Aug 13^th, 2011 at 11:21pm:

Cheer up, you miserable beggars.
This is as camp as Christmas and with a fair deal of nipple.
Big Groovy Michael would be chuckling, shirley?

One must all hope for future tunes, in which euro-beat musicians will further celebrate 'Moods Like Jagger' (incorporating impersonations of MJ looking stroppy or more than a bit miserable); 'Beats Like Chuck Watts', 'Arse Like Ana Araujo', 'Record-Keeping Like Bill Perks' (with a video in which secretaries with steamed spectacles nibble of pencils as assorted artistes, to a totally gorge bassline, impersonate Wyman's' infrequent body moves and subtle facial expressions) and stu-smiling

'Blues Like Stew's'.

How about "Sheperd's Pie Like Keef's" where someone just sings the recipe?

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Reply #28 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 10:36am

Fair enough, SP, but also... how about 'Teeth Like Keith' (in which semi-naked men and women with either crumbling or overly large capped teeth impersonate The Human Sniff)?

I think next up should be 'Pooves Like Jagger' (a re-mix complete with a video containing only the most mincing of Jagger impersonators). And then 'Hooves Like Shirley' (promoted by scenes of folk with taut tummies pose and gallop about like the lovely Mrs Watts' horses).

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Reply #29 - Aug 15^th, 2011 at 4:05pm

WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Aug 14^th, 2011 at 10:36am:

Fair enough, SP, but also... how about 'Teeth Like Keith' (in which semi-naked men and women with either crumbling or overly large capped teeth impersonate The Human Sniff)?

I think next up should be 'Pooves Like Jagger' (a re-mix complete with a video containing only the most mincing of Jagger impersonators). And then 'Hooves Like Shirley' (promoted by scenes of folk with taut tummies pose and gallop about like the lovely Mrs Watts' horses).

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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,595	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #30 - Aug 16^th, 2011 at 12:06am Thanks, Lady GaZza. The GaZza Strip is what your fans are waiting for, clearly. 'Grooves Like GaZza' would be a good one.
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Reply #31 - Aug 17^th, 2011 at 8:27am

The top 10 singles and albums on iTunes

By The Associated Press – 19 hours ago
iTunes' top 10 selling singles and albums of the week ending Aug. 15, 2011:

Singles:

1. "Moves Like Jagger (Studio Recording from 'The Voice' Performance) (feat. Christina Aguilera)," Maroon 5

2. "Pumped Up Kicks," Foster the People

3. "Headlines," Drake

4. "Lighters (feat. Bruno Mars)," Bad Meets Evil

5. "Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock)," LMFAO

6. "Super Bass," Nicki Minaj

7. "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)," Katy Perry

8. "Tonight Tonight," Hot Chelle Rae

9. "How to Love," Lil Wayne

10. "I Wanna Go," Britney Spears

Albums:

1."Watch the Throne," Jay-Z, Kanye West

2. "Tailgates & Tanlines," Luke Bryan

3. "21," ADELE

4. "NOW That's What I Call Music, Vol. 39," Various Artists

5. "Torches," Foster the People

6. "Young Love," Mat Kearney

7. "Sigh No More," Mumford & Sons

8. "Hands All Over," Maroon 5

9. "Chief," Eric Church

10. "Hell: The Sequel," Bad Meets Evil

iTunes is owned by Apple Inc.

Copyright © 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

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Kilroy Rocks Off Regular Offline I love this place! Posts: 2,863 Mickville Virginny USA Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #32 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 7:51am Here is how to have a hit, mention ELVIS or Jagger......... In your next lame song............
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WaiteringOnAFiend Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,595	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #33 - Aug 28^th, 2011 at 12:53am 'Ot stuurf, Bitch
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jaxx o diamonds Ex Member	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #35 - Aug 30^th, 2011 at 8:47am moves like JAGGER? what a joke. those are phuckin jazzercize moves. pppllleeeeaaassseee. mister jagger is a thief.
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Soldatti Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 218 Buenos Aires, Argentina Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #36 - Aug 31^st, 2011 at 3:19pm #1 in the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 First time for a musician (his name) in a title song. http://www.billboard.com/#/news/maroon-5-christina-aguilera-s-jagger-moves-10053...
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #37 - Sep 13^th, 2011 at 4:05pm I WISH I would have invented this song!!!! DANCE tune 4shore I love it .
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #38 - Sep 13^th, 2011 at 9:39pm Yep, and it's number one BECAUSE it mentions the JAGGER name! Otherwise it's just another pop song. I wonder if MICK is getting royalties ~ my guess is YES since MICK put his stamp of approval on it! Smart move, and any publicity is good publicity, as they say.
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #39 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 5:22pm Is it still No1? (8/17/11 ) Hold (Top) On the Charts ! Howdya Figure radios can Impress One so.?! That Christina Aquilera is One Luckee Lucky girl + so R WE.........
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #40 - Sep 16^th, 2011 at 3:55pm Guesss Whhaaat? WOO WHOOOOO ITS STILL NO#1 Holding Steady in 7 countries outta 17 WOOO WhOOOOOOOO YOWZA YIPPIE So KoooooL
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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #41 - Sep 16^th, 2011 at 4:07pm NORAD has confirmed a visual on the previous post...
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #42 - Sep 16^th, 2011 at 4:35pm UN F--Kin Believable where are those IIIIII
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #43 - Sep 22^nd, 2011 at 3:04pm WaiteringOnAFiend wrote on Aug 28^th, 2011 at 12:53am: 'Ot stuurf, Bitch You talking to me? Well MICK said in his recent interview that he found this video "Flattering", and it is!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #44 - Sep 23^rd, 2011 at 3:49pm Gazza wrote on Aug 10^th, 2011 at 7:18am: That awful 'Swagger Jagger' song is actually number 1 in the UK singles chart this week... Of course it is......shit like this sells!!!.......Stones could release Satisfaction for the first time ever this month...and it wouldn't break Top 20..........
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #45 - Sep 23^rd, 2011 at 6:10pm R U talkin a re make of SATISFACTION ? thats comical thinkin about . with synthesizers Hmmmmmm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #46 - Sep 23^rd, 2011 at 7:02pm It's still number one BTW... check this out http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-09-20/news-and-interviews/30179...
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #47 - Sep 23^rd, 2011 at 7:54pm Number ! Woo Whhooooooooo... I thought there wasn't enough of Micks' Moves. We shall never see the original Or is this another Mickster ploy ??
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lavendar Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,075 Buffalo,NY Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #48 - Sep 29^th, 2011 at 5:55pm #1 @Billboards Its so high Energy Like Superheavy.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Moves Like Jagger Music Video is released! Reply #49 - Sep 29^th, 2011 at 7:37pm I keep looking around for Ashton Kutcher cause I feel I'm being punked.
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