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Jul 14th, 2011 at 4:58pm
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Come on you people, we’re 13 years old today! I left the header to have some of you starting the party or the wishes. So here I go!!

Well, I wish progress: less off-topic crap, continue with the just-in news, the best pictures and videos all over and more get-togethers (with or without tour)

So now babies and Dobermen let’s go get stoned and/or drunk tonight!!!   Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

Thanks to our Patron Saint Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint

To our engine  Brian's smile stu-smiling Perverted Mick Are you fucking serious?  Don't suck my cock Perverted Charlie taylor made smile smoking more weed is good for your health

To our fuel:  Let's go get drunk Better seen on weed! smoking more weed is good for your health Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint Kiss my undercover ass You rock!

To you!!

Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Reply #1 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm
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holy shit...13.

think of all the friggin' time i've wasted on this site! unbelievable!
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Reply #2 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 5:15pm
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I'd love less off-topic crap if their was more on-topic crap to talk about. How about you guys dig up your sources and get us some tour info! Fuck you Gazza, Will ya? You rock! War horses couldn't drag me away Let's go get drunk really?
Oh and Happy birthday Rocks Off...Ya don't look a day over 12 1/2.
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Reply #4 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 5:51pm
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teenage wasteland!!!

before you know it, we will be sending this place off to college or prison!
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Reply #5 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 6:20pm
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13??!!  Where has the time gone?  I would like to thank the admins for keeping it up and running.  I've had sooooo much fun here, and hopefully it aint stoppin yet. Happy Lucky 13 Rocks Off!
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Reply #7 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 8:17pm
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We ain't old.....

just entering our rip roaring teens.....

Still lots of crazy fun ahead......


Thanks Voodoo and Gazza for keeping us alive to reach the fun years......
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Reply #8 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 8:29pm
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Wow, totally impressive!  Grin I haven't been here but a few years, but I love the fact that this marvelous site has not only lasted that long, but that so many of you have been loyal posters for so long....Smiley

Yay! We're TEENS!!  Grin I knew I still felt awfully young... Wink

Thanks Voo, and Gazza, for keeping this looney bin going! Grin

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Reply #9 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 9:12pm
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"   Where has the time gone?  I would like to thank the admins for keeping it up and running.  I've had sooooo much fun here, and hopefully it aint stoppin yet. Happy Lucky 13 Rocks Off "



Amen Luxy !!!!!!



Happy Happy 13th Birthday Rocks Off !!!!!


Thanks Gazza , Voo & Me Mile High Momma    ....... BEST MESSAGE BOARD EVER  !!!!!!!!




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Reply #10 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 9:16pm
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Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!
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Reply #11 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 9:18pm
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"   .....  act your age! "


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Reply #12 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 10:16pm
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It's Been A Wicked Pissah Ride!
Rocks Off You Bastards-made famous once on Mexican Radio!
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Reply #13 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 10:29pm
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Long in the tooth.  Wizend.  Grizzled.
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Reply #15 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 10:54pm
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Bitch wrote on Jul 14th, 2011 at 9:16pm:
Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!


Yes!!! Let's act 13!!!

Let's rock!!!

Drinking alert!! I turned the "late night banning" switch and alarm OFF!!!!!
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Reply #16 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 10:55pm
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Nellcote wrote on Jul 14th, 2011 at 10:16pm:
It's Been A Wicked Pissah Ride!
Rocks Off You Bastards-made famous once on Mexican Radio!


LOL since then I always says "Rocks Off Rules you bastards" live!! Julia loves it! Perverted Charlie
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Reply #17 - Jul 14th, 2011 at 11:38pm
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Happy 13th Birthday, Rocks Off - my one true cyber home! Now come the awkward teenage years, ha  Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Hey Alex, to meet YOU and everybody was THE higlight of my come back to NYC... now please tell me what the fuck we're talking, fill the captions my friend!!

Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

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Come on people... I wanna party with ya!!!

The real Rolling Stones tongue Brian's smile smoking more weed is good for your health Perverted Mick Are you fucking serious?

Let's play some stones!

I'm listening BITCH!!
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Here with my brothers, Nanky and Scope!!

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Temple!!! he passed away in an absurd way back in 1998!!

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A living Encyclopedia!!!

Brian's smile Brian's smile Brian's smile
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Reply #22 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 2:22am
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Are you a rolling stone?

I'm asking

Are you a rolling stone?

Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

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Reply #23 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:03am
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Yes hats off, congratulations and thanks to you Voodoo & Gazza.

Above all else if it wasn't for this site I would have never made it to the  Enmore. More than that it has been a mine of information, laughs and dare I say it (sentimentalism not being a strong Stonesian trait) love.

Now I just can't wait til we get our hands on the keys to the old man's car!

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Reply #24 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:06am
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Given our crazy childhood, I wonder what our teenage years have in store for us  Have you no fucking shame?

Happy birthday RO! Stay wild  Let's go get drunk
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Reply #25 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:34am
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ROCKS OFF.....Congratulations and very happy birthday Let's go get drunk


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Reply #26 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 4:13am
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Best birthday greetings from the other side of town Rocks Off! Good to see you manage to keep the car running in this day and age. I should visit this site more often.


Congrats for a fine board guys.

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Reply #27 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 5:46am
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Happy birthday!  On this august occasion let's talk about ourselves.

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?
What year did everyone join?
How many avatars have we had?
Who are our nominees for most infamous poster ever?

My answers,

November 2001
Two avatars (someone swiped my first then left the board), while someone else unsuccessfully tried to steal my name, which is actually mine.  Believe me, when I was a kid I was the ONLY Zack in the universe.  Now every third little boy is a Zack. 

Most infamous:  Pavlov's Dog?  Demon Life?  Joey?  Ouch!
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Reply #28 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 6:53am
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Happy birthday!  On this august occasion let's talk about ourselves.

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?



Tom L for sure - we know him from the BTB official site from early '98. He was on this site when it was still called Goin' Home (we didnt change ownership and name until March 1999).  Stonesdoug too, obviously.

Lefty perhaps from around then too, although he didnt post as regularly back then.
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Come on you people, we’re 13 years old today! I left the header to have some of you starting the party or the wishes. So here I go!!

Well, I wish progress: less off-topic crap, continue with the just-in news, the best pictures and videos all over and more get-togethers (with or without tour)

So now babies and Dobermen let’s go get stoned and/or drunk tonight!!!  


As we're 13, I think its more appropriate that we have an outbreak of acne and discover the joys of masturbation en masse.
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Reply #30 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 7:14am
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So where is the (space) cake??? Stinky post
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Happy happy!!!
I joined back in 2001, so that makes it 10 years this year for me Let's go get drunk
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Kudos to Rocks Offf !!

I didnt knew I were still so young!!  With these special admins which had kept on in all these years giving us such fun.. It'll continue for so still long time.


No shit threads.. new subjects..
Voodoo asks if we are Still Rolling .. oh yes Voodoo Chile In the Wonderland!!!

Thanks for all the help who Gazza and Voodoo have always lend their hands:)
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Reply #34 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 8:19am
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" As we're 13, I think its more appropriate that we have an outbreak of acne and discover the joys of masturbation en masse.   "

Gazza ............................


I masturbate !!!!!


It is True       --- I Do !!!!!!!


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Happy birthday to RO & my twins, who turned 9 today.

And i got a present too! Got a 100w Marshall combo off Ebay!
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Lucky 13! Happy Birthday Rocks Off, act your age!


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Reply #38 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 9:08am
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Joey wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 8:19am:
" As we're 13, I think its more appropriate that we have an outbreak of acne and discover the joys of masturbation en masse.   "

Gazza ............................


I masturbate !!!!!


It is True       --- I Do !!!!!!!


JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !!!!!!!



 



oddly enough, Joey, when I typed the word 'masturbate' I thought of you right away.

As opposed to when I actually DO masturbate, in which case, I don't think of you at all.  Don't suck my cock
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Happy birthday to RO & my twins, who turned 9 today.

And i got a present too! Got a 100w Marshall combo off Ebay!


Nice present for the twins...they'll be thankful beyond words!
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Reply #40 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 9:09am
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Happy Birthday to the Asylum, my Stonesian Cyberhome!!
I lurked for awhile in the Fall of 2002 and registered 12/26/02.
Nothing has been the same since I found fellow Mutants like me!!!  Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?

Its been a wild ride with this group of lovable delinquents.  Better seen on weed!  Let's go get drunk
Thank you Gazza, Voodoo and Jaxx for keeping it going.

Now let's get that 50th Anniversary Tour so we can plan a Summit to beat all Summits.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCKS OFF!!


Nolte - The Rocks Off patron saint  Who stole this one? (Seriously)  smoking more weed is good for your health  Interesting stuff Ronnie!  Perverted Mick

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Zack wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 5:46am:
Happy birthday!  On this august occasion let's talk about ourselves.

Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?
What year did everyone join?
How many avatars have we had?
Who are our nominees for most infamous poster ever?

My answers,

November 2001
Two avatars (someone swiped my first then left the board), while someone else unsuccessfully tried to steal my name, which is actually mine.  Believe me, when I was a kid I was the ONLY Zack in the universe.  Now every third little boy is a Zack.  

Most infamous:  Pavlov's Dog?  Demon Life?  Joey?  Ouch!



sometime around 2002 or 2003, I think... I may have once had a cool avatar, not sure anymore... when they switched to Yabb, seems like I lost a limb....
most infamous... I think our most infamous may still be among us!!! He has outlasted them all, that is for sure!
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Reply #43 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:05am
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sirmoonie wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 8:25am:
I wonder how many government agencies monitor the activities on this board.  I get a weird clicking sound on my phone after I post about crack cocaine.



  I hated my demons and the voices, and then I couldn't wait to hear them again... after a while of not eating, bathing and living in a closet, no one else was talking to me anyway!!!
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Reply #44 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:34am
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Jumacfly wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 9:38am:
Now I can see that you' re just 13 years old, but I don t want your ID Wink



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Reply #45 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:37am
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Zack wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 5:46am:
Besides Gazza and Voodoo, what current posters have been here the longest?


We have Kill4Mick, Linda2 aka Ruby, BobM, Irina, Estela from Argentina, moy, Gazza, Jaxx, TomL, Voodoo, Temple (RIP), Respectable Erik, Jacques Lafarge (RIP), Martha my dear, Cindy, Marilyn, Joey and Keith Moon, I'm sure there are more but that German disease (I remember it ends in heimer and starts with Alz) along with the fucking hangover and aftermath don't help to remember those who were with us in the beginning

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Reply #46 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:41am
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so we can plan a Summit to beat all Summits.


Beat'em! Let's beat them all!

Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Reply #47 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:42am
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Reply #48 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:53am
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Jumacfly wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 9:38am:
Now I can see that you' re just 13 years old, but I don t want your ID Wink

I just heard that on my Ipod. Man nothing beats those screaming guitars. You rock!
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Reply #49 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:57am
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I have a question for Gazza or Voodoo that I don't think has ever been asked. How did you guys come up with the name Rocks Off? Just picked a random Stones song or what?
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Reply #50 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 11:35am
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Great to be 13 again......and join all here in this bubble of loonacy.........when I was really 13 this time of year I was in Florida and had just bought Aftermath and was blasting it on my uncles stereo.....still love that album today and cherish the memory
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Reply #51 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 12:14pm
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sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:57am:
I have a question for Gazza or Voodoo that I don't think has ever been asked. How did you guys come up with the name Rocks Off? Just picked a random Stones song or what?


The site is Gerardo's baby, it has to be said, so he can probably answer that best. Jaxx and I just acted as midwives to help bring it into the world.

When Goin' Home combusted in mid-March 1999 (which was more Linda's site than anyone else's), he decided to keep it going under a new name a few days later and asked us to help. Jaxx agreed but I'd had enough and didnt want any more crap to deal with - I remember her trying to persuade me to give it a go a few days later on a cab ride from JFK, about 15 minutes after we'd first met!
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Reply #52 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 12:16pm
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Reply #53 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 12:50pm
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Happy Birthday Rocks Off!!!!! a great name, & the best Stones message board!
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Reply #54 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 1:59pm
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I may have once had a cool avatar, not sure anymore...



I do recall the hot chick dancing-and-showing-underboob gif.  We had a lengthy debate over whether she was Asian or Latina.
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Reply #55 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:07pm
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Thanks to everyone for keeping us going, its great to read the thoughts of fellow stones fans!

Happy Birthday Rocks Off.  You rock!   Let's go get drunk
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Reply #56 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:17pm
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Happy Birthday Rocks off!

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Reply #57 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 3:25pm
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Reply #58 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 4:43pm
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Mick in London, July 14 2011.



Good on Mr. Shuffle!!!! Fuck you Gazza, Will ya?
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Reply #59 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 5:16pm
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mick knows of us!!!

i am so.... verklempt!


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Reply #60 - Jul 15th, 2011 at 8:52pm
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Pdog wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 10:05am:
sirmoonie wrote on Jul 15th, 2011 at 8:25am:
I wonder how many government agencies monitor the activities on this board.  I get a weird clicking sound on my phone after I post about crack cocaine.



 I hated my demons and the voices, and then I couldn't wait to hear them again... after a while of not eating, bathing and living in a closet, no one else was talking to me anyway!!!

Reminds me of something I heard once: "If you really want to know what the cops in the next room are saying about you, smoke some crack."
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Reply #61 - Jul 16th, 2011 at 3:04am
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Ha, Ha, Voodoo! I really don't know what we could be saying. Wish I get get in a time machine and go back to find out. Whilst I'm there, I could get a pair of scissors and tidy my hair up a little... jesus it wasn't good.  Oh no! not you again
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Reply #62 - Jul 16th, 2011 at 6:28am
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it looks like you two were discussing the size of Mick's dick, no?
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Reply #63 - Jul 16th, 2011 at 8:56pm
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'These posts are to be taken seriously.
We've had years honing our posting skills.
We are trained professionals.
I'd like to think you've now come to understand this is not any regular message board you've decided to post upon.
For this is Rocks Off.
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Reply #64 - Jul 16th, 2011 at 9:43pm
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Reply #65 - Jul 16th, 2011 at 10:44pm
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Reply #66 - Jul 18th, 2011 at 8:08am
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13 years of craziness on the farm. Nice work ladies and gents.
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Reply #67 - Jul 18th, 2011 at 11:52am
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Bit late but Congrats. Thanks guys for all you do. Now we need that fucking tour. I have a strange feeling we may have to cross the pond for these 50th aniv shows.
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Reply #68 - Jul 18th, 2011 at 12:29pm
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Thanks to Gerardo, Gazza and Jaxx!
I certainly appreciate your hard work and vast knowledge!
Now, if we could only put Joey in the pillory, a perfect birthday celebration would be complete!
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Reply #69 - Jul 19th, 2011 at 10:19am
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Reply #70 - Jul 19th, 2011 at 11:56am
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Reply #72 - Jul 19th, 2011 at 12:25pm
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Yea I remember in 99 being at the Stones convention in brixton with doug, I also remember one night in a bar in London with Gazza, I still have that tee that was made. Was it William and Chrissie Gazza? was it sleepy little london town? I was fucked up that night. I remember my plane left at 6:30 US time arriving London 6:30 AM. Drinking heavly all the way, getting to downtown at noon and the drinking started again and by the time I made it to the bar it was 9 or so. I left about 2 or 3 in the morning and had one hell of a time finding my hotel. I learned though, now no matter where I am staying I write the address down and keep it in my wallet.

And i remember 06 with that crazy mexican bastard. The worst version of Some girls ever.
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Reply #73 - Jul 19th, 2011 at 5:02pm
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Seemed about 100 years ago...

Happy Birthday ya bastids!  Perverted Mick
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Reply #74 - Jul 19th, 2011 at 7:42pm
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I know I'm late, but Congratulations, guys. The board has now reached the age where it is plucking hairs in weird places, popping zits and blackheads, smoking very poorly rolled joints, and learning what exactly that funny feeling down there is and then practicing a little dance with themselves.

Again, Congratulations on thirteen years of Rocks Off. Let's drink to another thirteen more and thirteen more after that!
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