Lying in a gutter somewhere.

A classic escapade in RO folklore!!!


   

can someone give me the gist of what happened?

Thanks TomL

Oh, yeah... Tele! I had forgotten about him. Probably for the best by all all accounts. Voodoo Pug is another long-lost former member, too. Anyone know where he's at?

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 3:39pm:

sent down to the minors.

Another one of the fake conservative muffploughs, a king/queen of confused internet regurgitation.  But easily the biggest prick that ever posted here.  What a fucking fathead.

i can answer the question of tele's whereabouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETpdsK6AEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

(OK, it's recycled material, but it gets the point across!)

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:41am:

i've seen pictures of gazza with about 3,123,746 people, half of which have been famous or semi famous rock stars.

For the most part we have been able to scrape off the bad posters.

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 11:26am:


LOL...dont know if you chose that one knowing that about ten seconds AFTER that footage ends I CAN actually see myself taking a photo...

Gazza wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:16pm:

Well I thought you were at the show. Of course you were in the shot. You've also been in about 3 Springsteen DVD's too right?

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:26pm:



Well, I was at all three of the shows filmed for Live In Dublin and I was at the Hyde Park one which was released a couple of years back, but its a bit of a stretch to say I'm 'in' the DVD's!

I feel somewhat personally insulted that despite seeing the Stones in eight countries on their last tour and attending almost 10% of the shows they played, they didnt use any of the ones I was at for the 'Biggest Bang' box-set. 

this could very well be the best thread we've seen here since the late 70s. let's take advantage of this opportunity, people.

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm:

don't worry that you don't get it. none do, except joey.

joey decided the "sinking ship" angle wasn't going well, so he started to refer to me as "Carissa", thereby questioning my masculinity. (either that or he has a massive man crush on me, a possibility i haven't ruled out as of yet.) he finds this "Carissa" business funny, despite the fact that the rest of the world didn't really think it was funny to begin with and now finds it boring and stale. nevertheless, i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another six months to a year, especially now, seeing that max is gone and joey has to come up with his own material (see: stealing of sparky, singing gerbil, etc.). in my experience, concerning joey it's best just to smile politely and walk away, remembering to cancel your subscription to the lincoln picayune, drive fast through nebraska with the doors locked and, for god's sake, stay the hell away from the brazen head.

it sure as hell ain't going here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ

Where's his many friends and supporters?  Jesus Neopolitan Christ, he was one of the most popular posters ever in his heydey.

Fair and Balanced - let's all recall the good Telecaster, that brilliant political insight he brought to everything, his love of women (he was RO's Romeo until whole .5-Trojan issue came up), his drunken admissions about his weight problems, the Bertinelli SlimFast deal he did, etc.

Why can't we remember him as he was?

"  i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another .............................. "

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004.  Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names.  Welcome him back.  America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina,  Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

we welcome all

Some Guy wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am:

The fuck we do.  Seen any negroes around here ever?  This is the home of Chapter 7/13 pseudo-conservative water blowing twits who boaged out on the Scunthorpe run.  You're more likely to see a thread dedicated to Jerry Falwell, or tacitly hoping MoMo Quad defeats the U.S. than anything regarding afro-sheen.  You can find threads here defending seditious, federally convicted Zionist traitors before you'd find a thread on Huckle the Cat.  Where's the outrage?

It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make a bit of fucking difference!

Yea Joey, bring back our baby.

Moonie is right, we suck... where is the all star posting? Are we left with just him and starbuck... step it up people, post like Keith Richards is reading this, and for fucks sake... give your support to the poster and grifter known as Telecaster...

I'd rather have glencar back.

"  bring back our baby. "


!!!!!!!!!

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

no dine and dash involved.

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:01pm:


Twenty minutes late to work? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests. Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts. Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive. Look ready to go publicly spastic. Again, "verge of tears" helps. Fear is a great motivating factor in avoiding responsibility. Any more tips needed, please pm me

" no dine and dash involved . "


!!

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

Que donde esta aqui?  Consuelo?  Piso.  Piso mojado.  Cuidado.

I heard you guys did a number on him.  Like some secret fucking meeting  to discuss the situation, all closed doors, power chamber type stuff, then a plan was hatched, and glencar was accosted at the supermarket and dragged out into the alley and got the living piss slapped out of him, like Peter Lorre circa 1940.  Then you all began to retch and vomit when it became apparent he liked the abuse.  Tables were turned.  A moment in time, marked with shame.

Are you sure that isn't how this all went down?  My sources are the fucking best, man.  They know this stuff.

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:10pm:


Keep hoping hophead.  I got my unexpected, beautiful audience over the years.

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm:

I peed a little

"  ...  understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know.  "






********** { Young Joey now laughing so hard he has just soiled himself } **************



" God I love this board Ronnie !!!!!! "



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