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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #50 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:11pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #51 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm: Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am: I'd rather have glencar back. What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down? no dine and dash involved.
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #53 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 3:45pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:01pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004. Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names. Welcome him back. America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina, Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

we welcome all

The fuck we do. Seen any negroes around here ever? This is the home of Chapter 7/13 pseudo-conservative water blowing twits who boaged out on the Scunthorpe run. You're more likely to see a thread dedicated to Jerry Falwell, or tacitly hoping MoMo Quad defeats the U.S. than anything regarding afro-sheen. You can find threads here defending seditious, federally convicted Zionist traitors before you'd find a thread on Huckle the Cat. Where's the outrage?

It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make a bit of fucking difference!

Twenty minutes late to work? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests. Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts. Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive. Look ready to go publicly spastic. Again, "verge of tears" helps. Fear is a great motivating factor in avoiding responsibility. Any more tips needed, please pm me

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #54 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 4:50pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 12^th, 2011 at 12:00am:

i can answer the question of tele's whereabouts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETpdsK6AEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

(OK, it's recycled material, but it gets the point across!)

LMAO. I'm having a flashback of the entire episode as we speak.

TomL, you are a shit stirrer extraordinaire...lol...

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #55 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 5:46pm " no dine and dash involved . " !!
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #56 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 5:47pm " I'd rather have glencar back " !!!!!!!
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #57 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Que donde esta aqui? Consuelo? Piso. Piso mojado. Cuidado.

I heard you guys did a number on him. Like some secret fucking meeting to discuss the situation, all closed doors, power chamber type stuff, then a plan was hatched, and glencar was accosted at the supermarket and dragged out into the alley and got the living piss slapped out of him, like Peter Lorre circa 1940. Then you all began to retch and vomit when it became apparent he liked the abuse. Tables were turned. A moment in time, marked with shame.

Are you sure that isn't how this all went down? My sources are the fucking best, man. They know this stuff.

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #58 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:10pm

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Que donde esta aqui? Consuelo? Piso. Piso mojado. Cuidado.

I heard you guys did a number on him. Like some secret fucking meeting to discuss the situation, all closed doors, power chamber type stuff, then a plan was hatched, and glencar was accosted at the supermarket and dragged out into the alley and got the living piss slapped out of him, like Peter Lorre circa 1940. Then you all began to retch and vomit when it became apparent he liked the abuse. Tables were turned. A moment in time, marked with shame.

Are you sure that isn't how this all went down? My sources are the fucking best, man. They know this stuff.

Moonie...I'm sure that at some point one of your posts might possibly make the tiniest bit of sense..........I'm just hoping that it's in this millenium. Have you no fucking shame?

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #59 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:56pm

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 9:10pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 1:13pm:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am:

I'd rather have glencar back.

What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?

no dine and dash involved.

Que donde esta aqui? Consuelo? Piso. Piso mojado. Cuidado.

I heard you guys did a number on him. Like some secret fucking meeting to discuss the situation, all closed doors, power chamber type stuff, then a plan was hatched, and glencar was accosted at the supermarket and dragged out into the alley and got the living piss slapped out of him, like Peter Lorre circa 1940. Then you all began to retch and vomit when it became apparent he liked the abuse. Tables were turned. A moment in time, marked with shame.

Are you sure that isn't how this all went down? My sources are the fucking best, man. They know this stuff.

Moonie...I'm sure that at some point one of your posts might possibly make the tiniest bit of sense..........I'm just hoping that it's in this millenium. Have you no fucking shame?

Keep hoping hophead. I got my unexpected, beautiful audience over the years.

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #60 - Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm

moonpie

i understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaOa4Hqk1Q

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #61 - Jul 20^th, 2011 at 6:22pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm:

moonpie

i understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaOa4Hqk1Q

I peed a little

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #62 - Jul 20^th, 2011 at 6:54pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 20^th, 2011 at 2:29pm:

moonpie

i understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaOa4Hqk1Q

You are very talented. But I'm more confused than ever. I heard he got the snot smacked out of him, someone even made him chew on his socks. Heard this from like 5 different reliable sources. He was totally humiliated, but seemed to enjoy it in some perverse way. Especially the sock thing, masticating away on it as if it was Gorton's of Gloucester haddock.

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #63 - Jul 21^st, 2011 at 6:26pm

" ... understand you're confused about the glencar departure, correct? well i went ahead and made this educational video which, in the end, will help you to understand the situation more clearly. if you have any questions, let me know. "

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Still at Morton's waiting for a cab? Making drinks in LJ's room at the Chicago Hilton? Still trying to get Meg her 60 dollars back? Eating a corned beef at the Irish pub? All of the above. « Created by: TomL on: Jul 11^th, 2011 at 8:21am »