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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #25 - Jul 13^th, 2011 at 12:37pm

this could very well be the best thread we've seen here since the late 70s. let's take advantage of this opportunity, people.

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #26 - Jul 13^th, 2011 at 1:30pm

" this could very well be the best thread we've seen here since the late 70s. let's take advantage of this opportunity, people. "

< ------- Well said , ...... B - B - Bucky ( " Carissa " ) :

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Oh , Little Buddy ( Little Fiji ..... oh , Lil' Fijikins ) You BAD !!!!!!!!!!

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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #27 - Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #29 - Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:22am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm:

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

don't worry that you don't get it. none do, except joey.

joey decided the "sinking ship" angle wasn't going well, so he started to refer to me as "Carissa", thereby questioning my masculinity. (either that or he has a massive man crush on me, a possibility i haven't ruled out as of yet.) he finds this "Carissa" business funny, despite the fact that the rest of the world didn't really think it was funny to begin with and now finds it boring and stale. nevertheless, i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another six months to a year, especially now, seeing that max is gone and joey has to come up with his own material (see: stealing of sparky, singing gerbil, etc.). in my experience, concerning joey it's best just to smile politely and walk away, remembering to cancel your subscription to the lincoln picayune, drive fast through nebraska with the doors locked and, for god's sake, stay the hell away from the brazen head.

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #30 - Jul 14^th, 2011 at 9:37pm

Starbuck wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 10:22am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 13^th, 2011 at 5:51pm:

I don't get the whole "Carissa" angle.

don't worry that you don't get it. none do, except joey.

joey decided the "sinking ship" angle wasn't going well, so he started to refer to me as "Carissa", thereby questioning my masculinity. (either that or he has a massive man crush on me, a possibility i haven't ruled out as of yet.) he finds this "Carissa" business funny, despite the fact that the rest of the world didn't really think it was funny to begin with and now finds it boring and stale. nevertheless, i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another six months to a year, especially now, seeing that max is gone and joey has to come up with his own material (see: stealing of sparky, singing gerbil, etc.). in my experience, concerning joey it's best just to smile politely and walk away, remembering to cancel your subscription to the lincoln picayune, drive fast through nebraska with the doors locked and, for god's sake, stay the hell away from the brazen head.

Is this headed here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8?

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #31 - Jul 14^th, 2011 at 11:52pm

it sure as hell ain't going here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUdWApwbudQ

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #32 - Jul 15^th, 2011 at 11:08pm Wherever he is, I'll bet there are a lot of empty Chef Boyardee and Starkist cans lying around the sink area.
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #33 - Jul 16^th, 2011 at 9:11pm

Where's his many friends and supporters? Jesus Neopolitan Christ, he was one of the most popular posters ever in his heydey.

Fair and Balanced - let's all recall the good Telecaster, that brilliant political insight he brought to everything, his love of women (he was RO's Romeo until whole .5-Trojan issue came up), his drunken admissions about his weight problems, the Bertinelli SlimFast deal he did, etc.

Why can't we remember him as he was?

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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #34 - Jul 17^th, 2011 at 12:46am I'm fucking serious. Why can't y'alls speak up about that time he admitted he got "harpooned" in college? The tears were practically dripping off his post. Telecaster had a sensitive side that I think no one wants to acknowledge.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,651 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #35 - Jul 17^th, 2011 at 7:16pm " i will continue to be "Carissa" for at least another .............................. "
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #36 - Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #37 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004. Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names. Welcome him back. America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina, Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

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stonedinaustralia Rocks Off Regular Offline wake up crackers or we all through!! Posts: 859	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #38 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 3:51am He resembled G.W.Bush but wasn't as smart as he looked.
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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #39 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004. Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names. Welcome him back. America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina, Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

we welcome all

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Re: Where is Tele?
Reply #40 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 5:36pm

" This "Carissa" thing is puzzling. "

Some Guy ............................

If a man wishes to be called " Carissa " then we , as decent and law - abiding members of society , must respect our brother Bucky's wishes :

B- Bucky ( " Carissa " ) ?! . !!! :

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***** { Young Joey literally BUSTS out laughing } ******

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. FLY !

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Reply #41 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 10:01pm

Some Guy wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 6:46am:

sirmoonie wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 12:26am:

Some Guy wrote on Jul 17^th, 2011 at 9:19pm:

This "Carissa" thing is puzzling.

No less puzzling than the mysterious absence of his friends who wanted to do that "scene" with him in 2004. Check the archives. Deviant stuff even by our syandards.

Look, this is a thread for his re-entry after years of lurking under two names. Welcome him back. America can forgive damn near anything, Germans, Quadaffi, Mombassina, Clemens, Three Mile Island, O'Bamm, Scoots Libby, Jane Fonda, Tubman Beecher Stowe, etc.

we welcome all

The fuck we do. Seen any negroes around here ever? This is the home of Chapter 7/13 pseudo-conservative water blowing twits who boaged out on the Scunthorpe run. You're more likely to see a thread dedicated to Jerry Falwell, or tacitly hoping MoMo Quad defeats the U.S. than anything regarding afro-sheen. You can find threads here defending seditious, federally convicted Zionist traitors before you'd find a thread on Huckle the Cat. Where's the outrage?

It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make a bit of fucking difference!

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Love Child Rocks Off Regular Offline No...please...not you again! Posts: 186 BFE Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #42 - Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting.
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #43 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 6:36am Yea Joey, bring back our baby.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #44 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:02am Love Child wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm: Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting. new material alert.
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Pdog Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 6,130 aTx Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #45 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:35am Moonie is right, we suck... where is the all star posting? Are we left with just him and starbuck... step it up people, post like Keith Richards is reading this, and for fucks sake... give your support to the poster and grifter known as Telecaster...
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #46 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:52am Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 7:02am: Love Child wrote on Jul 18^th, 2011 at 11:31pm: Joey, wouldya friggin' stop with the marquee tag already. It's Old, love. You can do something much more new and exciting. new material alert. That'll be the day.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,081 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #47 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am I'd rather have glencar back.
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sirmoonie Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 3,479 Gender:	Re: Where is Tele? Reply #48 - Jul 19^th, 2011 at 12:27pm Some Guy wrote on Jul 19^th, 2011 at 11:55am: I'd rather have glencar back. What did you guys do to glencar? All upside his head? Did he start crying? When did this go down?
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Still at Morton's waiting for a cab? Making drinks in LJ's room at the Chicago Hilton? Still trying to get Meg her 60 dollars back? Eating a corned beef at the Irish pub? All of the above. « Created by: TomL on: Jul 11^th, 2011 at 8:21am »