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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 6:33am Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Enjoy your weekend! I am sure you are cooking up spmething good!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #1 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 6:49am Happy Birthday !
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Heart Of Stone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules Posts: 4,001 Charlottetown Prince Edward Is Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #2 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 6:52am Happy Birthday!
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Winter Tour Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 96 Lyon, France Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #3 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 7:01am Have a nice B.day !
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LanternHigh Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,434 Italy Gender:	Happy birthday Nelcote!! Reply #4 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 7:27am Happy a stonecy Birthday!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #5 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 8:57am Have a wicked pissah Birthday Nellie!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote!
Reply #6 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 9:34am

Happy Birthday

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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #7 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 10:07am Have a SUPER birthday, Nellcote! Man, where has this year gone?? Seems like we just wished you a HB...
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #8 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 11:42am Happy Birthday!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote!
Reply #9 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 11:58am

For my baby Nellie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #10 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 3:01pm Nellcote!!! Happy birthday my friend Hope one day we smoke the same you're smoking here and then rock with this guy together HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #11 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 3:53pm Happy Birthday Nellie!
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #12 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 3:54pm Have a great day, Nellie!
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eric Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 143	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #13 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 5:19pm Happy birthday Nellcote. Many good memories I have thanks to you. Take care.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #14 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 5:42pm Happy Happy Birthday Nellcote !!!!!!!!!! First Glass of Hess Estate is for YOU tonight !!!!! www.HessCollection.com
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #15 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 7:12pm Happy Birthday Nellie!!! I have a feeling we ran into each other on July 4, 1978 at Rich Stadium. Had to. xoxo LJ
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #16 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 8:47pm Happy Birthday, Nellie!!
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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Offline The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 6,342 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #17 - Jul 2^nd, 2011 at 11:41pm A very Happy Birthday Nellcote!! Best wishes in the next year!!!
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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #18 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 3:44am Happy Birthday, Nellcote
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Stewed n Keefed Rocks Off Regular Offline Please don't judge me too harshly Posts: 1,475 Kent,England. Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #19 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 4:01am Happy Birthday
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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #20 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 10:12am Thanks to all-had a Wicked Pissah day!
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #21 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 10:22am Sorry I'm late Nellie...hope you had a great day!.....keep rocking!!
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #22 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 12:59pm Happy Birthday, Nelly!
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AngieBlue Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 792 Gender:	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #23 - Jul 3^rd, 2011 at 2:09pm Sorry I'm late.... Happy Birthday! It's the weekend - make it a two day event!
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Irina Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 4,350	Re: Happy Birthday, Nellcote! Reply #24 - Jul 4^th, 2011 at 8:50am Happy Birthday to You
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