Happy Birthday America. I could never stay mad at you
I don't care how dysfuntional you are.
Come here gimme a hug..oops feels like you
gained  a little weight...


Hello "Rocks Off" good health to you.

let me give you an advanced tutorial in  fireworks sales.
The American consumer has an large appetite
and this time of year their wallets are feeling mighty peckish.
the best things in life are
making money.
The trick is not complicated. First find a whole seller
not as astute as you.
Number two. How to recognize your customer
and who you are dealing with.
Its an exercise in psychology.
Now some consumers may find you course and vulgar
like I do, but don’t let  that stop you.


Shall we start off with a song?...yes ofcourse more intercourse is needed

One of America's great national pastimes
Is drinking a Coke
Taking a smoke
Telling a joke
One of America's great national pastimes
Is playing ball

Taking it all
And thinking so small
One of America's great national pastimes
Is chocolate fudge
Carrying a grudge
Bribing a judge

One of America's great national pastimes
Is poisoning rain
Acting insane
Inflicting pain
One of America's great national pastimes
Is the worship of greed

Planting her seeds
Taking more than she needs
One of America's great national pastime
Is cutting the grass
Grabbing some ass
Living too fast

But the great taste of
coke has refreshed players
The hot and tired
The weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has
refreshed players
The hot and tired
The weary and the sore,

Hello Edith Grove good to hear from you
safe holiday  my friend , and to you too


Follow the  hat.

"Naw that's not the way it swings, man. Naw-man stick to singing"

"Sure I'll  teach you  Mick.

Chuck: Have you ever sucker punched keith?
M: No not recently  who else have you sucker punched?
C: there’s been many.


Do you think you can teach me to play left handed upside down gitar?

I got nasty habits I take tea at three.



don't you think there's a place for you in between the shits or rather sheets


and when she strips the chauffer flips

Hi  Bitch

Hello world greetings peoples, heading  right smack  into
4th July weekend , hot much?


good health to you ..feel good?
LETS ROCK!

( I don't know who wrote this next passage)

"Look at the work people do to get to the ocean.
They'll fight the traffic and the heat and the parking
and the hot sand. Trying to get through the waves,
and the ironic thing is the ocean doesn't even
want us in there. That's what surfing is.
Surfing is the ocean throwing us
out of itself, you see?
We keep trying to paddle in,
the ocean's saying, "No you don’t”
The health of the world's oceans is declining much faster
than originally thought —
under siege from pollution, overfishing and other
man-made problems all at once — scientists say in a new report.
The mix of interacting ingredients is in place for a mass extinction
in the world's oceans,
said a report by a top panel of scientists .
Things seem to be
going wrong on several different levels," said Carl Lundin,
director of global marine
programs at the International Union for Conservation of Nature,
which helped produce
the report with the International Programme on the
State of the Ocean. The conclusions
follow an international meeting this spring in England
to discuss the fate of the world's oceans"

This looks like an historic year in our fisheries,
in large part because of the tremendous runoff in 2011
and resulting spawns, and smelly bordello ponds
but also because of the widespread deep snowpack
in the high country we haven’t experienced since at least
Before last when the flying fish frozen in mid flight 1993.








For starters we have reports
from the kola peninsula of 69 rock n roll groupie groupers
sadly only A bevy of anal anchovy
still remain, plus the usual suspects.
73 Horny Halibuts,
close to 100 pimping clams a few crab feeders
three teenage titty trout tootsie rollers sitting around
by the swimming pool 77 serious lurking lusty lumps ,
that means 4 are
Gonna have to report for hang bait duty for older rainbow trout .
Reports from near Holly Harbor last night
on a fishing enthusiast site someone
logged in “And when she strips all the stripes salute her!
Bone Smoking Barracuda Bonefish abound”  
The Trout rods are out about 39  mighty Minnows   didn’t even see it coming,

but the Nymphs fly she saw him coming.



an email quote “ Jesusmothermaryofgod
7 pusssy smacking holly mackerels spotted ”
There has been a sighting of 2 dozen stray cat fish
watering the lawn but those damn slutty sardines
feeding on the residue.
Happy to report NO blowfish yet,
But the nets are out reports from Chesapeake Bay
the Sunfish Doin' it Dogfish style with BLACKSWALLOWER
and 34 Betta butt Basking after a nibble with
the Unshaved octopuses, clean up crew
is on the way. Stay clear of that mess.
everybody slowing down to take a look


Reports comming in from
Semen brothel sperm whale bank
paying lots of interest to large despots, penalty for early
with draw. keep your handy credit card ready  
"Fishcate" is checking infrom
CORONADO ISLAND  
IN SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA  she spotted
a succulent, seductive cum gulper

Back to the end of the Fish Report  
Marina Dey Dildo 12 Venice anglers
11 Pusssysmelling Smelt Lovesicko's washed up
on the Venice boardwalk near the Orgy Porgy Bait shop .
Now for the fish 16 howdy do dahs two naws
7 rectal lobster lobotomies
a cackle of cod near shovel noise sturgeon
2 bone eaters and 3 of your beef puppets
a hardcod one dicklebackStickleback getting
it on shouting “Tie 'em up Tuna”
like it was nothing.

Sufers and  swimmers spotted Mick the straycatfish
hanging out with them sting rays
Spreading them Sprat near the pike
There’s a long ling line to get on that ride.

Thats it for the fish report .

Copsnrobbers wrote on Jun 30^th, 2011 at 5:32pm:


Believe it or not, but I got that "Ramparts" magazine with all these pictures in it, of the '69 tour, it was a guy by the name of Lydon who wrote the report, I believe I scanned some of these pictures from the magazine.

I said baby early in the morning I need some satisfaction from you

We're gonna do one more then we gotta go"

Everywhere I hear sound  of marching charging feet

Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street ,boy!



Hey I think the time is right for a palace revolution
but what  kind a poor  boy do?!











Safe Holiday "Rocks Off"

waiter check plese.