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I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:21am

Hello Me Stonesian Kin ........................

Last Evening , whilst we were preparing a lovely Saturday Night Steak Dinner , my girlfriend decided to play the Voodoo Lounge CD ( .. a nice selection BTW ) .

Unfortunately , as I was chopping up the mushrooms ( the kind you buy in the supermarket ) , I accidentally cut my left index finger ( ... a fairly deep gash ) . No stitches were needed but blood starting flowing all over the kitchen counter so I rushed into the bathroom to rinse the wound and wrap a washcloth around the cut . It was then that I heard my girlfriend ' SHRIEK ' so I ran back into the kitchen to see what was going on ....... she saw me and immediately brayed , " Your blood is moving !!!!! "

" What ?! .. !!!! " .. I exclaimed !!!! ...... " Are you HIGH ?!!!! " , I stated .

However , as I peered down closer at the spilt blood on the kitchen counter , I noticed that it was indeed moving .......... Upon closer reflection I observed that the red blood cells inside the capillaries were swaying back and forth to the beat of the track " I Got A Brand New Car " .

You see me Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ...... it is in me blood !!!!! *** THE STONES !!! ***

I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!

" Hit Me RonnieCakes ! "

O'kins ! ™

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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #1 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:06am

SWEETHEARTS TOGETHER, cooking dinner, damn those mushrooms have a MEAN DISPOSITION. Joey, in hopes that SPARKS WILL FLY after his delicious meal, is sensing that LOVE IS STRONG with him and his lady.

Joey then says to his girl, "BABY BREAK IT DOWN, what do you dig about me?" She says, "THRU AND THRU, I GO WILD with you." Joey smiles upon hearing this, he wants to cry tears of joy, but those bloodshot eyes are OUT OF TEARS.

At night when the MOON IS UP and NEW FACES gaze into each others eyes, he can't believe THE WORST thing is going to happen. BLINDED BY RAINBOWS, he cuts his finger. Not to worry, his love is there to SUCK ON THE JUGULAR. She smiled sweetly and said, baby "YOU GOT ME ROCKING!"

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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content ) Reply #2 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:08am LOOKOUT ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV18scOsX54
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content ) Reply #3 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 2:33pm Edith Grove wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 11:08am: LOOKOUT ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV18scOsX54 That'll make your blood move a lot better than Voodoo Lounge will.
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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #5 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:23pm

" That'll make your blood move a lot better than Voodoo Lounge will. "

S.C.L . .................

I do not know how to play guitar but is the following statement true ? :

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" the guitarists...you should bash the shit out of the low E-string when you play that, but instead they are playing the E-chord on the beat as if they are afraid of rocking... "

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content ) Reply #6 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:28pm " is maxlugars finger ok ? " * " ? " *
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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #8 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:25pm

" SWEETHEARTS TOGETHER, cooking dinner, damn those mushrooms have a MEAN DISPOSITION. Joey, in hopes that SPARKS WILL FLY after his delicious meal, is sensing that LOVE IS STRONG with him and his lady.

Joey then says to his girl, "BABY BREAK IT DOWN, what do you dig about me?" She says, "THRU AND THRU, I GO WILD with you." Joey smiles upon hearing this, he wants to cry tears of joy, but those bloodshot eyes are OUT OF TEARS.

At night when the MOON IS UP and NEW FACES gaze into each others eyes, he can't believe THE WORST thing is going to happen. BLINDED BY RAINBOWS, he cuts his finger. Not to worry, his love is there to SUCK ON THE JUGULAR. She smiled sweetly and said, baby "YOU GOT ME ROCKING ! "

Bingo ..................

You make Joey smile .

Oh , .... and your Avatar STILL looks Stoned !!!!!

JACKY ! ™

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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #9 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:27pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:21am:

Hello Me Stonesian Kin ........................

Last Evening , whilst we were preparing a lovely Saturday Night Steak Dinner , my girlfriend decided to play the Voodoo Lounge CD ( .. a nice selection BTW ) .

Unfortunately , as I was chopping up the mushrooms ( the kind you buy in the supermarket ) , I accidentally cut my left index finger ( ... a fairly deep gash ) . No stitches were needed but blood starting flowing all over the kitchen counter so I rushed into the bathroom to rinse the wound and wrap a washcloth around the cut . It was then that I heard my girlfriend ' SHRIEK ' so I ran back into the kitchen to see what was going on ....... she saw me and immediately brayed , " Your blood is moving !!!!! "

" What ?! .. !!!! " .. I exclaimed !!!! ...... " Are you HIGH ?!!!! " , I stated .

However , as I peered down closer at the spilt blood on the kitchen counter , I noticed that it was indeed moving .......... Upon closer reflection I observed that the red blood cells inside the capillaries were swaying back and forth to the beat of the track " I Got A Brand New Car " .

You see me Stonesian Brothers & Sisters ...... it is in me blood !!!!! *** THE STONES !!! ***

I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!

" Hit Me RonnieCakes ! "

O'kins ! ™

Best Joey Ever.

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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #10 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:31pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 6:23pm:

" That'll make your blood move a lot better than Voodoo Lounge will. "

S.C.L . .................

I do not know how to play guitar but is the following statement true ? :

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" the guitarists...you should bash the shit out of the low E-string when you play that, but instead they are playing the E-chord on the beat as if they are afraid of rocking... "

I don't play guitar either Joey. So you know what I do. I turn up to ten and let that sucker blast. That was clever

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Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content )
Reply #11 - Aug 29^th, 2010 at 10:41pm

Joey wrote on Aug 29^th, 2010 at 7:28pm:

" Best Joey Ever . "

God Gave me a gift Some Guy .............

.... and then he gave me your sweet sweet love !!!!

O'kins ! ™

get a room, homos.

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: I Cut Me Finger !!! ( Massive Stones Content ) Reply #15 - Aug 31^st, 2010 at 5:57pm " So you know what I do. I turn up to ten and let that sucker blast. " My 'Nizzle !!!!!!!
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