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Mick Jagger Says Stones May Retire In 2014
Jul 22nd, 2010 at 11:29am
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Mick Jagger Says The Rolling Stones May Retire In 2014

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Topics: Rolling Stones, Keith Richards, Mick Jagger
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/jagger.cfm?headline=s4i79245

The guitar that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards used when they wrote their hit song "Honky Tonk Woman." SOHO, England - Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones since back when the Mediterranean Sea was known as the Mediterranean Creek says that he and his fellow Rolling Stone band mates will probably retire in 2014.

Jagger, who is 66, said that in 2014, he will be 70. He smiled, took a drink of his Tequila Slammer, and said that he does not want to be performing up on the stage holding on to a walker.

The Mick added that he feels that he has enough money to spend his time living comfortably or even extremely lavishly for that matter.

He noted that he has just about bonked all of the women he wanted and some that he didn't want, but what the heck favors work both ways sometimes he remarked ever so slyly.

When asked what his favorite all-time Rolling Stones song is he paused for a few moments and then answered that it was "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction."

Jagger said that when he wrote it, it was very true but now, when he sings it, he kinda, sorta feels as if he's lying.

He did say that after he retires he would like to open up a hair salon so that he can still be around the fine looking gals that he remembers being around (and in) 30 years ago.

Mick is currently writing his autobiography which is tentatively titled, "Yes Mates, It's True, Wild Horses Have Finally Succeeded in Driving Me Arse Away."

SIDENOTE: Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards, who is also 66, has said that he does not plan on retiring and he will probably either form his own band or else join Pixie Lott's band, since he heard from Elton John that Pixie has a hell of a crush on him (Keith not Elton - Elton is gay).

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Reply #1 - Jul 22nd, 2010 at 11:54am
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Aren't they already retired? Interesting stuff Ronnie!
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Reply #2 - Jul 22nd, 2010 at 12:09pm
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God!!! the stories that people come up with! you made a grown man cry
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And I Undecided read the hole thin! Blank Frigging Stare War horses couldn't drag me away Shut the fuck up now
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Reply #4 - Jul 23rd, 2010 at 1:21am
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One step at a time. I really don't want to think of the pessimistic stuff.
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I know it's from "The Spoof"...but that article reads worse than Jay Leno's hackiest writers!!!

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Reply #6 - Jul 23rd, 2010 at 3:48pm
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hell Ive got them retiring well before that anyway..so Id be happy if 2014 was it.......long as they actually do something between now and then
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Reply #7 - Jul 23rd, 2010 at 5:22pm
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gimmekeef wrote on Jul 23rd, 2010 at 3:48pm:
hell Ive got them retiring well before that anyway..so Id be happy if 2014 was it.......long as they actually do something between now and then

Yes,it would help to have something to retire from. War horses couldn't drag me away
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Reply #8 - Jul 26th, 2010 at 1:02pm
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There's that word "may" again. Yeah right Mick whatever.
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Just pulled this old one back for kicks!!
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Just pulled this old one back for kicks!!


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we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
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we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.


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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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Reply #13 - Jan 9th, 2013 at 9:56am
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I thought that they had already done theirs retirement.. long ago..
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I bet he will still be making music at 70, just not tours, maybe a guest spot here and then but no major tours again.
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He got me. That was clever
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“What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there,” he says. “All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.” - Keef
 
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I bet he will still be making music at 70, just not tours, maybe a guest spot here and then but no major tours again.

there he is!
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Thats some story! Let's go get drunk
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