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Reply #25 - Jul 6th, 2010 at 5:45pm
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Congrats, Riffy.

Hopefully for your sake Obama isnt the only thing that you think 'sucks' !
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Reply #26 - Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:48pm
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Congratulations on your marriage to Holly! She's a sweet girl, nice, smart and cute. You two make a nice couple! So dont forget the number one rule of staying married: once the sex goes, the marriage follows. Keep it up Riffy and you'll stay married for a long long time!  OK thats my 2 cents worth of advice. Some people say dont go to bed mad, I say its ok to go to bed mad as long as you have sex you wont care what you were mad about anymore.

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Reply #27 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 4:49am
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Bitch wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:48pm:
Some people say dont go to bed mad


That's some good advice there!

Here's a bit more along those lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-1ehDZv6JQ
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Reply #28 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:07am
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This sounds like a win for Riffy which in turn is a win for America.
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Reply #29 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:54am
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Thank you all for the congrats! Yes, SG, a win for Riffy is a win for America! Holly is indeed a great woman, and she has decided to make my life that much fuller.


Oh, and Pdog? You need to lighten way up. The post was a spot on reflection of what I witnessed first hand from my honeymoon in Jamaica. There was zero racism in the post. Racial subject matter? Sure, but only because it was blatantly in-your-face about white people trying desperately to act less white than they actually were. I made it very clear that the Jamaican people were some of the friendliest people that I have ever met, and I would go back to Jamaica on a monthly basis if I could.


As for Obama sucking with razor sharp teeth? Well, if the truth hurts, so be it. He's the worst president in my lifetime, and it's not even close. He is single handedly destroying the economy and the job market. Anyone from any Ivy League school that tries to convince you otherwise is either a straight up fool, a liar, or both. I told you he would suck. He sucks. I was right. You were wrong. Deal with it. The political portion of my original post was more of a joke than anything else anyway. It's all true, mind you, but it was meant as a joke.


So, you know, lighten up Francis.



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Reply #30 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 12:43pm
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Reply #31 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 12:58pm
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So you've married Hef's ex?  Congrats Riffy!  I wish you all the best!

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Reply #32 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 5:04pm
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 10:02am:
Congratulations Riffy!!

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Riffhard wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:03am:
It's official-I am married!....PS-He sucks, no?


LOL I cannot tell you what I thought when I read the subject title...  Perverted Mick

Glad you married a woman

Ouch! Oh no! not you again




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Reply #33 - Jul 7th, 2010 at 6:06pm
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Riffhard wrote on Jul 7th, 2010 at 11:54am:
Thank you all for the congrats! Yes, SG, a win for Riffy is a win for America! Holly is indeed a great woman, and she has decided to make my life that much fuller.


Oh, and Pdog? You need to lighten way up. The post was a spot on reflection of what I witnessed first hand from my honeymoon in Jamaica. There was zero racism in the post. Racial subject matter? Sure, but only because it was blatantly in-your-face about white people trying desperately to act less white than they actually were. I made it very clear that the Jamaican people were some of the friendliest people that I have ever met, and I would go back to Jamaica on a monthly basis if I could.


As for Obama sucking with razor sharp teeth? Well, if the truth hurts, so be it. He's the worst president in my lifetime, and it's not even close. He is single handedly destroying the economy and the job market. Anyone from any Ivy League school that tries to convince you otherwise is either a straight up fool, a liar, or both. I told you he would suck. He sucks. I was right. You were wrong. Deal with it. The political portion of my original post was more of a joke than anything else anyway. It's all true, mind you, but it was meant as a joke.


So, you know, lighten up Francis.



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ha! you just got married and still need to bitch about Obama... not me that us uptight... becuase i never said you were racist or making racist comments... maybe your just not a real good reading and comprehender... i did ask you why you talked so much about race and why with what seems like a great moment for you, you need to mention politics, but that's a rhetorical question... we all know you have some unresolved personaslity issues, and you have to say these things everytime you post...
FYI... eek-a-mouse is not roots reggae, and the jamaicans that work at sandals, sell weed to everyone, you're not the special white person you think you are... you might be the guy who works at the papaer company in scranton...
if you know the show and character, then you'll know how much your post sounded like him... kinda funny, b/c he thought he was a special white guy too...

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Reply #34 - Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am
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Pdog you do need to mellow the €%#! out. Riffy just found someone crazy enough to marry him and you are pissing all over his parade.

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Reply #35 - Jul 8th, 2010 at 5:54am
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Riffhard wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 at 1:03am:
Holly, and I, got a real belly laugh out of watching folks from Nebraska trying with all their might to act Jamaican.
You saw my or Joey's friends?  Did you get some names by chance?

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Starbuck wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am:
Pdog you do need to mellow the €%#! out. Riffy just found someone crazy enough to marry him and you are pissing all over his parade.




I made him complain about the people he was around and how much he hates Obama... that is called self generated piss on his own parade... he could stopped at, i got married, she is great, we went to jamaica and it was great... so, you need to STFU... I'm on topic!
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Reply #37 - Jul 8th, 2010 at 11:30am
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Pdog wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 7:36am:
Starbuck wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am:
Pdog you do need to mellow the €%#! out. Riffy just found someone crazy enough to marry him and you are pissing all over his parade.




I made him complain about the people he was around and how much he hates Obama... that is called self generated piss on his own parade... he could stopped at, i got married, she is great, we went to jamaica and it was great... so, you need to STFU... I'm on topic!




LOL! Dude, are you thick or something?! When did I complain about the people I was around? I just made an observation based upon my own first hand experience. I wasn't making any judgement call on any of these people, other than what I stated. We thoroughly enjoyed Jamaica, the Jamaican people, and the people that we partied with at the resort. It was a comical social commentary, and nothing more. It also happens to be 100% true.


Oh, and by the way, I also never said that ganja could not be had at Sandals. I said that the ganja factor was far less in your face at the resort. That's true. I never claimed that it could not be found there. You are just one uptight guy, with a penchant for finding an argument where none exists. I think that most clear thinking people knew that my post was meant to be a funny take on some people trying very hard to be less white than they actually are when surrounded by some very cool Jamaicans. Hell, Richard Pryor made an entire career out of making that exact same point. Yet you seem to be looking for a reason to start shit with me. Here's an idea-don't read my posts!


Oh, and Obama does suck, but that bit was also meant as a joke as most people here already know my position on that clueless fuck. You really need to lighten up!



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Reply #38 - Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:42pm
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Riffhard wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 11:30am:
Pdog wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 7:36am:
Starbuck wrote on Jul 8th, 2010 at 1:03am:
Pdog you do need to mellow the €%#! out. Riffy just found someone crazy enough to marry him and you are pissing all over his parade.




I made him complain about the people he was around and how much he hates Obama... that is called self generated piss on his own parade... he could stopped at, i got married, she is great, we went to jamaica and it was great... so, you need to STFU... I'm on topic!




LOL! Dude, are you thick or something?! When did I complain about the people I was around? I just made an observation based upon my own first hand experience. I wasn't making any judgement call on any of these people, other than what I stated. We thoroughly enjoyed Jamaica, the Jamaican people, and the people that we partied with at the resort. It was a comical social commentary, and nothing more. It also happens to be 100% true.


Oh, and by the way, I also never said that ganja could not be had at Sandals. I said that the ganja factor was far less in your face at the resort. That's true. I never claimed that it could not be found there. You are just one uptight guy, with a penchant for finding an argument where none exists. I think that most clear thinking people knew that my post was meant to be a funny take on some people trying very hard to be less white than they actually are when surrounded by some very cool Jamaicans. Hell, Richard Pryor made an entire career out of making that exact same point. Yet you seem to be looking for a reason to start shit with me. Here's an idea-don't read my posts!


Oh, and Obama does suck, but that bit was also meant as a joke as most people here already know my position on that clueless fuck. You really need to lighten up!



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you're fallback position of it was a joke... hard to tell when person who bitches and moans about the same shit, is now suddenly joking about it... you mention being ignored, look at how many people who are RO regs, ignore you and don't say congrads... either you have offended them too much or they at least didn't like you enough, as I do (you miss that), to ask why you were talking about race and politics on what should be a joyful post and something to celebrate... and you're not Richard Pryor, but whatever, you're not even funny... and if your job, was social commentary or comedy, then you'd have a point... all you did was complain on a message board. Calling me uptight, after reading your description of people in the OP... that's a pointless...you're the one judging, some people who went to jamiace to blow of some steam and have a good time, but you're better than them... I get it, that's the authoritarian thing, thinking you're better than others. more than 2/3's of that post were complaining, it sounds like you're unhappy... and you were pretty specific in your descriptions... so those who know, understand naming a particular state, and other regions in the world, has meaning... we know the code language regarding Nebraska... Hope you make better travel plans in the future, as far as America goes, you're screwed and you will continue to tell us, i get that, I have no allusions... .why you went there? you must have a political posting addiction... Anyone who complains like you do when talking about great kids and a wonderful new wife, has some big obstacles to get past... and it ain't about lame white tourists or a black president you hate... and it ain't about me either, and I know that too... i'm not the one complaining, and that isn't dimestore psycho-babble... you're just an unhappy dude, looking to blame others for it... the only common factor in everything, is you... and that is my two cent advice. A happy person fresh off a vacation and marriage doesn't come home mad, that is what a mad and angry person does.
We only got between 20 and 30 good years left at best... did thse white people ruin your trip? did them not being uptight, for at least that short amount of time, harm you? Imagine, if you can, the ability to live without fear all the time, and be yourself... that's is what they are doing, and if they did it there, they do it all the time, and you're pissed b/c you can't, so... you judge and put them down... you've been doing it on message boards since I knew you...
Hold onto hope, and let go of fear... you'll be amazed how much the fuck ups of others won't bug you and how much you have to offer, to help others, even if that help, is just not being a dick... it's a start...
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let riffy be the cantankerous coot he is.




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Congrats, Riffy. May this marriage be a loving and lasting one.

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