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OK folks, now that summer is here it is time to focus on ourselves. time to get off the couch and start the blood flowing. the success stories of holden and sean can happen to all of us, and lord knows some of us need to shed the extra weight so we can be there to see the kids graduate from college and start working 7 days a week to help pay off the debt.

my goal: 15 pounds by august 15. it is an attainable goal and will help me fit back into my sullivan suit without the buttons bursting.

anyone have any good recipes? suggestions to cut calories? i'd prefer not to do the starvation thing that sean did....

and let's keep it organic here folks. i just paid $7 for a head of broccoli and a dozen organic eggs and it nearly ripped my heart out....but i have had two students loose a parent in the last month due to cancer...and my wife the internist tells me that she has had tons of patients die of cancer in their 30s and 40s, and she is convinced it is because of the foods we eat...the pesticides and the preservatives that are put in the food that we know cause cancer in animals....so if you too choose to join me in this holy quest, eat healthy above all!

i would be happy to award a prize to the rocks off biggest loser at the end of the summer if there is interest.
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I'm 5'10" and 130 lbs. What would be a healthy weight for me?
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diet and exercise... that's all you need to do...
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" anyone have any good recipes? suggestions to cut calories?  "

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[quote author=Joey link=1276977255/0#3 date=1276984141... !!!


jodog, I've always wondered wtf's going on with carries stomach in that pic, is she prego, or did she swallow a house? Tell me! I got's to know!
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Bucky,

Try growing your own veggies and herbs.  This summer I'm growing my own rosemary, thyme and chives...and hibuscus flowers...among other things.

I'm also staying very active...working out several times a week and walking a lot.   

I also don't have a sweet tooth...but I have a beer tooth. Let's go get drunk 

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Reply #6 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:28pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 2:54pm:
  i would be happy to award a prize to the rocks off biggest loser at the end of the summer if there is interest.



Joey has won that for the last ten years in a row...
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All you need to do is just eat LOTS more fruits and vegetables and some lean protein (salmon or chicken) NO CARBS and drink tons and tons and tons of water and lemon juice. IN THE MORNING, make a shake out of blueberries, a banana and some skim milk drink that. it will really fill you up and take some High dose vitamins and walk or run 3 miles a day and you will lose 15 lbs by August for sure.
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Reply #8 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:58pm
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Give me my cigarettes, Nurse Ratched!  Then I'll lose weight.  Until then I'll just keep walking.

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Reply #10 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 10:16pm
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Starbuck wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 2:54pm:
OK folks, now that summer is here it is time to focus on ourselves. time to get off the couch and start the blood flowing. the success stories of holden and sean can happen to all of us, and lord knows some of us need to shed the extra weight so we can be there to see the kids graduate from college and start working 7 days a week to help pay off the debt.

my goal: 15 pounds by august 15. it is an attainable goal and will help me fit back into my sullivan suit without the buttons bursting.

anyone have any good recipes? suggestions to cut calories? i'd prefer not to do the starvation thing that sean did....

and let's keep it organic here folks. i just paid $7 for a head of broccoli and a dozen organic eggs and it nearly ripped my heart out....but i have had two students loose a parent in the last month due to cancer...and my wife the internist tells me that she has had tons of patients die of cancer in their 30s and 40s, and she is convinced it is because of the foods we eat...the pesticides and the preservatives that are put in the food that we know cause cancer in animals....so if you too choose to join me in this holy quest, eat healthy above all!

i would be happy to award a prize to the rocks off biggest loser at the end of the summer if there is interest.

Good luck.  Your role model should be Jizzy.  He's the Rocks Off Ironman in this category.
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"  I've always wondered wtf's going on with carries stomach in that pic, is she prego, or did she swallow a house? Tell me! I got's to know ! "

She ( Prejean ) was DEFINITELY prego at the time [ I assume she had the abortion Smiley   ]



J to the 'kins ! ™
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Joey wrote on Jun 20th, 2010 at 10:10am:
"  I've always wondered wtf's going on with carries stomach in that pic, is she prego, or did she swallow a house? Tell me! I got's to know ! "

She ( Prejean ) was DEFINITELY prego at the time [ I assume she had the abortion Smiley   ]



J to the 'kins ! ™


Jknocker, I didn't know she had an abortion, this is huge news!

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Reply #13 - Jun 20th, 2010 at 12:14pm
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The only way to lose weight is to consume less calories and exercise.  

There is no other way!  There is no magic pill!  No miracle cream!

Just eat between 1,200 to 1, 500 calories daily.  Plus, do at least a half hour of cardio every day.  And, you will lose weight.
I guarantee it.

Now, why don't I do it?  I was doing it for a while, but . . . I enjoy food too much!  Plus, I hurt my leg!  I was in physical therapy for almost a year!
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Reply #14 - Jun 20th, 2010 at 11:51pm
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gorda wrote on Jun 20th, 2010 at 12:14pm:
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There is no magic pill!  


No, it's a powder. Oh no! not you again
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Zack wrote on Jun 20th, 2010 at 11:51pm:
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No, it's a powder. Oh no! not you again



marin county diet!!!
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Reply #16 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 6:55pm
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Stardust, don't eat anything after 8pm- start the day when you rise with distilled water and all the fresh fruit and fresh fruit juice you can eat- wait twenty minutes before eating and follow proper food combining, don't mix starches and proteins. It's tough to do. Walk with handweights as often as you can and do push ups and crunches. This could have been a Happy Birthday glencar thread.
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Tumbled wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:43pm:
All you need to do is just eat LOTS more fruits and vegetables and some lean protein (salmon or chicken) NO CARBS and drink tons and tons and tons of water and lemon juice. IN THE MORNING, make a shake out of blueberries, a banana and some skim milk drink that. it will really fill you up and take some High dose vitamins and walk or run 3 miles a day and you will lose 15 lbs by August for sure.



I would alternate the morning shake w/ a good bowl of oatmeal...the plain kind and add a tablespoon of real maple syrup, honey, or fresh fruit for added flavor w/o gross store bought flavored oatmeal...10 times cheaper and 100 times healthier

Adding as well as a small salad mid afternoon w/o the creamy dressing...instead use  nice homemade raspberry or red wine vinaigrette...

my goal is to get down to 190 (86Kilo) by the start of August...3 months ago i was 211 (96k) and I am now 197 (89.5k)...at 6'1"...my doctor said/recommended 195 is more realistic...but i can get to 190 or reeeeeeal close.
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Et tu Joey?? Let's go get drunk
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Edith Grove wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 3:08pm:
I'm 5'10" and 130 lbs. What would be a healthy weight for me?

160 - 180 lbs.

Better study gravy recipes if you don't have any!

Also, be sure to eat lots of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk!   And stop exercising so much, dammit!  You must be stroking your guitar too hard.

 

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I'm six foot even in height, weighed 226 pounds on January 3rd.  I've been 151 pounds for the last eight weeks now.  No easy answers Bucky....if you want a LOT off, you must either skip meals or dramatically cut them down---do crunches, lift weights, do an aerobic activity for at least 30 minutes a day.  At all costs, processed foods are to be avoided.  I replaced the snifter with a shot glass and limit the alcohol intake to 2-3 glasses of wine and 4 shots a day.  I also gave up beef (planning my first steak here in a coupla weeks!).  Eat more fish, less dairy.  Even Keith Richards says of cheese, "I won't put that shit in my body"......No snacks unless they're fruit or unsalted nuts...keep exercising, you'll need to work in the extra skin you will free up....when you've hit where you want to be, start keeping a calorie count and keep the daily intake in the 2200-2500 range if you're moderately active, 2000 if mostly sedentary.  Keep a log---bio-feedback is positive reinforcement....don't step on a scale until a month goes by....just some random thoughts....
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Reply #21 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 2:16pm
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>>Even Keith Richards says of cheese, "I won't put that shit in my body"......<<

A little fermented milk never hurt nobody!  Oh no! not you again
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Reply #22 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 7:38pm
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OK here's my 2 cents!

1. No red meat
2. Nothing fried
3. Weights and cardio exercise 3x/week or more if you have time
4. No desserts (unless it's a special occasion)
5. Lots of sex
6. Drink water continuously


No kidding, #5 is the key to maintaining!   Kiss my undercover ass  Bend over and lift!    Perverted Mick
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" 1. No red meat
2. Nothing fried
3. Weights and cardio exercise 3x/week or more if you have time
4. No desserts (unless it's a special occasion)
5. Lots of sex
6. Drink water continuously "

" No kidding, #5 is the key to maintaining!   ...  Bend over and lift!    "


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