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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #25 - Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:33pm Pdog wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 7:03pm: Wasn't there pics of Mick's dick around before....? WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT I WARNED YOU CLICK ONLY IF YOU AGREE THAT THIS IS A NASTY, DISGUSTING AND BAD TASTE IMAGE lick here... Do NOT complain... you were warned
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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #26 - Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:40pm ahhh.... BTW
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,331 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #27 - Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm: She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore! Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?
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buddhabone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 199 California Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #28 - Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:20pm This thread is a HOOT!!!! Jagger may have a small cock. I don't care.
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buddhabone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 199 California Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #29 - Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm ...Another thing. How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi?
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #30 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:26am

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm:

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?

YES, KEEF was jealous and that is NOT a microphone in MICK's pants and MICK has a large beautiful dick! I know it for a fact! Grin

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Voodoo Chile in Wonderland Unholy Trinity Admin Offline The Stones are back you bastards!!!! Posts: 17,957 Wonderland Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #31 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:34am Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm: She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore! ...BTW, that "thing" is fake
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #32 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:43am

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:18pm:

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm:

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

I dont know about you, but the sort of woman who feels the need to tell the world every sordid intimate detail of her sex life absolutely makes my flesh crawl.

A guy shouldn't do it regarding a woman, either. It's childish (in the vein of "he smells"...something kids do).

Absolutely agree. Although (and this is a back-handed compliment I suppose), I just expect women to have higher standards regarding that kind of thing.

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #33 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:47am buddhabone wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm: ...Another thing. How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi? I think he noticed just before the last tour that Mick had a visible hard-on when Cohl told him the amount of money he stood to make....
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #34 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:56am LadyJane wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 4:22pm: I will make the supreme sacrifice for the sake of my fellow RO'ers and get to the bottom of this myself. I know. I know. I am a selfless woman. This one is for the RO team!!! LJ. You mean your going to sleep with Janice Dickinson.
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #35 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 12:54pm

Gazza wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:36pm:

Boomy wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 6:30pm:

Two comments about Janice and sperm/cum/jizz? Does she have some sort of reputation (other than being a bitch--and a fugly, skanky one at that)?

Yeah. She's had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard.

I dont know about you, but the sort of woman who feels the need to tell the world every sordid intimate detail of her sex life absolutely makes my flesh crawl.

In fact, every time I see a picture of her mug I feel the need to scratch myself.

The last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a hook in it.

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #36 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:01pm In fairness, when she was younger, she was pretty hot. She's ended up with the mug her classlessness deserves though.
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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #37 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:09pm Ah, come on, Bitch! That is a microphone!
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #38 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:17pm Much as I'd like to think otherwise....that IS a microphone.
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #39 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 2:53pm

Honky Tonk Man wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:09pm:

Ah, come on, Bitch! That is a microphone!

Yes, only partially a mic...
I remember very clearly, sitting in front of the tv in my parents room while a church gathering unfolded in the living room, the bulge that presented itself to my pubescent eyes during the Stones 78 SNL performance. I was worried someone would walk in the room because I was just staring at that bulge.
Anybody have a clip? It was eye-opening. Probably the first bulge i had ever seen.

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texile Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 935	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #40 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 2:59pm As for Keith, Doesn't anybody remember that clip in CS Blues where Mick and Keith are backstage, with Mick changing into his stage clothes and he's in his athletic supporter......and Keith, taking a swig of JD, eyes his package....? It's obvious.
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Brainbell Jangler Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,331 Portland, OR Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #41 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:26pm buddhabone wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 10:23pm: ...Another thing. How did Keith confirm the size of Mick's shidoobi? I'm guessing he saw it at Edith Grove.
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #42 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:28pm

Bitch wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 6:26am:

Brainbell Jangler wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 9:50pm:

Bitch wrote on Apr 27^th, 2010 at 8:27pm:

She's a lying piece of shit! A stupid ass dumb fvcking whore!

Anyone can stick a microphone in their pants. Was Keith lying, too?

YES, KEEF was jealous and that is NOT a microphone in MICK's pants and MICK has a large beautiful dick! I know it for a fact! Grin

Did you take photos when you saw Mick's wang?

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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #43 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:50pm Here's another Class Act http://www.accesshollywood.com/courtney-love-talks-sex-drugs-and-losing-her-rock... Howard Stern seems to bring out this kind of stupidity. Maybe Janice got an STD?? how come all the guys want to see Mick's dick all of a sudden
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Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick
Reply #44 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 4:26pm

Tumbled wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 3:50pm:

Here's another Class Act

http://www.accesshollywood.com/courtney-love-talks-sex-drugs-and-losing-her-rock...

Howard Stern seems to bring out this kind of stupidity.

Maybe Janice got an STD??

how come all the guys want to see Mick's dick all of a sudden

Agree with all of the above. Howard Stern THRIVES on this stupidity. And as for your last question...I'll take my answer off the air.

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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #45 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 7:52pm So is this a microphone too? Shattering my illusions of love.
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texile Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 935	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #46 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:20pm I'm with you Bitch, it ain't all an illusion, the man has to have something going on down there.... Some spiteful woman and jealous men might downgrade if it ain't a ten..... so complaints are just petty grievances..
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #47 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:51pm Mick will check it out for us:
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Reply #48 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:52pm

SweetVirginia wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 1:17pm:

Much as I'd like to think otherwise....that IS a microphone. Sad

Looks more like a can of hairspray or somethin'. Mick's one of those guys with a huge pair of balls and an average-sized cock. Nothin' wrong with that. Variety is the spice of life, after all, and size means absolutely nothing. Technique is another matter entirely... Wink

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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: ...a nasty little Sir Mick, with a little dick Reply #49 - Apr 28^th, 2010 at 9:03pm SweetVirginia wrote on Apr 28^th, 2010 at 8:51pm: Mick will check it out for us: "...She said she liked the way I held the microphone..."
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