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Dont forget, they are all very old and very wealthy. They have absolutely nothing to prove. To us or themselves. Out of all of them, only Jagger has the ego to still try to compete with U2 & who ever is flavour of the month.
Charlie will play drums anywhere/anytime, and he aint fussed. Keith seems to be as far away from writing a song & playing guitar than an accountant from Hobart. He just is content to be a scruffy pirate. And Ronnie has all sorts of hassles, none of them involving the guitar.
They would never bother doing a small theatre tour. Never! Like a supermodel, these boys dont get out of bed for less than $10,000. Silly people can dream of no-frills shows with rarities and blues, but it aint never, ever gonna happen. To get the organisation on the road, to get the wheels greased, means a big pay cheque. Means big crowds paying top buck/peso/ruble/shekal.
To tour behind a 38 year old record is stupid. 95% of the crowd would only know 2 songs (TD & Happy), and maybe 3-4% would go "What is this country music shit? I want Satisfaction, damn it!" And dont forget, they've already toured Exile. It was back in 1972. Remember?
Why do it again? Fuck, why not do a a album of swing standards? "Stones do American Standards Vol1" Why not tour with an orchestra? Do a Circus De Soleil show! Stones on ice?
I dont think there will be new music. I cant see the point, and more importantly, Universal probably dont either. I mean, wouldnt it be humiliating if this Exile redux sold more than ABB?? And they wouldnt exactly "tour" behind this, really, would they? I mean, they didnt tour behind ABB. What we get? 3 new songs? it was down to 2 ABB tracks real quick, wasnt it?
The WHo last year were great. Still powerful - but they were not The Who. Even Townshend admits they are a cover/tribute band. Unlike the Stones, they need the money - CSI franchise's not withstanding.
Just do a farewell tour before it's too late. Before Ronnie dies or Keith's fingers seize up.
And do it with an orchestra!
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