some touching rememberences...................
l Duce was the FUCING man. The MENTORS used to come to Pittsburgh every year and play THE BANANA. When it came time for the MENTORS to hit the stage someone would have to come down to Chief's bar to tell El Duce that it was time to go on. Along with the fans who would have to sometimes carry El Duce to the show he managed to get through the shows considering how drunk we could get him and he outdrank anybody there. The real party was always after the show. He could have also took a career in stand up comedy. He was a total riot to hang out with. He will be missed very much by me and many others. Here's to the Duce.
James Strauss
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I'm glad he's dead... fuck his rotting corpse.
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el duce is a fat cunt with bitch tits
satan
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Once I was taking a shit in this bar. Someone started taking a shit in the stall next to me. It smelled so bad that i wiped my ass and exited as fast as i could . Back at the bar i watched to see who created such a stink. It was EL DUCE, he came up to me at the bar and pulled his pants down to his knees and squatted down in front of me. He then started shitting all over the floor and his face was blood red from straining so hard. of course security kicked him out asap. He even wiped feces on the bars window and flipped them the bird. I was so entralled by his actions i grabbed up the paper towl with feces on it after they cleaned up his mess and i licked the rancid mucous like turd sauce with stars in my eyes. R.I.P. EL DUCE THIS IS A FUCKING TRUE STORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
DAWG RAWLINGS
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7am,phone call,el duce:is das kicker there this is das duce me:this is el duce:el duce:is yer sister there? me:no E.D.:how bout yer mom? me:doesn't live with meE.D.:any retards i wanna have a retard fuck fest. great morning kicker one of the almighty dog patch winos
el kicker
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Avenge Eldon's death..it was murder..avenge eldons death...
Steed
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I'm sorry to say I never met Duce... I love the Mentors & his humor though. I rock with a hood & have a black hood tattoo. El Duce is part of what got me started making music & I'll never forget that. I hope to carry on the tradition for years to come... the world cannot be without offensive music for the depraved minority.
Rad
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It was 88' and me and my friend Robin Crosby were at the Rainbow. Well while we were drinking and laughing this wild troll gives a hellish gargle and it was El Duce! I had heard rumours of the guy but never met him. He had done this gargle to get our attention for free booze, who woulda thought, huh? So Robin(guitarist for Ratt) and I bought him aseveral rounds of drinks until we were all so fucked up we couldn't walk. We then went to Robins place and as we all know Robin enjoyed shooting Heroin so him and Duce discussed which was better crank, Heroin or Coke. Robim had his dope on the table(Heroin) I had mine(Coke) and Duce had some powerful as Red Phosphorous Dope. We shot up so much Coke Heroin and Crank for the next 4 days! I am surprised any of us lived. Note Duce wouldn't do the Heroin until we were all out of Coke and Crank so he bumped a huge chunk of tar in his neck and fell out vomiting. Robin and I were so fucked up we started laughing then realized he might be dying so Robin and I put him in the shower through Ice in water then Robim shoved an Ice Cube in his ass to give his heart a jump it worked partially. His first words were I pinched some of that crank for later there's a needle under the sofa with 50 units I need it. I thought your insane and he really was serious he got up and went and got the needle and hit himself on the arm fell out agin and we had to leave him at his friend in Riversides house. He lived though that crazy fuck. But really he was an evil sick man who burned for something the guy was doomed from the get go what sick sick perverted little troll people shouldn't listen to his message look where his teachings got him pushed in front of a train
Jonny C. Childs
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THE BItch told me to hit the road and see knows!!!! god DAMN THAT CUNT ?? WHAT the fuck a wess going to EAT!! The stamps the kids of yours are there too ????? DuH !!! swollowing is nothing! unless you bring yours friendS! not the sores from the MLK bvld project BITCH!! REAL CASH OR SOME TYYPE OF DAMN IT bitch ho can i treat you like a lady .....!!!!! with a MOUTH like that A MAMMIE LIKE MINE COULDNT SWOLLOw!!!!!! THE BARKEEP member of the church tell your girlfriend !!!!!!!!
tHEE BARKEEP!!!
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FUCK ALLEN WENCH the mentors are nothing with out el duce
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I never knew Duce. I just found out he has passed and was shocked to know this many years later. You will be missed by all my friend. But I can tell you that he has made a major contribution to music as it is and PMRC had the Mentors listed as the "filthy 15". Fuck the PMRC. We ran into a lot of those PMRC pussies at the Twisted Sister gig in Long Beach. We would spit in their faces because they would block entrances. I remember hanging out at the Roadrunner campground in Lake Elsinore Ca. cranking Mentors music, drinking massive amounts of beer and smoking pounds of pot. Boy, did we get the people pissed there listening to "you axed for it" over and over again. We owned that campground when we arrived for the weekend every weekend. Then pull up to a stop light cranking Mentors and getting sour looks from people. El Duce sounded like a hell of a guy and was a real person and not transparent like other phoney artists today. Thanks for your contribution Duce on pushing the boundries others won't go to. Seems like Mentors did this Rape Rock thing first now the faggy ass rappers are doing the same thing now. EL DUCE AND MENTORS RULE! KEEP ON JAMMIN'! HETROSEXUALS HAVE THE RIGHT TO ROCK!
Road Slug
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it was 1993 in dallas texas,the mentors were playing at the main bar in deep ellum. it was the second time i had seen them live. this time duce wasnt playing drums so he had alot of free time on his hands time to get a blow job on stage while singing right along with the band. it was a trip! fortunately i relive that night all the time it just so happens that i hade my camcorder rolling and have some awesome video of a true legend im saddened that he will never hit me up for another shot of wild turkey again. r.i.p. duce
tom pippin
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My memories of EL DUCE i was a roadie for the mentors for many years, in Hollywood. Me and the other roadie motorhead job was to baby-sit EL DUCE man I could tell you a million of stores about the great EL DUCE. I named my pitbull after him because it reminds me of my best friend(wild and crazy)
GREG. G
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I don't have a story.GG ALLIN is my hero!!But fuck all the people that talk shit about El Duce,everyone is a piece of shit waiting to die.
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I never knew El Duce, but met Dr Heathen Scum in Holland last year who spoke none to highly of him ... as did Allen Wrench and the rest of those fellows. He was a bloody talented musician, lyricist and songwriter ... I hope his legacy continues in the form of Kill Allen Wrench with the Dr. there to oversee. Hails for the endless humour and also for his serious lyrics : "All women are insane!"
SR
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EL DUCE IS HERE IN HEAVEN FUCKING ALL THE ANGELS HE WANTS. check out my site:
www.geocities.com/tv_casualty82/indexGod
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I saw the Mentors in 1987 in a smelly dive in Newport Kentucky called the Jockey club.My only interaction with El Duce was me asking him for a drink from his bottle of tequilla, and him saying "only if you girly gives me a blow job".Well I did`nt get the drink and as far as I know, he did'nt get a blow job(from my girly anyway). I know the mans been dead for 5 years and I did'nt hear a thing about it untill today 12.17.2002.After reading all the curses,abuse and praise...I had to think about one thing.No matter how vile and depraved the mentors were,it was HUMOR and o.k. bar music for the time(the 80s were a fucking musical wasteland,especially in the midwest). These guys inspired me and others to pick up guitars, drum sticks,and microphones to try to do it better(with a bit more taste maybe...no offense).The point is that music should always be a medium for people to express themselves.El Duce expressed himself.Even if its tasteless, its freedom of speech.Cheers Fat One!!!
Paul Dumbell
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LONG LIVE DADDY DUCE`
Thee Belligerents
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Good riddance, you fat fuck.
Everybody
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The Mentors came to play the On Broadway Theatre where I was working in San Francisco and I helped them lug their gear up the stairs. The guys were real cool and gave me a record and signed it and stuff. Dirk Dirksen kept me pretty busy those days so I didn't get to enjoy much of the show, however I could clearly see that they had an extraordinary act, even by On Broadway standards. About 10 or twelve years later, '91 or '92 maybe, I was coming out of the 7-11 on Highland in Hollywood, and this man asked if I could spare some change for another beer. You already know who I'm talking about but I hadn't recognised him yet. Glad to help out a fellow with a legitimate need I emptied out my pockets and bid him good luck, which pissed off one of the local dirtbag panhandlers that I'd been disregarding in all my time in the neighborhood. We both laughed at the crackhead for wanting a share and I went on my way. I got to thinking that 73 cents was not nearly enough for a man of such obvious quality and charisma so I put the milk in the fridge, twisted a fattie, and went back down around the corner. He was still working in the same lot so I was quickly able to rectify things with a couple of 40 ouncers and some more change. Things weren't getting any prettier with the jealous locals so we went back to my pad on Ivar Hill to hang out. We talked at length about a lot of things. I found El Duce to be very well-informed and aware, an excllent Drunk, and beautifully direct with a keen wit. All this as we put away a quart of Grand-Dad and seriously dented the Jack, smoked a few doobies, and drank the beers. When I offered to crank out some victuals he remembered a lunch date and off he went. Gone too soon.
Steven Schaaf
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Duce knew KC's murderer. It would have been him if it were not that he was on tour at the time and CL couldn't get hold of him. It shoulda been a close cut thing for the Duce - Fate saved him that day. Sadly he spoke a little too much to the bbc and the next thing you know either the FBI or CL had him whacked the same as Kurt was. The only person gaining from the truth about Kurt's death is Courtney. COME ON WORLD - Kurt and Duce were murdered by Courtney Love's desire for wealth and fame. The talentless bitch never got a hit record 'til she was already rich and famous on Kurt's success and death. It makes me pig sick when I am in the States and I see her parading herself like some fucking saint up and down the Premier red carpet. Her time will come - what will she have to say for herself when she meets her maker and he can see through all the lies (Unlike the SPD). Kurt was a good friend to me and I know that he never commited suicide. He could be a stubborn SOB but he was on the up. He had realised that Courtney was a gold digger and that she had tried to kill him in Rome with the Rohipnol - that is where the letter came from with the divorce promise. That was no suicide note. Kurt told me himself that he was afraid of pain (caused by the totally debilitating stomach contorsions he suffered) and that the thought of fatally harming himself was not an issue. Though not deeply religious he did feel that his life was not his to take away. He was right - but Courtney was wrong to believe that it was her right to use Kurt as a platform to gain wealth and fame. El Duce - you were a shithead for thinking that you could have the balls to do it - I saw you run from two guys who weighed less than your total body mass 'cos you caught them fucking backstage - I woulda kicked fuck outta the faggots and enjoyed their shrieks. How could you have killed Kurt - I think you were flattered that a somewhat dim Courtney thought of you above anyone else. Don't get me wrong - she is shrewd otherwise she wouldn't have got away with it - but bright she ain't. Kurt - may you rest in peace my friend. I will see you again one day and you can be sure that I will be holding a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a Remy Martin in the other. 'Til then my buddy - may the truth come out and the whore pay in this life as well as the next. El Duce - I'm truly sorry - I wished you had never met Courtney - my fault. Put a beer and RM chaser on the bar in heaven - I will be up when I can for a chat and some answers. WB
greebo
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EL DUCE WAS THE SMARTEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED...AND IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM YOU CAN GET RAPED BY 10 BIG BLACK NIGGERS ... WOOT WOOT EL DUCE!!@!@
STEVE-0
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CHIGUE A SU MADRE EL PINCHE CHOFER DEL TREN QUE DESPEDAZO AL EL DUCE, DEBERIAN DE VENDER LOS PEDAZOS DE ROPA ENSANGRENTADA DEL GRAN MAESTRO.......R.I.P. (IN HELL) THE GRAND MASTER EL DUCE.....
EL PINCHE SATANICO
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EL DUCE GRAN MAESTRO UNIVERSAL, DEBE DE ESTAR EN EL CIELO COJIENDO A LOS PUTOS ANGELES......GRAND MASTER (EL DUCE)
EL VERGA
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Rajis- Hollywood Summer 1986, I was standing in the back in the ally helping carry in some equipment for Battalion Of Saints when I heard a very distinctive voice screaming at some woman. I couldnt make out the silhouettes down the ally until they were walking in my direction. The whole time they were headed my way they were shouting, " Were gonna rape some whores tonight." What seemed to be the ringleader looked at me and said, "Hey Kid, come on lets go were gonna show you how to rape a whore". My first thought was, HELL NO! Then my friend leaned over and said to me, thats El Duce. I of course had seen the Mentors play over the years, but I had no idea what El Duce really looked like. Then I just thought, you know old man, your really kinda boring with big talk. ANyway he was persistant that I was gonna go with them. To the point where El Duce got a little too close so I beat the shit outta his old ass. Just another big mouth with no skill to back it up. Good song writer though. Kinda fun. But in the end, just another garden variety alchy. Whatever
WARHEAD
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In the early 90's, I had the privlidge to seeing the Mentors Live at City Gardens in Trenton NJ. Before the show started, myself and some friends did shots with El Duce himself. El Duce was a big fan of "OLD GRAND DAD". He told us stories about the early days when the Mentors we not taken seriously. He raved about the pornography that he paysted on too his drums. El Duce was a misunderstood genious and will be missed. 4F Club lives
MENTORS FAN New Jersey
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lol
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fuck off,son of bitch, what devil eat you
luke
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was mid 97 Florence Italy this guy heard the entire story from his mounth in a bands tour they had on Italy before he died...
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I heard something about this guy killing kurt and be killed
Nimb_777
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one time i was drunk and i went to a mentor concert and dam i was laid so many times i was drunk and then i was drunk and then i got rape by the the bassist of the mentors and my grandma was on stage in hootchie clothes daning with el duce real nasty like but i didnt care cause i was druck and coaked up and getting ass fucked at the time. mentors rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sex slave
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Your ass is so sweet I want to make your meet! Your ass is so fine, I want to make you mine. I'm gonna slam the door...... You are my personal whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
El Duce's son
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I saw the mentors four times (87,91,93,96) plus I saw the side joke project "El Duce and the Sex Devils" in December 1991. The first time I met El Duce one on one was in 1991 at the now defunct Portland Underground. I was in the beer garden and I saw El Duce wander into the girls bathroom. He came out a few seconds later and my friend said "hey you cant go in there" and I said "whatcha doing in the girls bathroom". El Duce replied "what I do is I sneak in the girls bathroom and I jack off". I then shook his hand. The final time I met El Duce was 4th of July 1996 at the now defunct club EJ's. I was talking to him at the bar and this girl come over and yells "Duce". As they went to touch glasses, El Duce's glass halfway broke and he chugged beer (whats left) out of a broken glass and the grabbed my beer and slam that down to.He said "sorry about that", Isaid no big deal.
Paul Della Valle
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wtf is wrong with you all? You idolize a drunk and loser who could do no better in life than start a band that sang songs about rape and other violent nihilistic acts. And apparently some of you don't realize this yet but, life on the street sucks, it isn't something that is to be idolized. El Duce's life was a pathetic waste, and so it seems are most of your lives as well. Move on and do something productive instead of reminiscing about pathetic wastes of human existance.
White Cracker
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