Voodoo Chile in Wonderland wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 2:07pm:




Voodoo, that is hilarious, where do you find these video's from (ha)

Heart Of Stone wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 2:28pm:


I got it from my brother in-law via e-mail yesterday, fits good with the quoted comments by Jo and SV

Voo, that's hilarious!

Pdog wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 6:10pm:

Pdog wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 8:25pm:


really?....hmmmmmm maybe I missfired......let's see how others take it seeing as we know Rosie doesnt.....

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 9:02pm:


I'm sorry SCL, the correct answer, you almost had it, is...."Rosie doesn't like men and hates dick." You had it backwards.

Gazza wrote on Mar 30^th, 2010 at 1:56pm:


I said "educated people"! And I generally don't watch football, but the people I know who do don't read tabloids and couldn't give a damn about celebrity headlines in tabloids, they just watch it cause they enjoy "the beautiful game". What you describe is part of the global celebrity cult: tabloids printing every random detail about people's lives who happen to be "in the eye of the public", which then in turn feels entitled to know everything about them and also to sit in judgement over them, see Tiger Woods, blabla....And it sells and the hunger for that type of "news" seems endless! I never get it and live in hope that all this celebrity thing will one day die down and will again be replaced by proper culture, I know, and pigs will fly, I mean have you tried to find something decent to watch on TV lately? When flicking through programmes I'd prefer to watch the result of one of Joey's worse bowel movements instead, it may be more inspiring and uplifting and less stinky....

See? This is the way Rocks Off works, nobody gives a fuck if Ricky is gay and now out of the closet but it was a good excuse to start a topic about non-conventional sex practices and preferences

Rocks Off rules you bastards!

We really need a tour.

...yo, pdog, we're on the girl-on-girl-action-thread here, not on the political one, so relax, bro....

I don't think Bitch meant what she said maliciously at all, nor did I, it's just an observation, that's all, it's the way we interpret it, no more no less. And of course we understand that love simply falls where it does, sometimes on a person of your own sex, sometimes on the opposite side, we're perfectly cool witrh that! What I DON'T understand is the almost obligatory role-play of one of the lesbian couple being like Hulk with a really bad headache and the other one like Popeye's Olive on helium. So, can you enlighten me??????

Voodoo: Yes, you crazy Mexican, Rocks Off rules absolutely!!!!!

Gazza: would you be more offended or less offended if we were discussing where Jon Bon Jovi puts his knob???

Dear god.....

Times are hard on RO!


Amusing as hell...but still really hard.....

jostorm wrote on Mar 31^st, 2010 at 3:59pm:



I'm not a lesbian, I have no idea.. I do have a cousin who is a very butch and big girl... She always was, and I think she always knew she was a lesbian, and I remember how she was treated poorly and even picked on for being different... IMO, some of the things regarding women being man haters, is really someone who has gotten through some pretty harsh times, and wears an emotional shield. I think a perfect example of what i'm saying, is the way Rosie O'Donnels pic was posted in this thread as a response... Just imagine the crap she got as a kid, not to mention the shit she still gets... I just don't understand how a penis has to be involved or how the hate of men and their cocks plays into this...  I'm not saying that people do or don't fit the descriptions or stereotypes, but gay people like straight people are as varied in what they do and don't do as straight folks. I know alot of very sexually conservative gays, and the belief that they are all deviants and freaks is very untrue... and yes, b/c of all the prejudice in society, I am very sensitive on this topic. I've always been attracted to gay people, and have alot of gay friends. So, i'm close to people who face a massive amount of prejudice and still to this day, have a very diffiuclt time as teens, which sucks even if you're not gay. In the end, I think demanding to know why, a person likes a certain sex act or whatever, is like asking someone why they like chocolate or steak... I know what I like, and I damn glad I figured it out, and no one has ever asked me, why I like pussy or like to have sex in a certain postion, and that's kinda what the topic of this thread became towards a gay people... I'm not even sure if we have any gay posters, and if we did, would they be comfortable enough to say it here? That's who could answer the question... like i said, it's like asking why you like the color blue.
Here's a quick story, about an event that shaped my morals about gays. When I was about 15, and got into dressing punk, I used to get teased alot. One day a group of jocks came after me, calling me a faggot and tried beating me up. Wasn't too bad, b/c I learned to carry chains and rocks, so I got away relatively unscathed. Fast forward a few years, I'm at a party, and I'm getting drunk, and run into one of the jocks... I'm all defensive at first, ready to fight, and he apologizes... I run into him later that night, and he comes onto me... turns out he was gay. At first i was pissed, and he was really surprised I wasn't gay, and I could tell he was ashamed, that I now, knew he was gay... He was scared, b/c he hadn't really come out to anyone, excluding whoever he may be having sex with. I told him it was cool, I didn't care ect... but I realized, how much it must've sucked for him, being into guys, having to hide it and all that... He was attracted to me, and just a year earlier had to bully me in front of his friends... i'm just so glad I know how and what i am, and don't have to hide it... i think it can be even more difficult for girls who are lasbians, and especially if they are very big or butch... I'm a guy, so I only know the male perspective... men are much more agressive all around for the most part...
does anyone want to know how I fuck??? haha... feel free to ask...

Well, thanks for all that, pdog, but I assure you that I have no prejudices or preconceptions whatsoever about whatever makes other people tick sexually, it's their own business whatever they like. I'm just curious, nothing more nothing less. I count 7 gay men and only 4 lesbian women amongst my fairly close friends. Occasionally I have asked the gay men stuff about sexuality, promiscuity, their attitude towards their partner sleeping with other men, jealousy, difference between love and getting laid etc, I'm fairly open with them and I'd like to think that I have never offended them with any of my questions. The women, however, I find much harder to speak to, and the reason I have never asked them is exactly NOT wanting to offend them, because both couples have exactly that role-play I was telling you about. So, simply put, I feel a lot more comfortable asking you, a stranger/friend on a chatboard, than I would feel asking them. And I certainly did not mean to upset you with anything I said, the Hulk/Olive thing is to ellucidate what I mean, absolutely no offence intended and if caused then I apologise unreservedly.

Interesting story with the chap that first beat you up and then came on to you... I'm sure you're right, a lot of people hate the part they recognise in themselves and fear. It's a lot easier beating the shit out of someone else than facing your own fears. Like the father of the boy in "American Beauty", one of my favourite movies...