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Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ...
Mar 7^th, 2010 at 2:44pm

....showed up Friday Night !!!!!! ......

.....Keith MOON that is !!!!!

Hello My Stonesian Brothers and Sisters ..........................

What a Friggin Weekend !!!!! Only now my Stonescicles is your young Joey healthy enough to
write this Lil' Missive about one particular Keith ' dear boy ' Moon arriving at the Dubliner Pub Friday Evening to catch The Elders in concert [ ....whilst consuming copious amounts of Guinness , shots of GM ( Grand Marnier ) , Brandy Alexanders and even Powers Irish Whisky * Whew * ---- that Powers is friggin DANGEROUS ] . www.EldersMusic.com

Anyway , it was close to 9 O'clock when I first saw Keith standing at the Main Bar ( ..... this was VERY early for Keith as he usually arrives AFTER a band has started playing . However , tonight the establishment was jam packed [ St. Paddy's Day being just around the corner and it was an unusually warm , early March evening that most likely brought everybody out of their homes ...] ) so I asked Moonie just WHEN the Rolling Stones planned to tour ?! .. !!!!! Guess what ? .. Great News . Keith mentioned that Mick & Keef have NOT written off 2010 and this fall could very well bring a Rolling Stones stadium / arena tour ( .. sort of like what MACCA is doing this spring & summer ) . Yet , a lot depends on the economic health of both Europe AND the United States as ticket prices WILL remain high for the best seats ( close to $ 250 dollars for MF and some lower bowl sections ) . I asked Keith how Ron Wood is doing with his constant booze battles and Moonie mentioned -- between shots of Goldschlager -- that both Woody AND Keef have given up the drink before they ' popped cloggs ' [ Keith can be SO British sometimes

] Never in my LIFE did any of us expect keef to quit drinking but I guess the rumours are certainly true .

It was then that this tall , gorgeous , blonde [ Nordic looking ] cocktail waitress ( must be brand new as I have NEVER seen her working at ' The Dubs ' ) gave Keith " The Look " and the two of them snuck out the back entryway near the restrooms and into the alley [ some thought presumably to smoke a cigarette ( wink wink ) but neither would appear again at the bar for the rest of the evening --- guess SHE will not be working there anymore ] .

Not that it mattered much as one of my favorite Midwestern " arse kickin' " bands of all time took the stage and your young Joey began to feel ... shall we say , .... FRISKY !!!!!

And so my brothers and sisters ....... Run , do not walk , to your CD player now !
Respect the power inside as Stones' music is infectious --- under our skin it stays ..like a pleasurable
rash . Please give Steel Wheels another listen tonight before the Academy Awards --- to crank " Terrifying " on a Sunday Evening is one of life's greatest gifts .

" Hit Me Ronnie "

www.DublinerPubOmaha.com

O to the 'kins !

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Heart Of Stone Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules Posts: 4,001 Charlottetown Prince Edward Is Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #1 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 5:00pm Another attempt to con us into believing this is about K. Richards, massive Moon content.
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #2 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 5:24pm This was an unearthed post from Joey's vault. He's got some real gems in there.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #3 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 6:48pm " This was an unearthed post from Joey's vault. He's got some real gems in there. " < -------- I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!!!!! Thanks Some Guy . I mentally sit at your feet listening to your Stonesian expoundings . You are much loved by Joey
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #4 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 8:41pm A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Stories about my death have been greatly exagerated. - Mark Twain
Back to top	« Last Edit: Mar 7^th, 2010 at 9:04pm by Tumbled » bigdog.jpg (Attachment deleted) Remember to keep your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your feet on the ground, your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground, your finger on the pulse, your head on your shoulders, the pedal to the metal, a song in your heart, your hand on the helm and the bull by the horns IP Logged

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Reply #5 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 9:17am

" A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
- Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "

tumbledsomebody .........................

I believe I saw Gazza & Ade at the Dubliner Friday Evening ( .. standing near the back bar close to the soundboard )

&&&&D.J. Jazzy Joe and the Fresh Prince of Boca Raton !™&& *** " VICTORY !!!! " ***

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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #6 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 11:14am Gazza and Ade? !Flash! Keith was at New York sandwich shop near the subway last night with me. We were drinking shots of tequila with bass ale chaser. He was reading rolling stone magazine!! (bizarre dream)
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #7 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:19pm Ronnie cooks with me 3 times a week.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #8 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:21pm " Ronnie cooks with me 3 times a week. " TomL .................................... You make young Joey smile . Weeding ... ?! .. Hashishing Tonight .. ?! J'kins !
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #9 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:21pm TomL wrote on Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:19pm: Ronnie cooks with me 3 times a week. does ronnie still cook rocks?
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #10 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:27pm A private summit today kins. Don't know about any rocks mojo, but granny on the beverly hillbillies is smoking crawdads tonight. Kins will like that one. Oh and Jethro is buying a tank.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #11 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:34pm " A private summit today kins. " !!!
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #12 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:35pm Midnight Express kins.
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TomL Rocks Off Regular Offline Change the Fucking sets Posts: 1,149 Sweet Virginia Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #13 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:44pm Here titty titty...........................I'd suck on those like a kitten with his eyes closed.
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Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ...
Reply #14 - Mar 9^th, 2010 at 10:30am

Joey wrote on Mar 8^th, 2010 at 9:17am:

I believe I saw Gazza & Ade at the Dubliner Friday Evening ( .. standing near the back bar close to the soundboard )

you're quite correct young Joey, your eyes did not deceive you.

we were busy with a bottle of Chivas Regal and making plans for breakfast with a couple of hot blondes-
sorry we didn't come over and greet you sir, next time, i'm sure you understand.

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Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ...
Reply #15 - Mar 10^th, 2010 at 8:48am

" you're quite correct young Joey, your eyes did not deceive you.

we were busy with a bottle of Chivas Regal and making plans for breakfast with a couple of hot blondes "

I THOUGHT that was the two of you ............... bet that Chivas went down smooth !!!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm ! ... Lip Smackin'

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

O'kins

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #16 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 3:23pm *********** IT'S PUB TIME !!!!!! ********** www.BrazenHeadPub.com Happy Happy Friday Everybody !!!! : !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2YCZ9p0Em0&feature=grec " Hit Me Ronnie ! " O' to the 'kins ! ™
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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #17 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 3:49pm Joey wrote on Mar 12^th, 2010 at 3:23pm: *********** IT'S PUB TIME !!!!!! ********** Oh, yes it is!
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #18 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 3:58pm Rumors of my sobriety.... WOW! where there is smoke... http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978097034
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Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ...
Reply #19 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 4:39pm

" Rumors of my sobriety.... Ouch!

WOW! where there is smoke...
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978097034 "

" Over ten million dollars worth of marijuana have been seized in New Jerseys biggest pot bust. Three people have been arrested for their involvement with the marijuana grow operation, and three more are suspected to have fled the country.

The bust came after an officer smelled marijuana smoke coming from a nearby chimney. One of the growers was burning unusable plants, which set the potent smell of marijuana across the community. "

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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #20 - Mar 12^th, 2010 at 4:40pm Keith ?! .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.DublinerPubOmaha.com
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,147 London, U.K Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #21 - Mar 13^th, 2010 at 3:21am
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #22 - Mar 13^th, 2010 at 5:09pm The Couch ?! THE COUCH .... ?! ... !!!!!!!! Shiver ..................................................................... " Never Let Go The Couch , Ronnie ! " J Sea Scroll !
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,085 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Keith ...... ( Massive Stones' Content ) ... Reply #23 - Mar 22^nd, 2010 at 12:13pm Thanks Joey!
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