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Mr. Yeats Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing beats fun for a good time. Posts: 704 Gender:	Battle of the Crustys Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:08pm Who would win in a fight between these legendary crusts: Keith Richards vs. Lou Reed Dylan vs. Young Neil ?
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #1 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:11pm crusty the clown
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Mr. Yeats Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing beats fun for a good time. Posts: 704 Gender:	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #2 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:25pm mojoman wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:11pm: crusty the clown vs. Homey the Clown?
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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #3 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:34pm
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #4 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm Reed & Young in the final.
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platter Ex Member	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #5 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:53pm richards and young in the final. young wins
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Re: Battle of the Crustys
Reply #6 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 5:16pm

While telling a vaguely menacing and patently false anecdote about a great Chicago bluesman or Kingston reggae star, Richards grabs a rachet and puts it to Reeds face, whereby Lou flicks him at a pressure point on his forearm and sends Keith into instant cardiac arrest.

Zimmy attempts to accost Young with his walking stick and the salutation:
"Yo! I say there, my good man...I'll drag you down to hell and stand you to the wall! I'll sell you to your enemies!"
Whereby Neil has an epileptic anyuerism and procedes to do the buffalo stomp on Bobby's ribcage.

So Lou and Young Neil...

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Re: Battle of the Crustys
Reply #7 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:40pm

Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm:

Reed & Young in the final. Nanker

Dylan boxes a bit. I reckon he could handle himself. Neil would shit his pants during the stare-down before the first bell.

Keith would fight dirty but his reflexes and motor skills aren't what they were since his accident. Lou would shade a close decision.

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Re: Battle of the Crustys
Reply #8 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 7:01pm

Gazza wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:40pm:

Edith Grove wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:35pm:

Reed & Young in the final. Nanker

Well then- so it's Bob and Lou?

Lou's been clean for close to 20 years and has been practicing Tai Chi for years as well.

Who has the deadlier stare?
Bobby's a Minnesota boy, no doubt skilled in the use of firearms; Lou is a NYC boy, also no doubt well accustomed to the lethal arts...

Next generation of crusty's coming up:

Springsteen vs. Tom Waits

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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Battle of the Crustys Reply #9 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 7:23pm Mr. Yeats wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:08pm: Dylan vs. Young Neil ? Neil & Bob....That's a whole 'nother thang.
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