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Paranoid Android Rocks Off Regular Offline The Rocks Off Ladies Rule You Bastards!! Posts: 6,344 Chapel Hill, NC Gender:	Keith Header Feb 4^th, 2010 at 12:07pm Keith looks like a old gangster about the whack someone with his machine gun...LOL GREAT PICS!!! THANKS!
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Jesus Christ Rocks Off Regular Offline Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Posts: 525 Heaven Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #1 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 12:08pm Is that his BELLY? Oy vey!
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LadyJane Rocks Off Regular Offline Stones Purist Posts: 4,929 Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #2 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 12:35pm Header is from the Depp Documentary. More here: http://rocksoff.org/messageboard/YaBB.pl?num=1265125506/0#0
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #3 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 12:43pm skid row?
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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Keith Header Reply #4 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 12:58pm Love that pic! Still a badass at 66...
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Reply #6 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:23pm

What is up with that belly?

In some of the pics from this session that thing is really distended.

Cripes, could be an indication of serious liver issues? If the liver is falling off, the fluids collect in the abdomen and this kind of swelling takes place. His belly seems much larger/tighter than just last year.

Hate to doom n gloom the great reports of a Depp-Richards Bio project, but man oh man, that belly protruding like that should be worrisome to all Keith fans. He does not appear to be collecting a bunch of fat elsewhere, indicating that the protrusion by his abdomen is in fact fluids.

Ah hell... Sad

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left shoe shuffle Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 4,141	Re: Keith Header Reply #7 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:35pm Might just be an indication that Keef is enjoying the good life. He's not 25 anymore...
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axl79 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 292 Stockholm, Sweden Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #8 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:37pm The Devil is my name.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #9 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 2:23pm " Love that pic! Still a badass at 66 ... " Damn Straight !!!!!! Best Keef YET !!!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #10 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 2:26pm Well, he can still hold a guitar, but can he still play it ?
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PartyDoll MEG Rocks Off Regular Offline Just one drink from your lovin' cup Posts: 3,127	Re: Keith Header Reply #12 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 2:32pm Great photo!!
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #13 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 2:34pm About that belly, he was like that when I saw him from FOS back at the Boise show. I don't see where it's gotten any worse.
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #14 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 2:56pm Maybe he went back to beer soda. ?
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platter Ex Member	Re: Keith Header Reply #15 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 4:40pm it is always nice to see new photos of him, but i am not sure what to make of his new figure. first it was a moustashe and now this. i guess when one quits drinking, and booze has a ton of calories in it i guess you have to replace them with food. that is my guess anyway. ya'll got fancy foods yeah......ow go keith
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Mr. Yeats Rocks Off Regular Offline Nothing beats fun for a good time. Posts: 704 Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #16 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:36pm Keith needs some new shoes. He's been wearing those silly little sneaker/booty things since '89 onstage and off. And the occasional Doc Marten type things (sturdy but ugly line of footwear IMO).
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Mel Belli Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,298	Re: Keith Header Reply #17 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:51pm Keith was losing weight after the Fiji fall/operation, according to GQ — and because he was dieting. It's probably a good sign that he's putting back on some lbs.
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Re: Keith Header
Reply #18 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 9:26pm

Mel Belli wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:51pm:

Keith was losing weight after the Fiji fall/operation, according to GQ — and because he was dieting. It's probably a good sign that he's putting back on some lbs.

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I don't know man - he appears to be doing a bit more than "putting back on some lbs"

I hope you are right - but that belly is really falling out there.

Here is Keith in 2008...

And the Scream Awards about four months ago...

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Reply #19 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 9:30pm

It's all about angles. I don't think Keith has dramiticlly gained weight. He's probably been about like this for some time. Just hasn't been seen in public much and again a picture can tell a thousand words and different stories. Doesn't mean he's been going to a lot of all noght buffet's or has an extended liver. Just more internet BS. What a post Ronnie!!!!!

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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #20 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 10:32pm the guy doesn't have to CARE what you guys think or how you would have him dress. He is what he is and let him do his thing and fuckall that want to fucking change him. Look at yourself and deal with it.
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GotToRollMe Rocks Off Regular Offline 'soft and freaky' Posts: 1,918 Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #21 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 10:55pm Tumbled wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 10:32pm: the guy doesn't have to CARE what you guys think or how you would have him dress. He is what he is and let him do his thing and fuckall that want to fucking change him. Look at yourself and deal with it. Damn right!
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Reply #22 - Feb 4^th, 2010 at 11:01pm

Tumbled wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 10:32pm:

the guy doesn't have to CARE what you guys think or how you would have him dress. He is what he is and let him do his thing and fuckall that want to fucking change him. Look at yourself and deal with it.

Oh geez, sorry! I don't have a pot belly yet but gosh I sure could use some new shoes so I'll get some.
I'm so sorry I suggested Keith might get some new shoes when really it's me who ought to get some, oh geez I just looove Keith , love love love love love him, not just his music but his fashion sense and shoes oh gee he's so cool and his morals are identical to mine god I love him he looks so great always always always and I wish I could be just like him!

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Reply #23 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 12:42am

SemiahmooDude wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 9:26pm:

Mel Belli wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 6:51pm:

Keith was losing weight after the Fiji fall/operation, according to GQ — and because he was dieting. It's probably a good sign that he's putting back on some lbs.

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I don't know man - he appears to be doing a bit more than "putting back on some lbs"

I hope you are right - but that belly is really falling out there.

Here is Keith in 2008...

And the Scream Awards about four months ago...

As the story goes, Keith is under "strict orders" from his doctors to give up drinking. Doesn't seem likely the docs would have said "Keith, everything is fine but you're under strict orders to give up drinking just to be on the safe side."

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Reply #24 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 2:56am

SemiahmooDude wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:23pm:

What is up with that belly?

In some of the pics from this session that thing is really distended.

Cripes, could be an indication of serious liver issues? If the liver is falling off, the fluids collect in the abdomen and this kind of swelling takes place. His belly seems much larger/tighter than just last year.

Hate to doom n gloom the great reports of a Depp-Richards Bio project, but man oh man, that belly protruding like that should be worrisome to all Keith fans. He does not appear to be collecting a bunch of fat elsewhere, indicating that the protrusion by his abdomen is in fact fluids.

Ah hell... Sad

SemiahmooDude do you time travel? Because I get the distinct impression this is a post straight from 2002-3.... And 2006...

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Reply #26 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 4:08pm

Mr. Yeats wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 11:01pm:

Tumbled wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 10:32pm:

the guy doesn't have to CARE what you guys think or how you would have him dress. He is what he is and let him do his thing and fuckall that want to fucking change him. Look at yourself and deal with it.

Oh geez, sorry! I don't have a pot belly yet but gosh I sure could use some new shoes so I'll get some.
I'm so sorry I suggested Keith might get some new shoes when really it's me who ought to get some, oh geez I just looove Keith , love love love love love him, not just his music but his fashion sense and shoes oh gee he's so cool and his morals are identical to mine god I love him he looks so great always always always and I wish I could be just like him!

easy there tiger,,,no need to be sarcastic

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Reply #28 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 4:45pm

Not sure what you are gettin' at pard - but that belly is distended.

So he gives up the drink while we see his distended belly in these most recent shots.

It's not far off to assume that there is some underlying health issues at play here. I hope to hell not, but that shit don't look good kids.

Keith is still walkin' n talkin' so that is great given the 50 very tough years under the hood, but the lifestyle might have finally started to kick him in the ass now.

Bummer.

FotiniD wrote on Feb 5^th, 2010 at 2:56am:

SemiahmooDude wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:23pm:

What is up with that belly?

In some of the pics from this session that thing is really distended.

Cripes, could be an indication of serious liver issues? If the liver is falling off, the fluids collect in the abdomen and this kind of swelling takes place. His belly seems much larger/tighter than just last year.

Hate to doom n gloom the great reports of a Depp-Richards Bio project, but man oh man, that belly protruding like that should be worrisome to all Keith fans. He does not appear to be collecting a bunch of fat elsewhere, indicating that the protrusion by his abdomen is in fact fluids.

Ah hell... Sad

SemiahmooDude do you time travel? Because I get the distinct impression this is a post straight from 2002-3.... And 2006...

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Reply #29 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:17pm

SemiahmooDude wrote on Feb 5^th, 2010 at 4:45pm:

Not sure what you are gettin' at pard - but that belly is distended.

So he gives up the drink while we see his distended belly in these most recent shots.

It's not far off to assume that there is some underlying health issues at play here. I hope to hell not, but that shit don't look good kids.

Keith is still walkin' n talkin' so that is great given the 50 very tough years under the hood, but the lifestyle might have finally started to kick him in the ass now.

Bummer.

FotiniD wrote on Feb 5^th, 2010 at 2:56am:

SemiahmooDude wrote on Feb 4^th, 2010 at 1:23pm:

What is up with that belly?

In some of the pics from this session that thing is really distended.

Cripes, could be an indication of serious liver issues? If the liver is falling off, the fluids collect in the abdomen and this kind of swelling takes place. His belly seems much larger/tighter than just last year.

Hate to doom n gloom the great reports of a Depp-Richards Bio project, but man oh man, that belly protruding like that should be worrisome to all Keith fans. He does not appear to be collecting a bunch of fat elsewhere, indicating that the protrusion by his abdomen is in fact fluids.

Ah hell... Sad

SemiahmooDude do you time travel? Because I get the distinct impression this is a post straight from 2002-3.... And 2006...

bummer what do you mean bummer? you make it sound like keith is going to drop dead tomorrow. sounds to me like you listen to to much dr oz. it is not fare of you to run around posting things and observations you probably really know nothing about. i may believe you if you can assure me you are an md

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Keith Header Reply #30 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:20pm Keith's had that 'protrusion' for a few years now. It's not exactly a recent phenomenon. He's looked better in the photos I've seen of him in the last 4-6 months than he has done in a few years.
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platter Ex Member	Re: Keith Header Reply #31 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:25pm Gazza wrote on Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:20pm: Keith's had that 'protrusion' for a few years now. It's not exactly a recent phenomenon. maybe so, but it sure has taken a few people aback seeing these new photos. i don't care really, i am always used to looking at his usual buff self is all
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Reply #32 - Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:34pm

Gazza wrote on Feb 5^th, 2010 at 5:20pm:

Keith's had that 'protrusion' for a few years now. It's not exactly a recent phenomenon.

He's looked better in the photos I've seen of him in the last 4-6 months than he has done in a few years.

He does appear more alert and he rid himself of the awful 'stache look.

But has his belly really stuck out that far and tight in the past few years? It looks considerably bigger than just last fall at the Scream Awards. That is how liver problems can be - fluids fill up the abdomen quickly and it becomes distended.

I hope that is not what is going on here as I thought maybe the Stones would hit the road one more time for the big 50th anniversary thing, but if Keith is fighting underlying health issues that would likely not take place and that time will have come and gone with the previous tour.

And if that is the case then so be it - let him wind out as he wishes and hopefully he is given a bit more time on earth.

Then again, maybe he will come back fighting trim and another tour will be underway in 2011 and all this worry if for nothing!

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