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Courtney Love wants Keith Richards showdown !
Jan 21st, 2010 at 4:38am
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This is really strange, and it is also Contactmusic, so take it for what you will:



COURTNEY LOVE WANTS RICHARDS SHOWDOWN

Courtney Love insists she and Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards are healthy, despite being known for heaving drinking and drug use, and wants to compare livers with the guitarist to prove it.

Courtney Love wants to compare livers with Keith Richards.
The Hole singer - who, like the 66-year-old rocker, has a history of heavy drinking and drug use - would love to meet the Rolling Stones rocker so they can prove how healthy they are despite their rock 'n' roll lifestyles.
She said: "I wanna meet Keith Richards, I've never met him. I don't know what I'm gonna say to him, but I'm gonna touch his liver and I'm gonna let him touch my liver and it'll be awesome.
"I'm gonna make him lift up his shirt and I'm gonna say, 'Can I touch your liver?' And I'm gonna touch where his liver is and see if it's putrefied or something. I think we both must have incredibly healthy livers. We must!"
Courtney hopes to have her wish granted soon as the pair are planning to work together.
She revealed to NME magazine: "My friend is doing this Rogue's Gallery of sea shanties and I just found out today that I get to maybe sing this song with Keith. So I'm really excited."

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Re: Courtney Love wants Keith Richards showdown !
Reply #1 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 5:24am
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'Can I touch your liver?'

funny  - even though, both are not from Liverpool, where it's a common habit.  Grin
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Reply #2 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 7:17am
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So she thinks she has the liver of a dude in his late 60's?
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Reply #3 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 7:56am
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No reflection on you Edith...but this is one of the dumbest things i have ever read...
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Reply #4 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 8:24am
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Courtney is not in Keith's league or even close. Let her start with Mickey Dolenz and work her way up. A long way up at that.
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Reply #5 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 9:22am
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somebody cover up her hole



Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)
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Reply #6 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 12:26pm
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mojoman wrote on Jan 21st, 2010 at 9:22am:
somebody cover up her hole



Puke all over me (wait that is BLEED)


That could qualify as an urban renewal large job and receive TARP money?
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Liver than she'll ever be...
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Liver than she'll ever be...


What a great play on words  Grin
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Reply #9 - Jan 21st, 2010 at 6:02pm
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wow, she's pretty fucked up, to even think of this...
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Pdog wrote on Jan 21st, 2010 at 6:02pm:
wow, she's pretty fucked up, to even think of this...



guess the story of her having dosed on LSD when she was three maybe is true!!!
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Bitch, please  Nanker
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Reply #12 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 7:44am
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Courtney Love has got to be one of the most wasted people in the biz, so maybe she does think she has the liver of an old dude! She's always fvcked up out of her head, lost custody of her kid because of heroin and alcohol and prescription drug abuse. She's a fvcking mess! I guess after Cobain died she was never happy again, lost in a sea of depression. She tried to get help but there's no getting over that horrible bloody suicide shotgun to the head. It's her sad life to endure, maybe she doesnt care much if she lives or dies.
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Reply #13 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 7:57am
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Bitch wrote on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 7:44am:
Courtney Love has got to be one of the most wasted people in the biz, so maybe she does think she has the liver of an old dude! She's always fvcked up out of her head, lost custody of her kid because of heroin and alcohol and prescription drug abuse. She's a fvcking mess! I guess after Cobain died she was never happy again, lost in a sea of depression. She tried to get help but there's no getting over that horrible bloody suicide shotgun to the head. It's her sad life to endure, maybe she doesnt care much if she lives or dies.


Yeah, well, there's much debate on the suicide story... It may be just another conspiracy theory of the likes of "Elvis is alive" but I think having been able to shoot himself in the head after injecting a massive heroin dose that could instantly kill a horse, and leaving no fingerprints on the weapon is quite a stunt to pull...  Shit!

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Reply #14 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 8:11am
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OK  so... What do you think happened FotiniD? She shot him?
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Her band Hole was pretty good.
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Reply #16 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 2:57pm
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Factory Girl wrote on Jan 22nd, 2010 at 2:25pm:
Her band Hole was pretty good.


Yes the song Malibu is a really good pop tune. As far as drinking and drugging I doubt she could hold Keith's shotglass much less hang with him. Besides Keith has always been surrounded by beautiful women not Courtney whose face these days looks like a can of crushed assholes.
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Reply #17 - Jan 22nd, 2010 at 3:28pm
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haha.  what a weirdo narcissistic nutjob
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