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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #75 - Dec 7th, 2009 at 11:57am
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I heard Tiger is releasing his own Christmas song. "I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress".



Ha! You have changed my perception of this song forever. I'll never be able to sing it the right way again. Wink Tongue Ouch!
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Reply #76 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:39am
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An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street in Florida where golfer Tiger Woods lives, reports say.

Local television stations in Orlando said a call for an ambulance had been received from Woods' home in the gated Isleworth community at 0236 (0736 GMT).

TV footage showed a woman being wheeled on a stretcher into a nearby hospital.

Last week, Woods apologised to his family for letting them down amid speculation about his private life.

The statement came days after he was found bleeding and semi-conscious after his car hit a tree and fire hydrant outside his home, and followed a story in a US gossip magazine that he had had a 31-month affair with a Los Angeles cocktail waitress.

Woods was later charged with careless driving and fined $164.

The 14-time major champion has been married to his Swedish wife Elin, a former model, for five years. The couple have two children.

'Life support'

On Tuesday morning, a spokeswoman for the Orange County Fire Rescue service told the Associated Press that medics had responded to an overnight 911 emergency call from Deacon Circle in Isleworth, and that an adult had been taken to hospital.



Woods has been married to Elin for five years and has two children
But she would not say whether the call had come from Tiger Woods' home, or if the person who received treatment had been a woman.

The Orlando television station, WESH, reported earlier that a radio log showed an adult woman had been transported from Woods' home to the Health Central Hospital in nearby Ocoee.

The log showed the patient had initially refused transport, but was later listed as an advance life support patient, it added.

WESH said the video from the hospital showed a blonde woman being taken through the entrance to the emergency room.

A black Cadillac Escalade, with a number plate similar to the one involved in Woods' car crash, was reportedly seen at the hospital.

The information has not been independently confirmed.
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Reply #77 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:53am
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Tigers gonna need to bring his A game to play thru this one.
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Reply #78 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:54am
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Takes at least a year off.
Maybe finished if the quantity continues.
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Reply #79 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 9:22am
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Nellcote wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:54am:
Takes at least a year off.
Maybe finished if the quantity continues.

Yeah if the shit gets any worse. Only a matter of time before the sponsors start dropping him.
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" Yeah if the shit gets any worse. Only a matter of time before the sponsors start dropping him "

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Reply #81 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 9:45am
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Well, Tiger just finished his 9th Hole...
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Reply #82 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 10:51am
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An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street in Florida where golfer Tiger Woods lives, reports say.





Now confirmed as his mother-in-law.
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Reply #83 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 11:29am
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Gazza wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 at 10:51am:
Ade wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:39am:
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An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street in Florida where golfer Tiger Woods lives, reports say.





Now confirmed as his mother-in-law.


Looking forward to some new mother-in-law jokes now! really?
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Reply #85 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 11:33am
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Ade wrote on Dec 8th, 2009 at 8:39am:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street in Florida where golfer Tiger Woods lives, reports say.





Now confirmed as his mother-in-law.



"So the truth is that yes, honey, I did cheat on you with roughly nine seperate skanks, but I promise I never intended on killing your mother."

Time for Tiger to take a mulligan.


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Reply #86 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 11:52am
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Very sad news story.
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Reply #87 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 12:27pm
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Tiger Woods,comeback golfer of the year in 2011.
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Reply #88 - Dec 8th, 2009 at 11:10pm
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Ya know....I keep thinking. There is talk of Tiger being a "sex addict". I guess that's what they call it when you are a guy. If he was a girl...? I know what they'd call him. A slut. So....why don't we just call 'em as we see 'em? {Do we have a disgusted icon here?}
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Reply #89 - Dec 9th, 2009 at 4:23am
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Many years ago my wife Anne and I were sitting at the bar of the American Hotel in Amsterdam. A rather young black guy walks in and is greeted by the bar tender with "hey Tiger, how are ya". I had no idea who this guy was when he sat down next to me. An older guy at his other side immediately starts talking to him about golf. Since I know absolutely nothing about this game or its players I didnt take part in the conversation. But I noticed that "Tiger" wasnt very much interested in the conversation as well. After about 5 minutes he pointed at my Rolling Stones Zippo lighter on the bar and asked if a was a Stonesfan. And within a few seconds we had a very pleasant conversation about the Stones and rock in general, which lasted for about half an hour. Then we shook hands and he left the bar. Me still not knowing who that nice guy was.
Many weeks later I was reading the newspaper (oh well, looking at the pictures), when I noticed an article about a golfer called Tiger Woods. I had a look at the pictures and said to Anne, hey this guy looks alot like that "Tiger" from the hotelbar. Looking up more pictures on Google he even looked more like him. Still dont know for 100% sure, but I like the idea that I have probably talked to Tiger Woods without knowing it. And maybe because I didnt know him and didnt talk to him about golf like the others at the bar tried.
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Reply #92 - Dec 9th, 2009 at 9:29am
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An unidentified woman has been taken away in an ambulance from a house on the street in Florida where golfer Tiger Woods lives, reports say.





Now confirmed as his mother-in-law.




apparantly he showed her his putter
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Reply #93 - Dec 9th, 2009 at 9:36am
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Scandal on Tiger Woods, a sex addict? a drug addict?
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" Many years ago my wife Anne and I were sitting at the bar of the American Hotel in Amsterdam. A rather young black guy walks in and is greeted by the bar tender with "hey Tiger, how are ya". I had no idea who this guy was when he sat down next to me. An older guy at his other side immediately starts talking to him about golf. Since I know absolutely nothing about this game or its players I didnt take part in the conversation. But I noticed that "Tiger" wasnt very much interested in the conversation as well. After about 5 minutes he pointed at my Rolling Stones Zippo lighter on the bar and asked if a was a Stonesfan. And within a few seconds we had a very pleasant conversation about the Stones and rock in general, which lasted for about half an hour. Then we shook hands and he left the bar. Me still not knowing who that nice guy was.
Many weeks later I was reading the newspaper (oh well, looking at the pictures), when I noticed an article about a golfer called Tiger Woods. I had a look at the pictures and said to Anne, hey this guy looks alot like that "Tiger" from the hotelbar. Looking up more pictures on Google he even looked more like him. Still dont know for 100% sure, but I like the idea that I have probably talked to Tiger Woods without knowing it. And maybe because I didnt know him and didnt talk to him about golf like the others at the bar tried. "




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Reply #95 - Dec 9th, 2009 at 10:02am
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Tiger joke of the day:
If Tiger had cheated with women that were older than him, would we be telling Cougar Woods jokes?
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He'll take a year off and live on a yacht and party balls all year. Practice a year and back in 2, peace bitches.
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" Many years ago my wife Anne and I were sitting at the bar of the American Hotel in Amsterdam.

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Two porn stars & counting.
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