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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #25 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 6:54pm Gazza wrote on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 10:28am: Must be the first time since he was about ten years old that Tiger Woods hasn't managed to drive over 300 yards.... Drive for show.....Divorce for dough
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Some Guy Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 16,083 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #26 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 9:23pm can a brotha get some privacy?
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Bitch Rocks Off Regular Offline I always get my Rocks Off! Posts: 4,904 FL - USA Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #27 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 10:58pm Some Guy wrote on Nov 30^th, 2009 at 9:23pm: can a brotha get some privacy? Uh yeah, he wants privacy until the scratch marks on his face heal up! Cat scratch fever?
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #28 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:24am What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #29 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 9:30am SweetVirginia wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:24am: What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #30 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 9:31am SweetVirginia wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:24am: What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. Ouch....literally. Give that girl some rim.
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open-g Rocks Off Regular Offline Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver Posts: 619 Berlin Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #31 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 3:07pm but, but... Mrs. Woods is swedish not norwegian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elin_Nordegren
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #32 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 3:16pm " What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians " !!!!!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #33 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 3:40pm Tiger could have used his caddy. He could'nt decide between the wood or the iron.
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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #34 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 4:03pm

" Tiger could have used his caddy. He could'nt decide between the wood or the iron . "

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Waitress-Jaimee-Grubbs-claims-...

" Waitress claims Woods affair By JEN BLACKBURN "

" A COCKTAIL waitress has claimed she enjoyed a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods - as cops today revealed they will be charging the golf legend with careless driving.
Jaimee Grubbs has told American magazine Us Weekly she met Woods in Las Vegas in April 2007 and has voicemails and text messages proving her affair with the star, who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine claims Grubbs, who says she was 21 when the romance started, has over 300 texts from Woods who was involved in a bizarre early hours car crash last weekend outside his £1.7million mansion.

The beauty, who recently appeared on VH1 show Tool Academy, has gone on to claim she's had 20 sexual encounters with the star. "

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Waitress-Jaimee-Grubbs-claims-...

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monkey_man Rocks Off Regular Offline Fac ut vivas. Posts: 509	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #35 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 5:20pm SweetVirginia wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 7:24am: What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians. Taking it to the hoop!!
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SweetVirginia Rocks Off Regular Offline I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it Posts: 1,428 NY Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #36 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 5:40pm I wish I had remembered she is Swedish....much easier to spell, and they are still clubbing seals as well. And here's an unintentionally hilarious report on the incident on Chinese TV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #37 - Dec 1^st, 2009 at 6:46pm Ironically, Mrs. Woods is a stunner. The alleged mistress looks...common.
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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #38 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 8:21am

Factory Girl wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 6:46pm:

Ironically, Mrs. Woods is a stunner. The alleged mistress looks...common.

"Ironically, Mrs. Woods is a stunner"

Yeah but that bitch crazy

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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #39 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 8:33am

" Ironically, Mrs. Woods is a stunner. The alleged mistress looks...common "

< ---- That being said , Tiger Woods is ONLY Thirty - Two Years Old --- Waaaaay too young to get married .

So True Lil' Buddy ( Lil' Fijikins ) . Hell your young Joey is Forty - Five and STILL not ready to settle down .

" Hit Me Ronnie ! "

J'Lo'kins !

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Nellcote Rocks Off Regular Offline So, what's your point? Posts: 2,922 Funifuti	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #40 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 8:44am Tiger's denial tour has just been derailed.... http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-jaimee-grubbs-elin-nordegren...
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #41 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 9:00am " Tiger's denial tour has just been derailed.... " http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-jaimee-grubbs-elin-nordegren... Thanks Nellcote : Prejean Approved !!!!!!!!! !!!
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #42 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 9:43am Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #43 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 10:11am He's been sticking his clubs in someone else's bag.
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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #44 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 10:45am

Factory Girl wrote on Dec 1^st, 2009 at 6:46pm:

Ironically, Mrs. Woods is a stunner. The alleged mistress looks...common.

Yeah. And that's often the case. I guess I've figured out that that's just not the issue. Probably a lot of things involved, whether boredom with the marriage, the excitement of "getting away with something"...who knows? But.....well, we'll just have to see how this affects things {sponsorships, etc.} Did he really think this wouldn't all come out? That he wouldn't get caught?

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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #45 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 10:45am cocktail waitress? pulling a woody?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #46 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 6:41pm http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s209/leepullen/image001-7.jpgt=1259800857
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #47 - Dec 2^nd, 2009 at 10:33pm Today's news---there is allegedly a third woman who may have had a relationship with Tiger---all, evidently pretty much at the same time. Uh, wonder how many more will come out of the woodwork?
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AngieBlue Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 792 Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #48 - Dec 3^rd, 2009 at 12:18am Maybe he needed work on his stroke?
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #49 - Dec 3^rd, 2009 at 8:58am " Uh, wonder how many more will come out of the woodwork ? " W- W- W- What ?!!!! .... !!!!! : !!!!!!
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