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Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Nov 27^th, 2009 at 1:58pm

Tiger Woods seriously injured in accident-report
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World number one golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident on Friday, a Florida newspaper reported.

The Orlando Sentinel, citing the Florida Highway Patrol, said Woods’ car struck a fire hydrant and a tree in Florida’s Isleworth community, near Orlando. (Reporting by Jim Loney) (([email protected]; +1 305 810 2688; Reuters Messaging: [email protected]))

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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #1 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:06pm They say no booze involved..but he hit a hydrant outside his home then a tree. Maybe trying to miss an animal? Hope he is alright.
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #2 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:11pm Hmmm.took 12 hours for this story to break after he was taken to hospital? Hidin somethin??
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #3 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:23pm TW has a very nice family (wife & 2 little kids). I read his wife was in the car. I hope thay're okay. I don't know if he was driving under influence, but it is stupid and dangerous...
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mojoman Rocks Off Regular Offline HMERLS Posts: 6,593 joyzee Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #4 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 3:30pm gimmekeef wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:06pm: They say no booze involved..but he hit a hydrant outside his home then a tree. Maybe trying to miss an animal? Hope he is alright. at 2.25 in the morning. guess he had an early tee time.........
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #5 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 3:38pm Factory Girl wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:23pm: TW has a very nice family (wife & 2 little kids). I read his wife was in the car. I hope thay're okay. I don't know if he was driving under influence, but it is stupid and dangerous... His driving's usually pretty good, though....
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #6 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 4:12pm Clever play on words, G. Funny....
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Jumping Jack Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 303 Atlanta Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #7 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 4:12pm Some rumors say he was steppin' out while in Oz and My Wife was blaring on the CD player. He's more like Jordan all the time.
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keiths liver Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 49	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #8 - Nov 27^th, 2009 at 5:56pm Posted by: Jumping Jack Posted on: Today at 2:12pm Some rumors say he was steppin' out while in Oz and My Wife was blaring on the CD player. He's more like Jordan all the time. Watch it...... the leftist police miltitia on the board will call you out as racist!
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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #9 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 12:08pm

Dude got caught with his tongue in someone else's pie, to paraphrase our hero. Oh no! not you again

The story they are going with is that his wife heard the accident from inside the house, picked up a golf club, and helpfully smashed the back window of his car to help get him out of the front seat. Hmm . . .

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Tiger: "I'm out of here!" (jumps into car)
Wife: "You cheating bastard. Fore!" (smashes back window with five iron)
Tiger: "What the fuck?" (looks back at broken glass). "Oh shit!" (smashes into fire hydrant.)

His facial injuries were caused by her fingernails, not the accident. Not that I'm one to gossip.

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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #10 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 2:21pm

keiths liver wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 5:56pm:

Posted by: Jumping Jack Posted on: Today at 2:12pm
Some rumors say he was steppin' out while in Oz and My Wife was blaring on the CD player. He's more like Jordan all the time.

Watch it...... the leftist police miltitia on the board will call you out as racist!

cause white dudes don't cheat? you might not be a racist, but seems like you are, just saying what you did, you're definitely and asshole...
since you bring it up... Fox News covered this story awsomely... they showed two pics of the women Woods is accused of cheating with... one was her from after Sept. 11th (she lost a fiancee') they said she was known as "the face of people who lost people in the attack."

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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #11 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 2:22pm

Zack wrote on Nov 28^th, 2009 at 12:08pm:

Dude got caught with his tongue in someone else's pie, to paraphrase our hero. Oh no! not you again

The story they are going with is that his wife heard the accident from inside the house, picked up a golf club, and helpfully smashed the back window of his car to help get him out of the front seat. Hmm . . .

More like:

Tiger: "I'm out of here!" (jumps into car)
Wife: "You cheating bastard. Fore!" (smashes back window with five iron)
Tiger: "What the fuck?" (looks back at broken glass). "Oh shit!" (smashes into fire hydrant.)

His facial injuries were caused by her fingernails, not the accident. Not that I'm one to gossip.

.http://www.tmz.com/

correct diagnoses doctor...

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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #12 - Nov 28^th, 2009 at 2:55pm TMZ.com links re:TW http://www.tmz.com/
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corgi37 Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,559 Aussie land Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #13 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 5:38am How come he was not breath tested for being dui? Or even a blood sample taken? Anyway, it all happened because he came to Melbourne. My town. Gotta love it.
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Lantern_High Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 426	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #14 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 6:13am Corgi was does mean dui? Never heard before.
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #15 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 6:37am It means Driving Under the Influence (of alcohol).
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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,818 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #16 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 7:35am not just alcohol....it means under the influence of an intoxicating substance.....I've defended many driving while pain medicated cases...
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Lantern_High Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 426	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #17 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 9:23am Thank you Zack and Lotsajizz. But I've heard a different story about him and his wife.. Beaten with a baseball bat from his wife. This is what was come out here.
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lotsajizz Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,818 Rhode Island Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #18 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 10:14am golf club, not a bat....natch
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Lantern_High Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 426	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #19 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 10:24am I was in doubt between it and the other term, forgive me I'm not a born language as you
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #20 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 10:37am Elin Woods won't leave...she'll just except expensive gifts of jewelry and shut up...like Mrs. Kobe Bryant.
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Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash
Reply #21 - Nov 29^th, 2009 at 4:30pm

Gazza wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 3:38pm:

Factory Girl wrote on Nov 27^th, 2009 at 2:23pm:

TW has a very nice family (wife & 2 little kids). I read his wife was in the car. I hope thay're okay.

I don't know if he was driving under influence, but it is stupid and dangerous...

His driving's usually pretty good, though....

He hooked this one left. Shocked

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Tiger Woods Seriuosly Hurt in Car Crash Reply #22 - Nov 30^th, 2009 at 10:28am Must be the first time since he was about ten years old that Tiger Woods hasn't managed to drive over 300 yards....
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