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texile Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 935	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #50 - Sep 22^nd, 2009 at 4:01pm I will never understand how these young girls think they have a leash on these guys.... Jerry Hall was the same way and stayed young for a long time, too long to figure it out. gullible? delusional? dumb? What?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #51 - Sep 22^nd, 2009 at 4:23pm Ever hear someone say "I wish I knew then what I knew now?"
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Honky Tonk Man Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,272 London Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #52 - Sep 24^th, 2009 at 2:17pm Hadn’t seen this picture before: Ronnie drinking a carton of Ribenna? Ah, bless. Just like a 5-year-old
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #53 - Sep 24^th, 2009 at 3:21pm Honky Tonk Man wrote on Sep 24^th, 2009 at 2:17pm: Ronnie drinking a carton of Ribenna? Is that like Kool-Aid or something?
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Lantern_Ruby Rocks Off Regular Offline Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi Posts: 162	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #54 - Sep 25^th, 2009 at 4:24am Edith Grove wrote on Sep 24^th, 2009 at 3:21pm: Honky Tonk Man wrote on Sep 24^th, 2009 at 2:17pm: Ronnie drinking a carton of Ribenna? Is that like Kool-Aid or something? What is Ribenna?
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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #55 - Sep 25^th, 2009 at 6:41am Ribena It's a soft drink - usually (and in Ronnie's case, judging by the carton) a blackcurrant juice.
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gimmekeef Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 5,759 Ontario Canada Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #56 - Sep 25^th, 2009 at 1:22pm Any bets that Ribenna carton is disguised as a vodka dispenser?
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Edith Grove Rocks Off Regular Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #57 - Sep 25^th, 2009 at 1:52pm gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25^th, 2009 at 1:22pm: Any bets that Ribenna carton is disguised as a vodka dispenser? There you go! I'm always drinking out of a brown paper bag.
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Lantern_Ruby Rocks Off Regular Offline Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi Posts: 162	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #58 - Sep 26^th, 2009 at 5:12am Edith Grove wrote on Sep 25^th, 2009 at 1:52pm: gimmekeef wrote on Sep 25^th, 2009 at 1:22pm: Any bets that Ribenna carton is disguised as a vodka dispenser? There you go! I'm always drinking out of a brown paper bag. About me, you can drink a plenty of a plenty of these paper bags Puah!
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Reply #59 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:14am

27 September 2009
Baby fears of Ronnie Wood's Russian lover's gran
Fiona May

The grandma of Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood's Russian lover Ekaterina Ivanova fears she will try for a baby with "the old f*rt".

Speaking yesterday from her home in Kazakhstan, Lyudmila Ivanova said: "God, those two are complicated.

"I don't know if she now plans to build her own career and study something - or does she just plan to get pregnant and have a child from Ronnie? "I wouldn't be surprised if she does.

She is a young girl and needs at some point to have a baby. The question is whether at his age Ronnie's able to create one?" And Lyudmila, 76, commenting on last week's brief split between Ronnie, 62, and Ekaterina, 20, added: "I thought the old f*rt was trying to get back to his wife Jo.

"I hope if that's what it's about that she's got more brains than my Katya and doesn't take him.

"I wish I could see Katya to make sure she is all right."

www.people.co.uk

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Reply #60 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:18am

Ronnie Wood: I still love you, Jo
Star's confession to wife he dumped

ROLLING STORE: Ronnie in son's shop gig

ROCKY: Ron and Kat going through rough patch

LOVE TALK: With Jo

By James Desborough & Lottie Lumsden, 27/09/2009

CONFUSED rocker Ronnie Wood has pledged undying love . . . to the wife he dumped.

The Stone spilled out his feelings to the Strictly star in a heart-to-heart after she ordered their children to forgive him for his affair.

Then wildman Ron, 62, went straight back to Russian mistress Ekaterina Ivanova, 20, for a booze-up in Ireland.

A source close to the family told us: "Ronnie's been feeling raw. He spoke very emotionally to Jo this week and admitted he still loves her.

"He's just not certain how they move forward.

Ronnie's secret confession will infuriate Kat after a rocky couple of weeks in which the Moscow firecracker even threatened suicide over his continued closeness to Jo, 54.

And as he makes peace with his grown-up children, we can reveal Kat has told him to FORGET all about having kids with her.

On Thursday - as they toured bars in Dublin - she told us: "We are not interested in our own babies. God can you imagine?"

Pals believe his relationship with the ex-cocktail waitress will implode as next year's planned tour with the Stones gets nearer.

Our source said: "We think there'll be a reunion with Jo - but maybe not romantic yet. It's possible he'll ask her to join him on tour. She always travelled with the Stones as a PA and helper. Keith, Mick and Charlie all adore her.

"Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl. Only he knows just how turbulent it is being with Kat.

"He does love being around her, but she's moody. And he worries she'd flare up on the road."

The old rocker would have a lot of hard work ahead of him persuading Jo to go. Two weeks ago she told us: "I still care for him. But would I ever take him back? No."

Ronnie ran off with Kat last July after an alcohol-fuelled sex romp in Ireland.

But the jobless blonde has felt left out since the Stone returned to work on fashion and music projects after months of hanging out at their homes and on exotic holidays.

She had hoped to be the face of his fashion project 'I Feel Like Painting'.

Our source said: "Kat expects Ronnie to open doors for her into showbiz. She wanted to be a TV presenter and do modelling, but this is not something he can sort at a drop of a hat."

Meanwhile in Dublin Kat moaned about the Irish weather - and even the Guinness. "I can't stand the stuff and thank God I don't drink it - I'd be as big as a house," she said. "Champagne is more my thing."

Ronnie later thrilled shoppers by jamming in a shop window with son Jesse as his band The Black Swan Effect did a storefront gig in Dublin's trendy Grafton Street.

Ronnie said: "I love playing with Jesse, and the band are great."

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/showbiz/523440/Ronnie-Wood-I-still-love-you-Jo-R...

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Gazza Unholy Trinity Admin Offline Rat Bastid "We piss anywhere, man.." Posts: 13,231 Belfast, UK Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #61 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am Our source said: "Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..."
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sweetcharmedlife Rocks Off Regular Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,943 San Mateo Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #62 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:44am Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am: Our source said: "Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..." Their's no way Mick or Keith let Kat anywhere near a Stones tour.
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Joey Rocks Off Regular Online Posts: 20,652 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #63 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:56am " Their's no way Mick or Keith let Kat anywhere near a Stones tour. " < ---- Perhaps she can sit next to Ronnie during the recording of the new Stones' Album ( like a " right arm " or something ) . Oh , ...... Lil' Fella ( Little Fijikins ) ..... you BAD !!!! Joey Ono ! ™
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Zack Rocks Off Regular Offline Chiba Face Rules You Bastards! Posts: 1,729 Dakar Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #64 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:04am Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am: Our source said: "Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..." Beat me to it. Quote of the week.
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Factory Girl Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 2,237 US Gender:	Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread Reply #65 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:12am I think that is right. Stones come first, women come second. Its always been this way.
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Reply #66 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:46am

Factory Girl wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:12am:

I think that is right. Stones come first, women come second. Its always been this way.

Well, the bit I highlighted was the quote where it says he's a 'total pro' with his music.

Such a pro that he admits to having done complete tours that he doesnt remember because he was permanently shitfaced.

The women may lag behind the music in terms of priority, but thats still not saying an awful lot.

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Reply #67 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:51am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:44am:

Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am:

Our source said: "Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..."

Ouch!

Their's no way Mick or Keith let Kat anywhere near a Stones tour. Oh no! not you again

She sounds like a complete rocket going by the 'source''s quotes in that article.

And I loved this bit :

But the jobless blonde has felt left out since the Stone returned to work on fashion and music projects after months of hanging out at their homes and on exotic holidays.

She had hoped to be the face of his fashion project 'I Feel Like Painting'.

Our source said: "Kat expects Ronnie to open doors for her into showbiz. She wanted to be a TV presenter and do modelling, but this is not something he can sort at a drop of a hat."

"so tell me, Ms Ivanova, what was it that first attracted you to the wizened, alcoholic, sixty-something but nonetheless well-connected multi-millionaire Mr Wood?"

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Reply #68 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:53am

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:44am:

Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am:

Our source said: "[b]Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..."[/b]
Ouch!

Their's no way Mick or Keith let Kat anywhere near a Stones tour. :forfucksake

Quotes of the day and very funny that one quotation of Joey. Oh no! not you again

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Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread
Reply #69 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:56am

Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:46am:

Factory Girl wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:12am:

I think that is right. Stones come first, women come second. Its always been this way.

Well, the bit I highlighted was the quote where it says he's a 'total pro' with his music.

Such a pro that he admits to having done complete tours that he doesnt remember because he was permanently shitfaced.

The women may lag behind the music in terms of priority, but thats still not saying an awful lot.

If he was a total pro, he would practice more and have something interesting to add musically.
From what I've heard, Jagger is over emphasizing his phrasings to make up for a lack of musical diversity.
Keith is Keith, and always brings his personality to his music.
Ron just plays completely sophomoric notes, so "total pro" doesn't work for me.

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Re: Ronnie / Ekaterina Thread
Reply #70 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:59am

Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 11:51am:

sweetcharmedlife wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:44am:

Gazza wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 10:19am:

Our source said: "Ronnie is a total pro with his music - there is no way he'd jeopardise a Stones tour for a girl..."

Ouch!

Their's no way Mick or Keith let Kat anywhere near a Stones tour. Oh no! not you again

She sounds like a complete rocket going by the 'source''s quotes in that article.

And I loved this bit :

But the jobless blonde has felt left out since the Stone returned to work on fashion and music projects after months of hanging out at their homes and on exotic holidays.

She had hoped to be the face of his fashion project 'I Feel Like Painting'.

Our source said: "Kat expects Ronnie to open doors for her into showbiz. She wanted to be a TV presenter and do modelling, but this is not something he can sort at a drop of a hat."

"so tell me, Ms Ivanova, what was it that first attracted you to the wizened, alcoholic, sixty-something but nonetheless well-connected multi-millionaire Mr Wood?"

The funniest thing is a 76 yr old Kazakstahn grandmother talking shit about Ronnie. Maybe she wants Kat to marry someone more Borat like. Nanker

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Reply #71 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 4:55pm

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If he was a total pro, he would practice more and have something interesting to add musically.
From what I've heard, Jagger is over emphasizing his phrasings to make up for a lack of musical diversity.
Keith is Keith, and always brings his personality to his music.
Ron just plays completely sophomoric notes, so "total pro" doesn't work for me.

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I think Ronnie is a great musician. I enjoy his work with and without the Stones. I enjoy his solo work very much.
I can't comment on his muse if he was a sober little general.

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Reply #72 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 7:33pm

Factory Girl wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 4:55pm:

I think Ronnie is a great musician. I enjoy his work with and without the Stones. I enjoy his solo work very much.
I can't comment on his muse if he was a sober little general.

Agree. Last tour after Keith's accident, I personally saw several shows where he literally played all the guitar parts. He actually came through and saved the day. Anyone who saw the Giants Stadium show in September 2006 or the shows immedaitely before and after could see that. He can play several different instruments and play them well. Alcohol is a drug, and a nasty one. He's not the first talented artist to lose it to drugs and he won't be the last. It's a miracle that Keith has the constitution of an oak tree, bless his soul!

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Reply #73 - Sep 27^th, 2009 at 9:43pm

GotToRollMe wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 7:33pm:

Factory Girl wrote on Sep 27^th, 2009 at 4:55pm:

I think Ronnie is a great musician. I enjoy his work with and without the Stones. I enjoy his solo work very much.
I can't comment on his muse if he was a sober little general.

Agree. Last tour after Keith's accident, I personally saw several shows where he literally played all the guitar parts. He actually came through and saved the day. Anyone who saw the Giants Stadium show in September 2006 or the shows immedaitely before and after could see that. He can play several different instruments and play them well. Alcohol is a drug, and a nasty one. He's not the first talented artist to lose it to drugs and he won't be the last. It's a miracle that Keith has the constitution of an oak tree, bless his soul!

Agreed 100% GTRM!

You wanna diss Ronnie, watch Shine A Light and get back to me. Gotta give him props for that show!

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