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LanternHigh Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 1,434 Italy Gender:	so long Rocks Off and you people Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:53am Because is impossible become integrated here among all you, gentlemen and ladies I'm moving. is very hard try to talk with you. And many are become a bit stupid to me. I hope you all live helthy and happy Bye Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:52amLanternHigh says: ' '
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Ade Rocks Off Regular Offline What's Occuring? Posts: 3,145 London, U.K Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #1 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:58am sorry to hear this - best wishes
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Edith Grove Agent Provocateur Offline Disco STILL sucks! Posts: 12,336 New Orleans Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #2 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 6:07am I hope you will change your mind. You did not stay very long. Try giving it another chance.
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Re: so long Rocks Off and you people
Reply #3 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:28am

It is hard to make friends on a fan board. People automatically shut you off and judge Europeans seem to be so much more friendlier than us. Don't you think so? and how did we get to be so mean and insensitive as a society. its a shame really. all the lost friendships that could have been. but I don't blame her for leaving, it seems to be a waste of time to spend so much here sometimes. But stiill I wish you wouldn't go L. There arent' enough europeans here.

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #4 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:33am dude, chill, hang out.
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #5 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:34am Some Guy wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:33am: dude, chill, hang out. she's a girl. we must keep as many girls as possible.
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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #6 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:38am Tumbled wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:34am: Some Guy wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:33am: dude, chill, hang out. she's a girl. we must keep as many girls as possible. Sorry Seniorita, stay don't let Sway bother you.
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Tumbled Rocks Off Regular Offline Posts: 1,206 Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #7 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 7:47am I'm off to the export import bank. I hope you are here when I return. keep all your things crossed for me. this is a critical day.
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72Tele Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 90 Western NY State Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #8 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 8:14am I will consume nothing but water until you return. My life is in your hands.
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Joey I Have No Life! Online Posts: 20,278 Omaha , NE Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #9 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 8:35am " I hope you all live helthy ( sic ) and happy " You remain much loved by Joey .
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Sioux Rocks Off Regular Offline Brian Jones---Foundation Stone--Golden Stone Posts: 4,176 Virginia, U.S.A. Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #10 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 8:42am Oh, please stay! This is a big place....and it takes awhile to get "noticed" sometimes. But I've enjoyed your conversation on the Brian thread---please give it some more time...
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Re: so long Rocks Off and you people
Reply #11 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 8:53am

These posts are to be taken seriously.
We've had years honing our posting skills.
We are trained professionals.
I'd like to think you've now come to understand this is not any regular message board you've decided to post upon.
For this is Rocks Off.
The Greatest Message Board known to Man.
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Re: so long Rocks Off and you people
Reply #12 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 9:18am

LanternHigh wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:53am:

Because is impossible become integrated here among all you, gentlemen and ladies
I'm moving.
is very hard try to talk with you.
And many are become a bit stupid to me.
I hope you all live helthy and happy
Bye
Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:52amLanternHigh says:

I understand your opinions...I hope you might want to just troll around abit longer...there are ALOT of inside jokes...many I am not privy too...

what has helped though...was meeting ROffers at summits on tour...I know this is not possible at the moment...

maybe a sticky on a "Please Allow Us to Introduce Ourselves" thread...I don't know...just a thought...Lantern has not been the first, and won't be the last to bail on this asylum i consider a nice retreat from the daily BS we all have to deal with.

Good luck to you LanternHigh

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Reply #13 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:06am

lissen here, young punk...or punkess...as my good friend and obama supporter nellie has indicated, you didn't just stumble onto some goddamned bon jovi fanboard here. this isn't johnmayer.com or the kansas city freakin' royals... we are indeed the best of the best, seasoned with years of practice. many of us have been posting together since before you were born, or at least since the time you bought your first hall and oates record. you can't expect us to just throw down the bong when you walk in and make you king of the universe (unless you're fleabit in disguise of course).

we've been through recessions...multiple election cycles...unpaid bills, lost shoes & missing thongs (there has to be an alt country tune in there somewheres)...long distance phone calls....confessions of a tambourinist bedding late teens....and we have managed to post about the stones from time to time too. if you don't take the time to crack our nut, so be it. i ain't sheddin' no tears. but as my good friend maxmeister always says, "sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze".

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Reply #14 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:08am

Starbuck wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:06am:

lissen here, young punk...or punkess...as my good friend and obama supporter nellie has indicated, you didn't just stumble onto some goddamned bon jovi fanboard here. this isn't johnmayer.com or the kansas city freakin' royals... we are indeed the best of the best, seasoned with years of practice. many of us have been posting together since before you were born, or at least since the time you bought your first hall and oates record. you can't expect us to just throw down the bong when you walk in and make you king of the universe (unless you're fleabit in disguise of course).

we've been through recessions...multiple election cycles...unpaid bills, lost shoes & missing thongs (there has to be an alt country tune in there somewheres)...long distance phone calls....confessions of a tambourinist bedding late teens....and we have managed to post about the stones from time to time too. if you don't take the time to crack our nut, so be it. i ain't sheddin' no tears. but as my good friend maxmeister always says, "sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze".

is SS still tappin that?

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Reply #15 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:20am

this thread could be big.

have my secretary clear my schedule for the rest of the afternoon.

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“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Reply #16 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:28am

" lissen here, young punk...or punkess...as my good friend and obama supporter nellie has indicated, you didn't just stumble onto some goddamned bon jovi fanboard here. this isn't johnmayer.com or the kansas city freakin' royals... we are indeed the best of the best, seasoned with years of practice. many of us have been posting together since before you were born, or at least since the time you bought your first hall and oates record. you can't expect us to just throw down the bong when you walk in and make you king of the universe (unless you're fleabit in disguise of course).

we've been through recessions...multiple election cycles...unpaid bills, lost shoes & missing thongs (there has to be an alt country tune in there somewheres)...long distance phone calls....confessions of a tambourinist bedding late teens....and we have managed to post about the stones from time to time too. if you don't take the time to crack our nut, so be it. "

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Reply #17 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:31am

joey...please try not to let your ghey seep into this post.

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“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Reply #18 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:34am

I cant believe you're leaving???

we inducted you as the very first honorary female** into our He-Man Emotional Rescue Lovers Society and this is how you repay your thanks to us???

I'm surprised.

I hope you will reconsider and stay. Better seen on weed!

(**NOTE of Clarification: Jumacfly is a long time member and high ranking official of the HMERLS. However he is not female. He's just a little tiny and effeminate looking.)

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Re: so long Rocks Off and you people
Reply #19 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:36am

Paranoid Android wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 9:18am:

LanternHigh wrote on Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:53am:

Because is impossible become integrated here among all you, gentlemen and ladies
I'm moving.
is very hard try to talk with you.
And many are become a bit stupid to me.
I hope you all live helthy and happy
Bye
Aug 13^th, 2009 at 5:52amParanoid Android says:

I understand your opinions...I hope you might want to just troll around abit longer...there are ALOT of inside jokes...many I am not privy too...

what has helped though...was meeting ROffers at summits on tour...I know this is not possible at the moment...

maybe a sticky on a "Please Allow Us to Introduce Ourselves" thread...I don't know...just a thought...Lantern has not been the first, and won't be the last to bail on this asylum i consider a nice retreat from the daily BS we all have to deal with.

Good luck to you LanternHigh

what P.A. said - and Nellcote too.

You should stick around. Any new place takes a lot of getting used to and to expect to fit neatly in and 'get' every inside joke after only two weeks is very over-ambitious. Just take your time and find your feet and you'll be fine.

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Reply #20 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:41am

did we ever find out where lanternhigh stands in the mick taylor vs ronnie debate?

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“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

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Some Guy Resident Cretin Offline Posts: 15,829 Atlanta Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #21 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:41am you got your own poll.
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sweetcharmedlife Agent Provocateur Offline Do the horrendous to that if you can Posts: 11,932 San Mateo Gender:	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #22 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:42am Or do what Ten Thousand Motels does....Just talk to yourself.
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Saint Sway Rocks Off Regular Offline Rocks Off Rules You Bastards Posts: 2,356	Re: so long Rocks Off and you people Reply #23 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:43am You can't leave.... All the plants will die.
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Reply #24 - Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:46am

You can't leave.

Who will feed the dog?

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“You assclowns are destroying this nation.” –Riffy

"You can lead a horse to the facts, but you can't make the horse understand the facts if he's a dumbfuck horse stuck on stupid." - Riffy

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Question: What will LanternHigh do now that he/she has left Rocks Off?
enter a local stage banter contest 2 (9.5%) sign Michael Vick 0 (0.0%) pout at the message board across the street 5 (23.8%) join the beer bellied sapsuckers as a 13th percussionist 1 (4.8%) nurse little Mick back to health 0 (0.0%) go out for a beer a the Brazen Head, turn labels out 0 (0.0%) holiday at Wildwood Shidoobeefest 5 (23.8%) tennis with Glencar 3 (14.3%) browse Tele's porn collection 5 (23.8%) Total votes: 21 « Last Modified by: Starbuck on: Aug 13^th, 2009 at 10:20am »